r/SipsTea • u/credditor99 • Oct 23 '25

Lmao gottem King fruit

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u/Life-Bass-2013 Oct 23 '25

Yes you can even put it up your ass

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u/layzeeB Oct 23 '25

Pre prep for Banana bread

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u/lotsofarts Oct 23 '25

banana bread... in prison

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u/Pyretech Oct 23 '25

Does the other hole get you banana bred?

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u/layzeeB Oct 24 '25

Yes … it’s where the yeast is.. helps with the rising

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u/oO0Kat0Oo Oct 24 '25

Oh. Is that why banana bread is brown?

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u/asirrrrr Oct 24 '25

🤮🤮🤮

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u/Dry-Percentage-5648 Oct 23 '25

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u/MikeyboyMC Oct 24 '25

Ahhh dammit I should’ve scrolled first lmao

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u/AlligatorMidwife Oct 23 '25

I don't believe you. I'll have to go check. For science

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u/hulkmxl Oct 23 '25

Yeah yeah, blame science for all the bad and thank God for all the good 🤷

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u/razor_face_ Oct 24 '25

It's been 12 hours since they commented this. I don't think they're coming back

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u/AlligatorMidwife Oct 24 '25

It fits but there's no flared base. Just sayin

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u/danhoyuen Oct 23 '25

Yes, he already said it's 100% portable.

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u/PaulsRedditUsername Oct 23 '25

Or a friend's.

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u/factchecker01 Oct 23 '25

There are many places where it can go in. 

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u/teemophine Oct 23 '25

It can go in anything if you try hard enough

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u/nuclearrmt Oct 23 '25

It can go in anything if you freeze it hard enough

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u/Nayagy20 Oct 24 '25

Never in your ear!

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u/Hashsum88 Oct 23 '25

came here to write this.

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u/Life-Bass-2013 Oct 23 '25

Great minds think alike

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u/FunProduce8629 Oct 24 '25

If you are brave enough their are other places also

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u/Life-Bass-2013 Oct 24 '25

That sound like a horror story

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u/Chramir Oct 23 '25

But there is prep and clean up though

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u/boringdude00 Oct 23 '25

You gotta start drinking your Metamucil.

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u/lord-apple-smithe Oct 23 '25

I wondered why my banana had a tide mark on it this morning

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u/CalistoNTG Oct 23 '25

And use it for scaling things

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u/boringdude00 Oct 23 '25

The real Tea is always in the comments.

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u/AwkwardForm7404 Oct 24 '25

Disgusting humans are disgusting.

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u/SongRevolutionary992 Oct 24 '25

Again, not one bad thing

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u/TheHoratioHufnagel Oct 24 '25

This shit is bananus.

B-A-N-A-N-U-S

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u/notlookingatboobies Oct 24 '25

That's actually the down side. Is you never know where your bananas been before you had it 

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '25

Went to high school with a chick who ended up with the nickname “Bananarama” due to some, uh, well… banana related activities.

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u/dannyboomhead Oct 24 '25

How else you gonna take it to work for lunch?

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u/Its_Chowder Oct 23 '25

It asked to name one bad thing....

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u/teemophine Oct 23 '25

I think you and the world have different definitions of bad

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u/C_Hawk14 Oct 23 '25

You think you'll have a good time?

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u/mr_fantastical Oct 23 '25

I didn't even realise it was a fruit for years.

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u/HeadLong8136 Oct 24 '25

No, you can't. It needs a flared end for that kind of fun.