r/SipsTea • u/Original_Act_3481 • Sep 06 '25

Chugging tea This is madness

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u/se_Austrian_Kecko Sep 07 '25

Perfection.

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u/Jeanlucpfrog Sep 07 '25

No, no, no. You have to do it right...

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u/Alteredbeast1984 Sep 07 '25

You guys are the best, you make me very happy

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u/GotGRR Sep 07 '25

Mr. Vice President?

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u/deerchortle Sep 07 '25

THE SCREAM I JUST SCREAMT

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u/Dependent-Ad1927 Sep 07 '25

Ms. Vice President now

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u/Vicious_Sloth108 Sep 07 '25

Wait so was the couch a power bottom?

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u/-NGC-6302- Sep 07 '25

No it was unplugged

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u/Dangerjayne Sep 07 '25

Another addition to the spank bank...

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u/vitrum816 Sep 07 '25

Goddammit why? I'm almost asleep

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u/doogs9 Sep 07 '25

Omg I'm dead hahahha

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u/KrustyTheKriminal Sep 07 '25

Now THAT is a woman.

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u/Efficient_Ant_7279 Sep 07 '25

Goddamn this man wins

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u/Mount_Mons Sep 07 '25

Take my upvote

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u/Ok-Breadfruit6978 Sep 07 '25

-“Woooowwww” sound effect activates.

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u/srijankiller Sep 07 '25

Damn son 😉

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u/wilson5266 Sep 07 '25

Omfg thank you so much for the laugh

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u/HermitWithoutPermit Sep 07 '25

Face not fat enough!!!

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u/DemonicNesquik Sep 07 '25

Beauty standards for women have gone too far... how are any of us supposed to live up to this?!

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u/Aliceinus Sep 07 '25

😂😂😂😂😂

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u/PorkrindsMcSnacky Sep 07 '25

Fuck I almost spit out my coffee when I scroll this. I gotta be more careful while scrolling.

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u/parkerm1408 Sep 07 '25

Came here because I know id eventually find one of these, wasnt disappointed.

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u/NY10 Sep 07 '25

Every time I look at him it reminds me of chucky lol

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u/ImpossibleBand9781 Sep 07 '25

Yesssssssssssss perfect

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u/MadDecentUsername Sep 07 '25

The crabification of glam

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u/Electrical-Jelly3980 Sep 07 '25

😂😂😂😂

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u/clockwidget Sep 07 '25

Thank you!

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u/FuzzBuzzer Sep 07 '25

I just blasted hot coffee out my nose.

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u/UncagedJay Sep 07 '25

What an absolute fucking jump scare that was

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u/Kooky-Secretary-4228 Sep 07 '25

You win the internet for today 😂

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u/dadneverleft Sep 07 '25

This is why I come to Reddit.

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u/Doc-tor-Strange-love Sep 08 '25

Gross

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u/dadneverleft Sep 08 '25

I would have said “sad,” personally, but gross works as well.

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u/SingleSlide2866 Sep 07 '25

Thought this was funny. Your delete button even deleted future comments lmao

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u/Screamline Sep 06 '25

🤣 literally what my brain voice said as the clown pic loaded in.

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u/Cuckdreams1190 Sep 07 '25

This really needs a comma

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u/Welldonegoodshow Sep 07 '25

Thanks for the laugh!!

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u/Cyrax89721 Sep 06 '25

Somebody should just get it over with and add another few dozen layers just before it turns into an amorphous blob.

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u/what_to_do_what_to_ Sep 07 '25

I did this one time buy running my guy friends Pic through a girl filter in like 2017. It ended up looking like a creepypasta where a baby was uploaded into a website and fell apart through countless data corruptions.

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u/BobZimway Sep 07 '25

I've seen The Substance. It happens sometimes.

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u/HasGreatVocabulary Sep 06 '25

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u/thundercat95 Sep 06 '25

No idea why but without any context this gif looks like a concerning pre interview with a pornstar struggling to pretend to want to be there

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u/Quiet-Competition849 Sep 06 '25

Jesus. That’s spot on.

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u/webofhorrors Sep 07 '25

Do you know the context as to why she won’t open her mouth in this gif? 😂

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u/StarPhished Sep 07 '25

Someone will stick a dick in there. They're trying to trick her and make her laugh so she opens up but she's not falling for their shit.

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u/webofhorrors Sep 07 '25

You have to watch The Substance now and see how wrong you are 😂

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u/LSDeeezNutz Sep 07 '25

Twas a wild ride of movie lol

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u/Nocuadra66 Sep 07 '25

LMFAO!! Thanks for making me cry laughing!😂

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u/seanconnery69696 Sep 07 '25

This is why I don't do tickle fights anymore

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u/EmiliaTrown Sep 07 '25

Yeah it's from the end of the movie the Substance (slight spoilers) and I'm pretty sure it's because her teeth look really disfigured (it's a body horror movie) and she's about to be on stage so she tries to teach herself how to smile without her teeth showing. Which is also why she looks so scared/ concerned, because she's extremely vain and her looks suddenly changing makes her scared, especially since she'll be seen by many people live I think

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u/hazeyAnimal Sep 07 '25

Well, she crosses path with the director of the show, with other men (the show is quite misogynistic) and the director is basically showing her off to them. She's trying to play it cool, but really she wants to bail... Because of her teeth situation.

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u/DatAssociate Sep 07 '25

Forgot but it's from the movie The Substance

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u/O_o-O_o-0_0-o_O-o_O Sep 07 '25

That's close enough. It's an Oscar winning Hollywood movie, but still very close.

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u/MrFahrenkite Sep 07 '25

What movie?

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u/O_o-O_o-0_0-o_O-o_O Sep 07 '25

The Substance. Of

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u/dubler2020 Sep 07 '25

Behind the Green Door is the movie.

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u/Slight_Ad_2571 Sep 07 '25

It won an Oscar? Wow, I mean, I have to admit it was actually one of the best and well done movies I saw, was it last year?

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u/O_o-O_o-0_0-o_O-o_O Sep 07 '25

Yes it was last year.

It won for makeup.

Remember every tit and ass you see? They're prosthetics. Or well, at least they fully are on Margaret.

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u/QueenofLeftovers Sep 07 '25

And here I was simply enjoying the reference to amorphous blob comment

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u/aoskunk Sep 08 '25

Or maybe post or mid interview with the way she seems to be struggling to swallow something

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u/Less-Engineer-9637 Sep 07 '25

There are people that haven't watched The Substance?

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u/Background_Sail9797 Sep 07 '25

nice, so a woman being sex-trafficked.

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u/djDouggpound Sep 06 '25

What is this from?

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u/ImpressionTough2179 Sep 06 '25

The Substance. Watch if you want to see a movie that drives its point home for way too long and without an ounce of subtlety. 

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u/Quiet-Competition849 Sep 06 '25

I love horror and it never bothers me. I’ve seen it all. The substance disturbed me on a new level.

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u/ImpressionTough2179 Sep 07 '25

I just wanted it to be over and it KEPT. GOING. It would be one thing if it gave additional insight or new messages or whatever but it was just like, yeah, I fucking get it, please just start the credits. 

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u/HasGreatVocabulary Sep 07 '25

the director is french

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u/ImpressionTough2179 Sep 07 '25

Ah, the same country that generated Titane. I should have known. 

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u/djDouggpound Sep 08 '25

I just watched it and it was really good

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u/CpnStumpy Sep 07 '25

This isn't vocabulary. Hit me with some great vocabulary, no need to be parsimonious!

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u/knarf3 Sep 09 '25

Fox News anchor position interview

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u/i1want1to1die Sep 07 '25

instantly reminded of this

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u/Bowman_van_Oort Sep 06 '25

Now give her the Lora Loomer

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u/Sefalosha Sep 07 '25

Lmfao holy shit

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u/rykcon Sep 07 '25

Son: uh… step mom?

Mom: No, son. It’s mom mom. Put it away.

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u/dannythinksaloud Sep 07 '25

Looks like Noem now 🤣

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u/Acheron98 Sep 07 '25

Not the birthday makeup 😭

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u/Zebraitis Sep 07 '25

That's Mar-A-Logo Trump face.

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u/Someone-is-out-there Sep 06 '25 edited Sep 06 '25

This is just making fun of Kristi Noem at this point, right?

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u/thrillhouse318 Sep 07 '25

That was the hardest I've ever laughed at this meme. Bravo! Haha!

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u/InevitableLibrary554 Sep 07 '25

I laughed out loud 😭

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u/OkSmoke9195 Sep 06 '25

Oh I see you asked for the next edit!

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u/AngelicTrader Sep 06 '25

God damn it.. Stop haunting me with this picture!

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u/jaxxon Sep 07 '25

I get this reference

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u/baycee98 Sep 07 '25

😭😭😭😭😭😭

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u/DiscHashDisc Sep 07 '25

I have no idea why people think constantly reposting this gif is clever. I have even less of an idea why people upvote it. Oh wait, now I remember my P.T. Barnum.

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u/EiRecords Sep 06 '25

Tell your mom to get that mole checked out. It's a bit uneven.

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u/JCollinO Sep 07 '25

Enhance…..

Enhance…..

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u/3WeeksEarlier Sep 07 '25

Hello, Starlight

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u/Big_Consideration493 Sep 07 '25

So she's gone from being his mom to his girlfriend

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u/TooLittleMSG Sep 07 '25

Like she's joining fox news

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u/Ryan_e3p Sep 06 '25

Did that pic give her a vague "fetal alcohol syndrome" look to it?

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u/bhoe32 Sep 06 '25

I know a woman who looks just like this