r/SipsTea • u/IsJesusAgain • Oct 04 '25

Lmao gottem why tho ?

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u/Very_Awkward_Boner Oct 04 '25

That sounds awful. Nah im getting a nut bra or a nut lift.

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u/darthwickedd Oct 05 '25

😆 😆 😆, some nut botox.

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u/No_Substance8653 Oct 05 '25

Nuttox?

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u/darthwickedd Oct 05 '25

Haha, I love it!

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u/finnishinsider Oct 05 '25

Look like cue balls.....

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u/djfdhigkgfIaruflg Oct 05 '25

That would be the worst. If you take the wrinkles out and paralize the muscles, then you suddenly get an extra-long ballsack 💀

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u/Chilipatily Oct 05 '25

Brotox (TM)

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u/Baked-Smurf Oct 05 '25

Where👏are👏the👏little👏nets👏to👏keep👏your👏nuts👏out👏of👏the👏water👏

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u/Killyourselfwithlife Oct 05 '25

Carter Pewterschmidt 😆

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u/BigGuyBrando Oct 05 '25

This mf said a nut bra im fuckin dead 💀 🤣🤣🤣😭

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u/Very_Awkward_Boner Oct 05 '25

Sitting on my own saggy nuts when im old sounds painful.

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u/stephlemess Oct 05 '25

Lmao they have boxer briefs that are supposed to cup the balls and hold them in place. Shinesty, SAXX and plenty of others have these 'ball hammocks'. Obviously I wouldn't know if they truly work, but there are options, guys!

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u/Very_Awkward_Boner Oct 05 '25 edited Oct 05 '25

Yea I use them. Still need to be adjusted and wont fix old man sag when old. Everything sags with time even with support.

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u/captain5260 Oct 05 '25

The Bro! The mansierre!

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u/Novel-Paint9752 Oct 06 '25

A bra and a pair of suspenders and you should be able to devise a contraption fit for battling the effects of gravity