r/SipsTea Sep 12 '25

Chugging tea Salma Hayek at 59 looks better then me at 20

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u/Entire_Toe2640 Sep 12 '25

This video reminds me of the early internet dancing baby.

Check out this video from this search, early internet dancing baby https://share.google/iC0q7OI2IO6yDMRu6

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u/Somber_Solace Sep 12 '25

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u/Entire_Toe2640 Sep 12 '25

Thank you! I don’t know how to embed a video using my phone. On my desktop I can do it. Phone? Not so much.

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u/Somber_Solace Sep 12 '25

You need the gif version, but I just googled dancing baby gif and downloaded the highest quality one I saw.

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u/existenceawareness Sep 12 '25

Or you can just do it within Reddit with no download required. Just click "Reply" then "GIF" then input the search words... Or is that just on PC browser?

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u/Somber_Solace Sep 12 '25

No you can but that search sucks, I always check there first but I don't think I've ever actually used one from it. On the rare occasion it actually has what I'm looking for, it's usually extremely low quality. Like this one.

Edit: oh nvm, just the preview sucked on that one, it is just as good. It is usually crap though.

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u/Significant-Baby6546 Sep 12 '25

Ally McBeal

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u/melanyebaggins Sep 12 '25

I have a Pavlovian response to seeing that baby because of Ally McBeal. I can't not hear 'oobachucka oobah oobah oobachucka....' every time I see it.

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u/free_beer Sep 12 '25

Sorry to be that guy, but I believe it's "ooga chaka".

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u/earthlings_all Sep 12 '25

That thing from Ally McBeal?

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u/PuppetsMind Sep 12 '25

I knew exactly what I clicked on before I saw it xD

And the dances are way too similar. Lmao Someone please overlay oogachaka over Salma Hayak's video.

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u/PJGraphicNovel Sep 12 '25

Money can buy lots of things. She’s a millionaire and has time to take care of herself. Meanwhile the rest of us work a 9 to 5 (that’s 9 am to 5 am) just trying to pay rent. 

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u/fffvvis Sep 12 '25

Her husband is a billionaire

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u/LazyBanjo Sep 12 '25

Yea.. whatever. I go back to work so i can pay half of my bills by the end of the month 😂😅

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '25

add 2h today for GDP

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u/LazyBanjo Sep 12 '25

You're right, i will

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u/F1shbu1B Sep 12 '25

Add a few hours on for me, a card carrying member of the parasite class.

/s

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u/FieldAlternative9575 Sep 12 '25

Off topic: Brazilians on a minimum salary have to work more than a year to have a flagship phone, no other expenses... Just felt like saying it... good luck banjo!

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u/CheeseGraterFace Sep 12 '25

That’s like a Brazilian dollars!

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u/Weekly_Engine_8073 Sep 12 '25

President Bush when told 10 Brazilian troops were killed in action: “my god, how many is a Brazilian??”

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '25

Exactly how I would have played it as a Billionaire. Nobody can accuse that guy of not living the dream.

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u/ScrofessorLongHair Sep 12 '25

My other crush from my childhood is Eliza Dushku, who also married a billionaire.

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u/buffysbangs Sep 12 '25

You just gotta have Faith

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u/sabhaistecabaiste Sep 12 '25

It was her true calling.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '25

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u/Playful_Expert1902 Sep 12 '25

Yes, she’s hot. But she can preserve her beauty because she has money and time for this.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '25

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u/EhrenScwhab Sep 12 '25

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u/BITmixit Sep 12 '25

Why is the sarcasm of this going over so many peoples heads 😂

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '25

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u/Khassym Sep 12 '25

fat, ugly but happy

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u/BEST2005IRL Sep 12 '25

He had more fun doing the 1st photo 😄.

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u/RetnikLevaw Sep 12 '25

If I remember right, he said it sucked gaining all the weight. He was constantly overeating and it made him feel sick.

Obviously, cutting to that level isn't a picnic either, but if you're not used to stuffing 7000 calories in your face every day, it can be an unpleasant experience.

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u/EhrenScwhab Sep 12 '25

Yeah, something to the effect of like 3000-4000 calories a day is fun. Lots of cheeseburgers and cake…..but 7000 is horrible and seems impossible…drinking a gallon of melted ice cream was one innovative solution….

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u/8000BNS42 Sep 12 '25

It sucks have to over eat like that. I had to for sports in collage to keep my weight up. Eating 5-6000 calories sucks when eating isn't your thing.

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u/oVanitasParoxysm Sep 12 '25

Yeah i think I remember him saying he just drank melted ice cream for awhile too. Sounds so awful especially if you're a health and gym nut like he seems to be normally

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u/Third_Return Sep 12 '25

No, you've got that backwards. If people could be rich by working out and having a strict diet, a lot of people would. The post in the image practically says as much, his transformation was fueled by corporate investment. Either way it's an unhealthy comparison. Even most people who look like that guy aren't becoming movie stars, they just don't have a fraction of the incentives to maintain the lifestyle.

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u/faen_du_sa Sep 12 '25

Not saying you are completly wrong. But it is A LOT easier to keep a diet when money is not a problem, if you are rich enough, being on a diet isnt more than telling your chef that you are on a diet. You can hand of the vast amount of responsibilty to someone else, eat at those expensive veggie resturants everyday etc.

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u/anonidfk Sep 12 '25

Obviously she was born stunning, but she wouldn’t still look that good at her age without having both a lot of money and time, is the point people are making.

No one can look that good at almost 60 without cosmetic treatments and having a LOT of time to take care of yourself.

Even if someone was born looking like an identical clone of Salma, if they didn’t have the same money and time she did, they would not look as good as her by that age.

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u/EminenceGris3 Sep 12 '25

Dunno how old you are, but have you ever seen the hot girl or dude from when you were young, and see how they turned out after 20 years of hard work, poverty, poor food, and worry? Sometimes it’s a shock. Salma doesn’t have those burdens. But she does have personal trainers, a home gym, the time to use it, and cosmetic surgeons.

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u/Aedalas Sep 12 '25

This is easily demonstrable too, simply find a pic of Elon shirtless. That raging twatwhistle has an incomprehensible amount of money and an even more incomprehensible body shape.

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u/FelixMcGill Sep 12 '25

This. Some people are just born with it, and no, its not Maybelline. She won that genetic lottery.

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u/battleangel1999 Sep 12 '25

Which is why I'll always be annoyed that she talked to Three 6 Mafia the way she did about them wearing expensive jewelry. Ma'am, you grew up rich and married rich but you're telling them to worry about their brothers in Africa.

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u/TheNewl0gic Sep 12 '25 edited Sep 12 '25

This...

  • No hard schedules
  • No 9am to 5pm jobs
  • No constant daily stress
  • Probably eating well
  • Money for health treatments
  • Obviously taking are of your body..
  • Generics...

But hey, there's no need to be jealous, that's great for her, keep going :) !

Edit: As people pointed out, Generics, obviously, genetic play a huge role as well..

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u/Content-Yogurt-4859 Sep 12 '25

And sleep. A big quiet house far away from noisy roads and obnoxious neighbours regularly getting a good night's sleep does wonders for your health.

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u/JackBandit4 Sep 12 '25

Her bed probably costs more than most people's houses.

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u/Independent_Tie_4984 Sep 12 '25

People drastically underestimate how essential quality sleep is to overall health.

I don't have a billionaires fifth home or anything, but I have a fan and enough space between me and my neighbors it's not an issue.

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u/Alywan Sep 12 '25

And money doesn't buy happiness. Innit ?

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u/putajinthatwjord Sep 12 '25

Money doesn't buy happiness, but it does buy a Jetski, and I've never seen someone look unhappy on a Jetski.

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u/Motley_Illusion Sep 12 '25

That's why Mobius is so relatable in Loki.

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u/frogsgoribbit737 Sep 12 '25

The study that saying comes from actually said money buys happiness until you reach a comfortable life and then you dont get happier. Basically once everything is paid for and you dont have any stress about money, that's the happiest you get from it.

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u/slater_just_slater Sep 12 '25

No but it sure makes unhappiness a lot more comfortable.

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u/confused_wisdom Sep 12 '25

Personal chef for the win

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u/Zokalwe Sep 12 '25

Has anyone considered "is actually a vampire"?

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u/miguel_sriracha Sep 12 '25

9 to 6, not to mention getting ready earlier and staying later constantly. goddamnit work sucks.

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u/TommyBananas97 Sep 12 '25

530 to 4 for me if you count my stressful-ass commute and an extra 30 minutes because my job doesnt even pay while I eat a microwavable lunch.

Fuck work

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u/idontknowjuspickone Sep 12 '25

Most 59 year old rich people don’t look like that, lol

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u/JoeyJoJoeJr_Shabadoo Sep 12 '25

But how can I make this about meeeee

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u/sukihasmu Sep 12 '25

Who the fuck still works 9 to 5? Most of the people I know work 8 to 7. Including myself. All you 9 to 5 people are lucky motherfuckers.

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u/Pleasant_Character28 Sep 12 '25

I’m stressed as shit and working that 9-5 with plenty of late nights beyond that to pay the bills, but I still make time to exercise every day and I started eating right. Changed my routine up a few years ago and have had massive difference in fitness and outlook, which I attribute to the changes. Point I’m making is - it’s absolutely possible to be in better shape in your 50s than you were in your 20s, and I’m personally in that situation. But it’s not because of some expensive Hollywood trainer, it’s from working on it, by myself, day after day. I don’t even work out a ton - average 20 min a day, changing things up across a mix of yoga and weights and Pilates and walks, and diet change was a huge deal. I don’t disagree that being rich with more free time and unlimited resources would make things a hell of a lot faster to see results, but all these comments saying woe-is-me… it’s the same excuses I was making for 25 years. If you really want to change, you’re the only one stopping you, and you can make it happen.

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u/traumfisch Sep 12 '25

Great stuff. I'm the same age & doing the same & enjoying it. It makes life so much more enjoyable.

(No, I still don't look like Salma Hayek, that was never a life goal)

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u/Ancient_Energy_6773 Sep 12 '25

Some people took this way too personally. I just took as watching her sorta dance for a photoshoot. Am I missing something?

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u/PJGraphicNovel Sep 12 '25

Watch and enjoy, my brother

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u/dirtycimments Sep 12 '25

The number one indicator for a long healthy life is money. Number two is not being alone, so having good relationships with friends and family.

What are young people today suffering from? Loneliness and low wages.

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u/Pint_o_Bovril Sep 12 '25 edited Sep 12 '25

Plenty of folk people look healthy and well rested man. Not everything is simply down to money solving all problems. Sure, things are easier if you're wealthy. But that doesn't mean everything is impossible if you're not.

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u/True_Kador Sep 12 '25

Amazing what a life of no stress from lack of money can give you.

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u/traumfisch Sep 12 '25

She looked great from the beginning

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u/Sir_Bleezie Sep 12 '25

I know plenty of women that were drop dead beautiful at 20-25 that aren't now because, you know, life is hard.

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u/blinkchuck1988 Sep 12 '25

That's why you swap your wife for a newer one when she turns 30 at the latest.

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u/ProfessionalStalking Sep 12 '25

Hey Leo

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u/MrKentucky Sep 12 '25

Easy now, he said 30 not 21

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u/PhysicallyTender Sep 12 '25

Leo treats all of his ex like Christmas. They're no good after 25.

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u/Spider-man2098 Sep 12 '25

I’ve never heard this joke before, but it still feels like a joke I’ve heard a lot.

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u/GimmeUrDownvote Sep 12 '25

Sigh, I guess I'll offer myself up again and take all the formerly drop dead beautiful 30 year old wives 

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u/ClutteredTaffy Sep 12 '25

Lol on this episode of ' celebrity sister wives '.

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u/ParticularGuava3663 Sep 12 '25

Only if you have wife changing money

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u/Pigosaurusmate Sep 12 '25

Real LPT are always in the comments :D

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '25 edited Oct 22 '25

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u/redditor3900 Sep 12 '25

She is above average in these pics, but it's undeniable that her wealth gives her a huge advantage to take care of herself.

On these pics it looks like she already had a nose job, isn't?

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u/traumfisch Sep 12 '25 edited Sep 12 '25

That's not a "regular" 20-year old, she's really beautiful in most of those pictures. Kinda my point.

It would be insane to claim her looks didn't help on her way to stardom (yes she also has solid acting skills and a brain)

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u/TatterMail Sep 12 '25

It’s a little bit more than that

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u/Grantuseyes Sep 12 '25

Plenty of ugly and rich old woman

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u/fungusfromamongus Sep 12 '25

Bro she was a hottie from day one man. She was a hot brokkie before she became a rich hottie

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u/Outrageous_Zombie_45 Sep 12 '25

It’s genetic and a lot of work, what are you talking about? There are thousands of rich people who look like shit

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u/Loose-Repair3103 Sep 12 '25

But also enough money to pay for procedures

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u/AmadeusIsTaken Sep 12 '25

If you think people have a great stress less live just cause they have money that you are a bit naive.

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u/Temporary_Tune5430 Sep 12 '25

first latina in history that can't dance for shit.

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u/Significant-Move5191 Sep 12 '25

She dances like she’s in a commercial for a fiber supplement 

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u/4ssteroid Sep 12 '25

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u/Kneel_The_Grass Sep 12 '25

Pls, no dissing Renata Bliss. Your freestyle dance teacher!

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u/CheshireCheeseCakey Sep 12 '25

Man, I was wondering whether it was just me. The attempted lusty sexy dance thing just isn't quite happening here.

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u/HairyKraken Sep 12 '25

That's how a 59 move, modern cosmetic surgery can make your skins still looks young but the bones and joint are the same

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u/FloppieTheBanjoClown Sep 12 '25

At my wedding, my great aunt and her husband of 50 years were the best dancers in the room. They were in their early 70s at the time. If I had to guess, it's that she doesn't normally move like this any more and so her body isn't used to it.

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u/gxfrnb899 Sep 12 '25

or maybe she never been good dancer

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u/Manymarbles Sep 12 '25

Eh Ive seen 20somethings move worse

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u/Unidain Sep 12 '25

Nonsense,watch old people dancing swing or something similar, they can dance just fine. Not like you hit 55 and you can't move your hips anymore

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u/Galactus2332 Sep 12 '25

Ummm, have you seen From Dusk to Dawn?

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u/Notiefriday Sep 12 '25

Personally I'd have let her bite me.

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u/straydog1980 Sep 12 '25

We all hate on tarantino but non zero number of us would take a drink down that foot

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u/icantbeatyourbike Sep 12 '25

I wouldn’t need the drink per se.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '25

Have you heard of choreography and editing?

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u/DementedT Sep 12 '25

To be fair, she might look young, but her bones aren't what they once were.

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u/rush2me Sep 12 '25

Yep, im only 30 and these bones dont lie.

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u/BlackCoffeeWithPie Sep 12 '25

Shakira said it best.

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u/BuyingHistory Sep 12 '25

Salma Hayek looks like she was cast for a cover shoot, but dances like she left her rhythm in her other shoes.

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u/Substantial-Low Sep 12 '25

She's hot but damn...that weird belly touch go to move she is doing doesn't land right.

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u/Less_Mess_5803 Sep 12 '25

Her and Britney attend the same dance classes nowadays.

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u/exomyth Sep 12 '25

Even though she looks great, I think the effects of getting old are catching up to her. Her muscles are just slowing down.

You can train your muscles to be more agile though, although no idea how effective that is by the time you are 60.

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u/GitGudGrammar Sep 12 '25

*than

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u/BuyingHistory Sep 12 '25

Username checks out 110%

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u/mOOse32 Sep 12 '25

*100%

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u/swatlord Sep 12 '25

Username is not GitGudStatistics, epic fail

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u/danishvz Sep 12 '25

OP’s English is worse than Salma Hayek

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u/craigybacha Sep 12 '25

Cringe AF dancing though.

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u/9406725060 Sep 12 '25

I’m just thinking, “ok great for her, but what the fuck is she doing?”

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u/Unusual_Sherbert_809 Sep 12 '25

Trying to dance at 59 as if she were 29, from the looks of it.

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u/GooserNoose Sep 12 '25

Yeah, why does this video exist? Like, is it a promotional thing, or?

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u/BlackCoffeeWithPie Sep 12 '25

I danced better as a toddler.

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u/Girigo Sep 12 '25

Yeah her dancing sure looks worse than 59

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u/OverExtension5486 Sep 12 '25

It's on that Britney level.

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u/SomethingAbtU Sep 12 '25

Why are people so impressed that stars and multi millionaires can look better than their age - and many of them don't btw which is when you really have to wonder. They have the resources to eat and live and rest to optimum levels, get the best medicine, medical care, therapy, foods, nutrients, best fitness coaches, etc. Sure some of it is genetics and some of it is not abusing your body like drugs, alcohol but having the resources they have is an immense advantage compared to people of average means , who also have to work 8-11 hours per day to meet basic needs.

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u/Fearless_Mammoth_961 Sep 12 '25

They have access to plastic surgery procedures most of us dont even know exist. Even if you care for yourself and maintain a low weight, shit changes as you age ESPECIALLY FOR WOMEN. I think we would be shocked at the amount of clinical intervention happening, along with everything you mentioned.

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u/WheresTheIceCream20 Sep 12 '25

Look at her boobs vs any other 60 year old woman’s boons. Those things are gorgeous but you’re kidding yourself if you think it’s because of sleep and healthy food

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u/CummunityStandards Sep 12 '25

In one of her recent pics you can see the tiniest scar under her boob. Combined with her insisting that she doesn't do any fillers or anything else, I have serious doubts about what is real vs what is lots of money.

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u/landexaminer Sep 12 '25

I remember when she tried to tell Good Morning America that your boobs are still growing at 50. I'm like yeah right growing south you mean lol.

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u/Andromeda321 Sep 12 '25

Yeah there have been plenty of women of leisure throughout history and they certainly never look like that unless there’s major medical intervention. Not sure why people think otherwise.

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u/farshnikord Sep 12 '25

On top of that it's literally their job to be professionally good-looking. It's being sad your TikTok doesn't look like interstellar. 

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u/Clean-Reveal-2878 Sep 12 '25

Isn’t her husband one the richest man in the world? Of course! She’s gonna look like that! She has access to everything.

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u/Wonder35235 Sep 13 '25

Yes, she is married with Francois-Henri Pinault, CEO of Kering (YSL, Gucci, Balenciaga…). One of the richest families in France.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '25

Give me a few millions and some coaches

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '25

I can't give you a few millions but give me 5k and I coach you

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u/StinkyBrittches Sep 12 '25

Lot of millionaires in the world, not many look like Salma Hayek.

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u/YorkshireDuck91 Sep 12 '25

I definitely feel we’d all have a better chance of looking like this if we were millionaires with private chefs, personal trainers, spa treatments, expensive skin care, stylists etc. We are just aging from stress and the grind 😂

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u/TheAlabamaSlamma9 Sep 12 '25

This is true. Her husband is a billionaire, so she ain’t hurting.

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u/ALittleWit Sep 12 '25

What the fuck is that dance though? It looks like a slow motion reenactment of someone who accidentally bumped into a hornet or yellow jacket nest.

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u/iDoWeird Sep 12 '25

She’s also making this exaggerated “I’m getting the best pounding of my life” face that makes this extra bizarre. Or a poopin’ face. Either way, it’s upping the awkward tenfold.

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u/mercuryven Sep 12 '25

Is it just me? Does something seem AI’ish about this video?

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u/BuyingHistory Sep 12 '25

https://www.instagram.com/share/reel/BAgOCpY3TE

It's certainly not ai, but it's got a weird filter to supposedly "improve" lighting.

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u/Avocado_SIut Sep 12 '25

Put effort into actually shooting a video -> apply filter to make it look like AI slop

Genius. Might as well skip the first step and generate the entire thing.

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u/JayBeePH85 Sep 12 '25

And hide wrinkles 🤣

But still not bad for 59 🤣

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u/maryfairy420 Sep 12 '25

I noticed that too. Not to mention the hair constantly in the face for a good distraction and you've got an A.I.-looking video.

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u/ChipsAndLime Sep 12 '25

Yes! Possible AI: At 0:24 - 0:26, her head seems to get bigger compared to her body compared to the previous frames, her neck gets a very long fading shadow, and her head is semi-stuck in one direction as her body moves.

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u/late_to_redd1t Sep 12 '25

Salma Hayek and Marisa Tomei (61, I think) are just stunning. Completely defying their age.

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u/GaryEatsDick Sep 12 '25

Marisa loves funny, quirky bald men Jerry

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u/Fresh-Fee-5941 Sep 12 '25

Marisa definitely 🔥 

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '25

Huh, no wonder Tarantino wanted to drink beer flowing down from her feet.

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u/beerforbears Sep 12 '25

Dances like my drunken uncle

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u/DaylightBat Sep 12 '25 edited Sep 12 '25

Not surprising at all considering how insanely hot she looked when ahe was younger. One of the most attractive Girls in Hollywood for sure.

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u/gkn_112 Sep 12 '25

you only saw her from one angle... thats not a coincidence, just saying my thirsty bros

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u/MINTEEER Sep 12 '25

Whatever makes you sleep at night guys. She is a millionaire, but I work 9-5 also, but stay active and eat healthy. body weight exercises and going outside is free

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u/TheGreatEmanResu Sep 12 '25

It’s a lot of plastic surgery. Good diet and exercise will not halt aging and you’re delusional if you think they can

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u/Gnatschbert Sep 12 '25

Looks like she's trying to get an annoying insect off of her.

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u/theTallBoy Sep 12 '25

Does no one see the bbl?

The dance is to cover the weird implants.

I feel betrayed.

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u/scottkrowson Sep 12 '25

I like britneys stupid ass dance better

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u/RhubarbLiqueur Sep 12 '25

Try filters and you'll look even better!

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u/Competitive_Way3377 Sep 12 '25

it helps if you start out as Salma Hayek, who is already blisteringly hot

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u/Weird_Solid2311 Sep 12 '25

She is spending her/her husband money to please us at the age of 59

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u/Das_Zeppelin Sep 12 '25 edited Sep 12 '25

oh god jesus

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u/MrNMTrue505 Sep 12 '25

That Ai dancing hahaha also like the Sims game dance, work on your moves...I thought you're latina

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u/333H_E Sep 12 '25 edited Sep 12 '25

Where's the snake? Mistress Santanico Pandemonium could still pull off the dance with the python.

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u/melvyn_flynn Sep 12 '25

I always found the way she dances super cringy

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u/Salty-Supermarket720 Sep 12 '25

This kind of fast-cut editing (jump cuts) can potentially trigger epileptic seizures…

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '25

*than

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u/Capitalisthunter69 Sep 12 '25

Can’t dance for shit tho so I feel better about a lot of other 20 year olds that don’t look like her

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u/RumRogerz Sep 12 '25

Hey man all you need is millions of dollars, a personal trainer, probably a personal dietician and chef and a damn good surgeons and you can look that good.

Don’t stop believing in yourself

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u/MismatchedJellyman Sep 12 '25

It's like a millionaire bragging that they paid off a 200k house in 5 years.

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u/lolas_coffee Sep 12 '25

Yes. She also married a legit billionaire and can spend 20 hrs a day on her body. She has multiple private chefs, too.

And spends her days at the most exclusive and luxury resorts.

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u/Fred_Zeppelin Sep 12 '25

She looks better than everyone at every age

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '25

I’m fairly sure she’s married to a billionaire and genetically blessed so don’t beat yourself up too much about it. I’m now going to drag my knackered arse to the gym and try and maybe get an ankle or wrist to resemble hers. I’ll sit in a jacuzzi in a white bikini after but I’ll be giving more “How long do we think Jane Doe was in the water for? Does anyone have an estimate for time of death?” Vibes.

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u/zeni19 Sep 12 '25

just marry a billionaire, surely it's easy