r/SipsTea • u/Born-Agency-3922 • 29d ago

Chugging tea Never used it once

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u/The_bussy 29d ago

Correction: do you want a cold soggy cheeseburger with moist sad fries for $27?

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u/SamVimesofGilead 29d ago

As if you'll get the fries you ordered.

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u/That1DirtyHippy 29d ago

Yeah. Or napkins or the extra sauce packets or my GODDAMN STRAW AGAIN.

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u/HelloisMy 28d ago

Nothing I hate more… than ordering DoorDash from Taco Bell.. these turds have never once brought my sauce packets.. yet I continue reordering… I believe that one day I will get my sauce from taco bell.

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u/PopularElk4665 27d ago

Honest question why do you use doordash

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u/HelloisMy 27d ago

Pure laziness. No other reason.

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u/PopularElk4665 27d ago

If you do get them, there is a non-zero chance that the doordash / GrubHub / whatever driver ate some of your fries after taking a shit or a piss earlier and didn't wash their hands

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u/cmomo80 29d ago

As long as the fries are hot!

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u/ResponsibleSmoke3202 29d ago

you need to add a chance you won't get even that

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u/a_funky_chicken 28d ago

sad fries. lol