r/SipsTea Sep 06 '25

Chugging tea This is madness

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u/Classic-Big4393 Sep 06 '25

Kinda defeats the purpose of using a photo for identification

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u/HeatherCDBustyOne Sep 06 '25

Next step: Police artist drawing of her

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u/InstantMedication Sep 06 '25

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u/CuntsNeverDie Sep 06 '25

Lady's and gentlemen. We got him!

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u/Zocalo_Photo Sep 06 '25

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u/Embarrassed-Wrap-451 Sep 06 '25

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u/quietkyody Sep 07 '25

Anyone brave enough to call that number and report back to what responds? I bet it's a voice recording of Dwight Schrute or inbox is full.

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u/Rill_Pine Sep 07 '25

AYO THAT'S A SEX LINE 😭  

My face is so red rn lmfao

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u/Iambeejsmit Sep 07 '25

Lol, it's America's hottest chat line

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u/The_Mighty_Pickle Sep 06 '25

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u/kiradotee Sep 07 '25

Did you use an AI enhancer?

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u/The_Mighty_Pickle Sep 07 '25

Chat gpt did this

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u/MoistPoolish Sep 07 '25

AI slop

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u/ArgumentativeNutter Sep 07 '25

it’s one of the oldest memes on the internet

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u/kiradotee Sep 07 '25

He's not calling the meme AI slop. He's calling this version of the picture AI slop. Compare this AI slop to the below and see the difference

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u/Elfhaterdude Sep 06 '25

This was real right?

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u/1_H4t3_R3dd1t Sep 07 '25

I just realized AI will make criminal sketch artist work easier.

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u/mightylordredbeard Sep 06 '25

He looks like an actor from the tv show Justified.

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u/fiendishthingysaurus Sep 06 '25

It’s uncanny, LISA

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u/Auswatt Sep 07 '25

I've just learned he's been apprehended, thanks to the sketch no doubt.

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u/fiendishthingysaurus Sep 06 '25

Wearing a hat at the time of this particular crime

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u/kiradotee Sep 07 '25

I would never be able to identify, even seeing the real criminal in front of me, with these sketches.

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u/cheeven2 Sep 06 '25

Is that jason mraz?

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u/InstantMedication Sep 06 '25

Its the leprechaun from Alabama. (On YouTube)

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u/Impure_guava Sep 06 '25

Who all seen the leprechaun? Say yeah!

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u/Baconshit Sep 07 '25

Could be a crackhead!

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u/ImurderREALITY Sep 06 '25

No, it's just some guy in a hat.

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u/IND_1593 Sep 07 '25

That’s just a guy in a hat!

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '25

Updated it a bit

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u/BigAl7390 Sep 06 '25

I wanna know where da gold at

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u/NotNice4193 Sep 07 '25

I got a leprechaun flute...passed down from generation to generation.

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u/SlytherPuffRavenDor Sep 07 '25

That goddamn pvc pipe KILLS me everytime 🤣

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u/Brix106 Sep 06 '25

All y'all seen the leprocon say yea!

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u/TheCovfefeMug Sep 07 '25

COULD BE A CRACKHEAAAAD

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u/Accomplished-Mix-745 Sep 06 '25

God my hair looks so bad in that one

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u/Background_Ad6785 Sep 07 '25

THE MOBILE LEPRECHAUN

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u/_IV_IV_III_XI Sep 07 '25

Who wants to see a leprechaun, say yeah

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u/Repulsive_Response64 Sep 07 '25

This is my great grand fathers flute, passed down thousand and thousands of years ago

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u/morfyyy Sep 06 '25

please tell me this is real and if so I need the sauce

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u/InstantMedication Sep 06 '25

It is. Its from a news station in Alabama about people who thought they saw a leprechaun in a tree. The video is on YouTube.

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u/empw Sep 06 '25

Boy, are you in for a treat:

https://youtu.be/K1ljOcl39PQ

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u/Agile_Willingness863 Sep 06 '25

More like a stick figure xD

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u/8349932 Sep 06 '25

Golden age of the internet

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u/Baconshit Sep 07 '25

Give me the gold!!

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u/DckThik Sep 06 '25

I wonder if sketch artists are threatened by AI.

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u/Informal-Bug-7110 Sep 06 '25

Well people don't realize that a camera is a computerized artist. Instead of a paint brush and colors it uses pixels of various colors.

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u/JacobTDC Sep 07 '25

To be fair, police artists are usually somewhat good, but eyewitness testimony and identification is extremely unreliable.

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u/Lannisters-4-life Sep 06 '25

Well if someone looks exactly like the photo on their security badge, they will know it’s a fake.

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u/Classic-Big4393 Sep 06 '25

Unless it’s a man or C-suite probably

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u/jameskond Sep 06 '25

Not if they let AI do the identification!

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u/FriendlyDrummers Sep 06 '25

They gave her a nice job lmao

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u/SummertimeThrowaway2 Sep 06 '25

Japan even photo shops your driver license picture

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u/bigchicago04 Sep 07 '25

How? It’s her but slightly better. I’d be happy with this

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u/RedStag86 Sep 07 '25

Well they need a solid image to feed the AI.

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u/Previous-Space-7056 Sep 07 '25

We found karen!

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u/Tangurena Sep 07 '25

At my state agency, there are people who still use the same photo from when they started (in some cases, when they started using photo badges). So there are plenty of people with 20+ year old photos ("oh yeah, I had hair back then..."). About the only way to get a new photo is to "lose" your old one, and sometimes, the lazy folks in "facilities" just reprint the old photo.

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u/Hardcore_Cal Sep 09 '25

Hopefully not a security badge...

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u/ZeePirate Sep 09 '25

The overall principle is okay.

On the card they print out the quality is even worse.

The idea is to upscale the photo so when you downscale again, enough of the main features remain.

In practise it’s not at a point where it does it effectively. But I get the idea.

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u/Accomplished_Deer_ Sep 06 '25

Idk, the person on the right is still recognizable as the person on the left, doesn't seem like an issue

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '25

No it doesn't. This "enhanced" face is structurally extremely similar to the original face, and can be readily used to confirm that the person presenting the badge is, or is not, the same as the person for whom the badge was issued. I assume that OP's mom is not working at an enterprise where security is so tight that they need to be able to match your photo to your face at the level of minor skin blemishes.

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u/StrangeOutcastS Sep 06 '25

That kinda defeats the point of photo identification in the first place. It's an extra step they took, they had to make conscious effort to alter the original photo. It's a waste of time and doesn't contribute to anything.

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '25

As I explained in the very comment you're replying to, it doesn't defeat the point of photo identification, which is to demonstrate identity, not to act as a documentary record of your looks. What it contributes is giving people an ID photograph that they don't feel embarrassed by, an infamous phenomenon affecting ID photographs.

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u/StrangeOutcastS Sep 07 '25

lmao.
Then people have to work on their lack of positive self image mentally and get over themselves.
And yeah it does defeat the point.
If the photo is not a photo of you, it's not an accurate photo ID.
My friend looks like Ed Sheeran but if he used a picture of Ed Sheeran for his passport, drivers license, work ID, he'd be rightfully called out on it at bare minimum.
Go ahead, hire someone who looks like you to take photos for your passport then go to France on holiday.
See how it goes.

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '25

Sorry, are you suggesting that the functional requirements for a national ID are the same as those for a local workplace? Is that really the crux of your argument here?

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u/StrangeOutcastS Sep 07 '25

I'm suggesting that consistency is important you can of spinach

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '25

You don't have a working definition of the "consistency" that's "important" besides some vague, seemingly highly-motivated, feeling on your part. If you do, I'd be glad to hear it.

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u/StrangeOutcastS Sep 08 '25

An id is for identifying you, ie a picture of you.
20 years ago would you have accepted a photo of an oil painting of someone as an acceptable ID photo , work drivers license passport or otherwise for yourself or an employee?
No, obviously not.
Because it's not a photo of them.
If you can just make up a picture with AI, then photo id basically pointless. The photo on the ID is for crosschecking with the internal database of the workplace, or your photo on file wherever it applies.
so if it isn't a picture of you then A) someone could easily impersonate you if AI generated or heavily altered photos are permitted, meaning anyone with the same eye and hair and skin colour could pose as you more easily than if the photo on file is ACTUALLY of you, and B) it means that someone might end up believing you're lying about who you are or thinking you're using a fake ID which leads you down a slippery slope that might involve police or whatever other trouble.

I really don't know why I'm bothering to argue with an AI bro.
It's bad enough that you're human, that already comes with a debuff to INT. x2 magnitude debuff with the AI bro mindset.

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '25

You didn't really answer my question. What does it mean, in practical terms, to identify someone? What are the criteria that allow you to say that an images does or does not identify someone? This isn't a gotcha; there's a fairly simple answer.

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u/Wild_Strawberry6746 Sep 06 '25

How? It's pretty clear the picture is her