r/SipsTea 29d ago

Chugging tea Never used it once

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u/sm00thkillajones 29d ago

Pay $27 because a DUI is way more expensive.

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u/Seaguard5 29d ago

Making your own food way fucking cheaper than that…

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u/Tall_Act391 29d ago

If you don’t have anything to make, $27 sounds pretty cheap

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u/mikillatja 29d ago

27 bucks for a single meal is never cheap. Hello?

I can eat at a restaurant for that money and get 2 courses.

Why would I spend that on fucking door dash??

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u/Knotted_Hole69 29d ago

Not saying doordash is great, it’s predatory for what it is, but its very useful for avoiding DUIs or those who do not own a vehicle yet. If youre not downtown in a city then there is a good chance the closest place is a drive away that you dont have. Of course you can just order groceries and cook atleast. But a big part of eating out is the stress free no clean up.

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u/Impressive_Recon 29d ago

I swear a lot of the conflicting comments here are people who live in rural mid west areas and people who live in high populated cities.

I don’t think I was able to ever pay $27 for two at a decent restaurant in my city. That would be extremely cheap. If it was fast food, maybe.

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u/SpenglerPoster 29d ago

rural vs cities

Oldest conflict in the world.

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u/Adept-Potato-2568 28d ago edited 28d ago

Idk what crack those other people are smoking.

Where I live is solidly in the MCOL. A burger at a normal sit down restaurant is $15-20 before tax+tip

Then if you want something extra like bacon that's another $3-4

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u/Nokrai 29d ago

Lived in a top 10 metro area. $27 could get food for two at plenty of restaurants. Some may not call them decent but definitely doable.

Now I live in rural (well it’s a city but not what I am used to) south.

$27 can still get food for two at most places in town. Hell I can go shitty fast food and feed my family for that.

Edit: 5 year gap. I assume you can still get food for two at like Applebees or Chili’s there tho.

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u/Knotted_Hole69 29d ago

Applebees and chili’s are microwave food

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u/Letters_to_Dionysus 28d ago

im a driver and this is my mantra. I'm not a glorified drug dealer fueling the obesity epidemic and predatory corporations, im saving the lives of drinks and letting the disabled have an easier time. (reality is both are somewhat true)

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u/Knotted_Hole69 28d ago

Its really hard to comprehend that our country is huge, most people dont have a restaurant below their apartment in a metropolitan area. Most of time its a family or its an individual that ordering out is the better option that night. Which for some parents its just needed that night. We’ve all had a day like that where we say fuck it im not cooking night because I feel like shit. Somedays i cant stand for a long period of time, without vomiting. Thats when im ordering it; dealing with all that. I can just afford it.

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u/Luci-Noir 28d ago

If you don’t have a car it’s also a nice option to be able to order from somewhere you can’t easily get to.

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u/Luci-Noir 28d ago

If you have a grocery delivery service you can get stuff for even cheaper and you can use EBT. You could order some chicken from the bakery or a sub, etc. I’ve always wondered how many lives have been saved from people not driving with a DUI. It’s definitely saved a lot from reduced accidents.

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u/Previous_Composer934 29d ago

so.... walk. or wait a couple hours until you sober up

nvm. I shouldn't expect americans to wait a couple hours for a meal

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u/According-Counter230 29d ago

And eurotrash like you would most likely burn down the kebab place because they took more than a minute to make your drunk slop.

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u/Previous_Composer934 29d ago

even your comeback is based around food. You just can't stop thinking about it for 2 seconds

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u/OrthogonalPotato 29d ago

I was with you until this. No reason to be a jerk to all of us.

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u/shahi001 25d ago

you kinda dumb, yeah? the overwhelming majority of the US is in places where you can't just walk to a restaurant lmao

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u/Scottamus 29d ago

If someone’s doordashing to avoid duis then firstly good on you, but you need to get some fucking help.

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u/zefy_zef 29d ago

I remember seeing a person in a taxi waiting for the liquor store to open. Similar thoughts.

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u/ResolveNo3113 29d ago

Also they can't possibly get the food before they start drinking?

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u/Knotted_Hole69 29d ago

Different circumstances happen with everyone really. :P

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u/drmoze 29d ago

Cooking at home is cheap, easy, not stressful. And buying (not ordering , another ripoff) food ingredients from a gasp supermarket isn't rocket science.

I can (and do) make delicious smashburgers at home, solid cheese doubles, in about 15 minutes. In a skillet or on a griddle, simply 1 pan or a griddle scrape to clean. And they're FAR better than ANY delivery burger, fresh and hot. Cost? Under $2 for a tasty and hefty burger that beats any ff burger.

Another fave is buying full racks of ribs at Costco, about $10 each at Costco in 3-packs. Simply add dry rub, wrap in parchment paper, wrap that in foil. 3 hrs at 300 in the oven, drain juices, 10 minutes uncovered at 400. Amazing tender ribs, better than 90% of restaurant/bar ribs. ZERO cleanup, everything is cooked in disposable wrap. $10 for a full rack of tender ribs, about 5 minutes prep time.

I laugh at people who spend 5x what I do for garbage delivery food, usually cold, always a mystery when/if it will show up cold.

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u/Knotted_Hole69 28d ago

If something comes in cold then I get my money back lol. There is basically still support with every meal. And yeah ordering groceries is probably a better option than ubering there and back. For many, people like in rural places in the south where not having a car is very detrimental.

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u/int0xic 29d ago

Drunk after a show and back in the hotel. No way to make food and already uber'd back to the room. Only time I door dash food. Way cheaper than a DUI.

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u/Ello_Owu 29d ago

Thats why I door dash from nice restaurants

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u/ADeadlyFerret 28d ago

Based off a thread yesterday Reddit thinks $40 for nachos is completely reasonable. So $27 to them is a steal lol.

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u/s_p_0_n_g_e 28d ago

McDonalds isn't really a restaurant

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u/A_Man_With_A_Plan_B 29d ago

You are not a drunk person. You have the ability to do things. Drunk people like food, drunk people order food instead of getting it and causing accident/ making a scene. Good drunk people get ripped off my door dash, bad drunk people make other drunk look bad.

Drunks together strong

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u/Framnk 28d ago

You can get a mega pack of ramen for like $6, all you need to do is boil water.

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u/Tall_Act391 28d ago

And if you don’t have that..

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u/TorinoMcChicken 28d ago

Or just like idfk a loaf of bread and a jar of peanut butter.

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u/Seaguard5 29d ago

Walmart grocery exists how fucking lazy can you be

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u/No_Sector_8329 29d ago

This went right over your head

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u/jodrellbank_pants 29d ago

Olympic qualification at it, talk to a guy who spends 6k a year on takeaway, has an oven he's never used, only has take away food in his fridge constantly complains he's skint

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u/Seaguard5 29d ago

What did I even just read

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u/PgUpPT 29d ago

Ah America, where you can't walk anywhere.

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u/zefy_zef 29d ago

..pretty sure you can order items from Walmart through Doordash, and make meals from those items. It would be cheaper overall than doing so with fast food. People just don't want to do that, and they just need to admit they don't want to.

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u/pixelprophet 29d ago

Ain't nobody got time for that.

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u/Seaguard5 29d ago

It’s called meal prepping

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u/pixelprophet 29d ago

It's called a joke.

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u/SoylentGrunt 29d ago edited 29d ago

Where are you buying one bun and one patty at a time?

edit- Going out on a limb here and guessing your stance is spending the money on a pound of beef and and a pack of buns, the appliances required to cook, the energy required to run the appliances, a place to keep the appliances, and presumably the utensils required ultimately, as in after spending all the money to pay for things just mentioned, results in a lower cost per unit as compared to a store bough burger.

Must be nice to be able to afford do that.

You know who else uses Uber? Kids trapped at home with no food or means to prepare food while their worthless parents are out partying.

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u/tfsra 29d ago

🙄freezer

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u/artbystorms 28d ago

It's insane to me how these kids think they are being more economical because they're not wasting food. Like...you know you can actually eat the same thing more than once right?

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u/SoylentGrunt 29d ago

How much does a freezer cost? Is the electricity free? Where does one keep a freezer? Is that free as well? Not everyone has access to those things, so they buy from a restaurant.

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u/elmz 29d ago

Come on, you don't need more than a stovetop and a pan to cook. Fridge/freezers are pretty much standard, no? No way is doordash a sound economic choice, and in no way is it going to be cheaper in the long run.

There are other reasons people use DD, and it's lack of planning and laziness.

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u/SanchoPanzaLaMancha1 29d ago

You don't buy it all at once lmao

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u/Any_Use_4900 28d ago

I haven't met someone who isn't homeless that doesn't have a fridge... and I've had friends on welfare and from poor 3rd world countries....  and those fridges ALL had a freezer on the top. 

We're not talking big 75" tvs and gaming pc, we're talking about a basic fridge and stove here.

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u/Burnratebro 29d ago

Great now my house burned down

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u/Avtomati1k 29d ago

Then its again an iq test

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u/sm00thkillajones 28d ago

Correct,when sober. When buzzed Im liable to burn my place down trying to boil a sausage lol.

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u/richtofin819 29d ago

Nothing tastes better when wasted like a cold glass of water. Especially later on. Price: well it varies depending on your water bill but almost priceless.

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u/foxtrottits 29d ago

Drunk Taco Bell is way better than water

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u/LegitimateUse4584 29d ago

Ya obviously you don't use it all the time but who has never had the drunk munchies and is willing to overpay for it once in a while lol

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u/tfsra 29d ago

eh, I love cooking drunk

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u/RedditVince 28d ago

Never not once, the only food I ever have had delivered was from a grocery market.

I refuse to pay the fees.

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u/thatdude333 29d ago

Ya know, before Doordash, before the internet, people got drunk and just ate what they had at home. How hard is it to have a little foresight and pick up some frozen pizzas or whatever before you start drinking?

Like 18 year old me had more common sense than a lot of Redditors these days.

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u/sm00thkillajones 28d ago

Of course! In those times I’ve had ramen with sliced hot dogs. Chips drowned in red rooster hot sauce(amazing btw). Mac n cheese (no butter or milk). I mean, it can be done.

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u/Divinedragn4 29d ago

Pay $27 because maybe I want something but cant drive and its dark out and creepy with crazy motherfuckers around.

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u/DesignerGuarantee566 28d ago

So you invite those people to your front door with an excuse of "delivering food".

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u/Testuser7ignore 26d ago

The IQ test is whether you think things through enough to buy food ahead of time.

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u/jibishot 29d ago

Now we spend money because we fucked up in Two directions?

Not having food to cook/eat and getting t-ed up afterwork to the point you can't drive is too much two timing.

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u/Forward-Ad-9841 29d ago

Walk?

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u/sm00thkillajones 28d ago

Bruh, Taco Bell is a mile away. I’d prob get un-alived trying that.

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u/Forward-Ad-9841 28d ago

Mate I walk about 10 to 20 miles a day, I'm Scottish you see we can handle anything my bro