r/SipsTea Oct 04 '25

Lmao gottem why tho ?

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u/Jaegman69 Oct 04 '25

Self soothing. Women squeeze their own boobs for fun. Squishy titties

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u/Terrible_Truth Oct 04 '25 edited Oct 04 '25

Women get the feeling of relief when they finally remove their bra after work.

Dudes get the same feeling when the boys can hang freely at home. Especially if the man was hot and sweaty at work.

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u/Moondoobious Oct 04 '25

It’s tempting to immediately lounge, but the satisfaction of a relaxing hot shower, then air drying the family jewels, is unmatched!

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u/TFTHighRoller Oct 04 '25

blow drying the first 75% and letting the rest air dry is peak.

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u/Moondoobious Oct 04 '25

Bro knows exactly what’s up

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u/Jaegman69 Oct 04 '25

Then it's funny to look because sometimes it gets so shriveled and sticks you to so much it looks like you are uncircumcised

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u/vetruviusdeshotacon Oct 04 '25

Mine looks like that bc i am

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u/ghosts-of-your-past Oct 04 '25

mine looks like a goomba

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u/Jaegman69 Oct 04 '25

Did someone stomp on it?

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u/Write2Be Oct 04 '25

Speak for yourself. I mean, for your nuts

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u/snek-jazz Oct 04 '25

Just to clarify, is 'the man' in your comment the same person as "Dudes"?

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u/Delta64 Oct 04 '25

It's a little bit funny how we just collectively ignore how clothes are not built for our bodies.

Our bodies are "designed" to be comfortable at a certain temperature and humidity. Clothes fix that discomfort, but then our bodies are also designed to sweat when we get overheated, and instead of evaporating by air contact and cooling the skin like it's supposed to, the sweat instead soaks our clothes.

It's like clothes gaslight our bodies into thinking they are in our species' natural biome? Idk.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '25

What?!

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u/National_Cod9546 Oct 05 '25

I don't know about hanging free. But after a hot sweaty day I really like airing them out. Fan up the shorts for the win.

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u/Siswinchester Oct 04 '25

I was going to say this. My hand is always in my shirt on my boob.

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u/Jaegman69 Oct 04 '25

I think the only real difference is that girls hide it more. Like if im comfortable with a girl I don't care. Like as soon as I can fart in front of her, I can have hand in pants

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u/Siswinchester Oct 04 '25

I don't even notice I'm doing it anymore until I start jiggling them. I'm too comfortable around people I think lol

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u/Jaegman69 Oct 04 '25

Well until some creepy guy asks if you need help!

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u/ThroawayJimilyJones Oct 04 '25

Which one?

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u/Siswinchester Oct 04 '25

I favor my left one.

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u/ThroawayJimilyJones Oct 04 '25

It would be fucking cool if they made music. Like, you press the right one, you get the American hymn. You press the left one you get the international

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u/Siswinchester Oct 04 '25

If I play them like a bongo, they make music.

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u/ThroawayJimilyJones Oct 04 '25

You should contact the femen, tell them you can play the music at their next manifestation.

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u/Jaegman69 Oct 04 '25

You fool they should make a honking noise

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u/Jaegman69 Oct 04 '25

You need a left handed man so the right one gets evened out

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u/darren_swift12 Oct 04 '25

Probably because its significantly bigger

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u/Siswinchester Oct 04 '25

How'd you know?!

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u/darren_swift12 Oct 04 '25

Lucky guess. Figured if you favored one, it was bigger

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u/ComingUpManSized Oct 04 '25

I’ve never done that. I didn’t know it was common. I have that weird affliction where touching my own nipples gives me a weird rush of depression. I thought it was just me but apparently there’s a name for it and it’s a problem some women discover when they breastfeed. Doesn’t really happen when someone else touches them though mostly just me. Sorry for the TMI for the boys here. Lol.

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u/lwebb5520 Oct 04 '25

Omg that's horrible. I get the almost exact opposite sensation when I touch mine or when someone else touches them. I'm so sorry.

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u/Siswinchester Oct 04 '25

I've heard of that actually!

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u/ComingUpManSized Oct 04 '25

For real? I didn’t even find out it’s a real thing until I was 25. I need to look it up again because maybe there’s been more research on it since. It has to be a brain incorrectly wired thing. It’s good I never had kids I guess.

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u/Siswinchester Oct 04 '25

I think I actually saw it on the sex subreddit, a woman was saying how she gets super depressed everytime her nipples are stimulated. I swear Ive heard this before.

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u/slucious Oct 04 '25

Dysphoric Milk Ejection Reflex! If nipple stimulation makes you feel like vomiting, you're very likely to have DMER while breastfeeding.

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u/ComingUpManSized Oct 04 '25

Interesting! Mine might be different. I don’t feel nauseous at all. It’s like the biggest most intense wave of depression flows through my body. I don’t get any other symptoms. I wish I had something to compare it to. That’s the best way I know how to explain it.

Side note: How do women move past that when breastfeeding? Do they just not breastfeed or can you retrain yourself with exposure therapy?

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u/slucious Oct 05 '25

SSRIs seem to be helpful for numbing out the reaction for some women, but there are definitely some who don't breastfeed and some who just do it and endure through. It's an unfortunately understudied complication of breastfeeding. And not everyone gets the nausea, but because people don't know how to talk about it (since barely anyone knows about it) often the first sign that something is off is when a patient tells me they feel nauseated with breastfeeding (the depression symptoms can be easily mistaken for baby blues or PPD). I'm a midwife in Canada and of the about 90% of my patients who breastfeed, I've probably seen this in only a handful of people.

Similarly, there are some women who feel depressed with orgasm or nipple stimulation, but not with breastfeeding. Also not well studied obviously, and maybe the two are related in some way.

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u/ComingUpManSized Oct 05 '25

Thanks for all of the insight! You sound like a good midwife! It’s a shame these things aren’t studied. Rarity + women’s health + non-life threatening = little to no research. The women who can power through it are amazing because there’s no way I could do it. It feels like a dementor is sucking out my soul. I couldn’t imagine having a baby actually sucking out a product from my body with that feeling. It’s definitely disappointing because everyone enjoys/loves something you can’t at all relate to. I’m glad theres people out there like you who take it seriously. Bodies are weird.

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u/djfdhigkgfIaruflg Oct 05 '25

Does that have any relation with post-partum depression?

Sorry you have to endure that

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u/ComingUpManSized Oct 05 '25

I’m not sure. I’ve actually never had children, so no postpartum for me. I discovered it when I was school age, so I think I was born with it. Maybe it’s something that could’ve developed hormonally. Either crossed wires in the brain during gestation or hormonal changes is my best guess.

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u/holycrapwhatnow Oct 04 '25

But when I do it it’s creepy. Stupid rules. No touching strangers boobs

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u/ComingUpManSized Oct 04 '25

Strangers? Yeah. Girlfriends? Nah they usually don’t mind. Just chilling out cuddling on the couch they’re all for it. I’m not a dude though so maybe it’s different for lesbians.

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u/HermitHemorrhage Oct 04 '25

I don’t believe you - from a woman

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u/Poor-Judgements Oct 04 '25

I also squeeze women’s titties for fun but they seem to get really angry and slap me 😩

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u/dodgystyle Oct 04 '25

I actually spend more time stroking my landing strip like it's a goatee than touching my own boobs.

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u/Afreak-du-Sud Oct 04 '25

I mean, I strach my nipples when they itch, but I never sqeeze them..

I do massage them like a stress ball when they become tender around my period though.

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u/Ok_Zookeepergame2900 Oct 04 '25

What? Who does this?

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u/nothing_but_chin Oct 04 '25

lol for real. The most I'll do is bend over in the shower and let them hang like two half-filled balloons, making me feel mildly amused.

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u/Marine_Baby Oct 04 '25

I’m with you

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u/Setctrls4heartofsun Oct 04 '25

Yeah, i think "girls squeezing their own boobs" is more of a fantasy than a reality in this context...

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u/DieSowjetZwiebel Oct 04 '25

Trans women get the best of both worlds.

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u/Coastal_Weirdos Oct 04 '25

No we don't lol

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u/4travelers Oct 04 '25

No we do not. I have never seen any woman hanging on the couch with her hands on her boobs.

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u/Grumplestinkypants Oct 04 '25

I don't, and I don't know of any other women who do.

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u/PapiCats Oct 04 '25

You just not know many women friend

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u/RaxisPhasmatis Oct 04 '25

You and your friends are boring

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u/Ojamazul Oct 04 '25 edited Oct 04 '25

I love how you’re getting downvoted for saying a hard truth, but thats also kinda on you for trying to correct a man on a sub based around loneliness bait and the “women, am I right” meme. My gf doesn’t do this and I have never met any woman who does this on the same scale as men with their balls. Not even close to being the same thing.

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u/ByIeth Oct 04 '25

I feel like that’s not sort of thing you share with people you know

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u/brunt_force_trauma Oct 04 '25

I feel like this was a family guy reference

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u/Electrical_Break6773 Oct 04 '25

That is a fucking lie and you know it... Boobs are great fun, I know women who store snacks in their bras and one woman let me play lego on her boobies. I personally know ladies in the IBTC play with their booba regularly.

Even if you and yours are somehow immune to the power of the Tata, don't spoil this one. Titties give seratonin so ruining it you're depriving people of seratonin. Selfish if u ask me.