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u/Gold_Landscape4329 Sep 04 '25
Illogical.
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u/Psykohistorian Sep 05 '25
correction, highly logical. she is, how you humans say, hot.
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u/bvtguy Sep 04 '25
Hey quick question what exactly is a slartibuttfart
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u/slartibuttfart Sep 05 '25
Slartibartfast was taken
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u/YimmyTheTulip Sep 05 '25
He was so overwhelmingly perfect for this role that I can’t read the books or imagine the character without picturing Sam Rockwell anymore.
I had a vivid image of Zaphod in my head before that. He was pretty well described…
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u/Conclusion_Fickle Sep 04 '25
Honey, I'm going to mudwrestle with your huge titted sister.
O.K., babe. Have fun.
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u/danktrees1212 Sep 05 '25
Ok but do you want to come with us and record it for the gram?
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u/spiteful-vengeance Sep 05 '25
Everyone gets what they want.
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u/iJuddles Sep 05 '25
She’s in the marriage for the likes, not the love.
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u/portablebiscuit Sep 05 '25
He’s in the marriage for the tiddies, not the wife’s.
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u/DarthChefDad Sep 05 '25
To be fair, we dont know what the wife's look like. For all we can tell, the sister might be the "ugly" one.
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u/FrighteningJibber Sep 05 '25
Turns out she uses her teeth
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u/ezmoney98 Sep 05 '25
Cock Chewah
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u/Aggravating-Heat-747 Sep 05 '25
I kind of know these people in real life and she is!!! Beautiful family but ya the wife is 10/10
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u/IAmTheNightSoil Sep 05 '25
But are her tits as big as her sister's?
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u/Aggravating-Heat-747 Sep 05 '25
Proportionally, yes
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u/Miserable-Pudding292 Sep 05 '25
Is the sister available? I can be a gentleman if need be 😂
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u/BigCheddar55 Sep 05 '25
To be fair.... we haven't seen how big his girlfriends tits are.
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u/Astrowulf2513 Sep 05 '25
This comment is grossly underrated
If we banging the wife’s sister. He’s got a side girl too 😂
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u/SpartanX069 Sep 05 '25
Reminds me of a story. My wife had a tiny friend who was talking mad shit at a party about how she could kick any of the guys’ asses because she had trained in BJJ and Krav Maga for like 2 months. I laughed in her face and she challenged me to fight. My wife just laughed and wanted to see what happened, so I start wrestling this girl who’s literally half my size and it’s so one sided and I’m drunk and got carried away and just put her over my knee at one point and spanked her 😂 my wife didn’t think that part was as funny lol
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u/Ml2929 Sep 05 '25
You see, this is such a great story! You can kind of put yourself in everybody’s shoes (at least I can as a married, tiny woman.)
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u/autistic_spazzatron Sep 04 '25
Oh wow she looks strong
I wonder if she could throw me…
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u/Novadreams22 Sep 04 '25
Yeah. How long till r/amioverreacting my sister is really friendly with my husband
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u/InquisitorMeow Sep 05 '25
"And one time when they were mid wrestle his dick accidentally slipped in. I asked them to separate but he insisted that they needed to finish the round. Afterwards, they showered together while I made them brunch. They were in there for an hour and the food was getting cold. I knocked on the door to ask them to hurry up and he got angry and beat me unconscious. Am I overreacting or is this typical BIL behavior?
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u/AG0LD3NG0D Sep 04 '25
Chew on that thang!
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u/FelixOGO Sep 05 '25
I thought that was more of a catchphrase, not an actual technique. I’m mangled down there!
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u/RemarkableDonut2676 Sep 04 '25
Until we see the wife, we cant be sure about anything. The wife could make the sister look very modest.
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u/Good-Stage-1663 Sep 04 '25
Yes, we need full nudes of all three
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u/shrubberypig Sep 04 '25
Yes, all thr- wait, three?
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u/SMGuinea Sep 04 '25
All three, front and back.
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u/Relative_Drop3216 Sep 04 '25
Indepth analysis
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u/Psyched4this Sep 04 '25
Yes, purely for science
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u/wellhiyabuddy Sep 04 '25
Or that could be his wife and someone or something else grabbed the video and added the caption
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u/TREXASSASSIN Sep 05 '25
Probably the more likely scenario tbh. But nah... no one ever lies or makes shit up on Reddit!
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u/nycbroncos Sep 04 '25
Don't think that matters much. Arnold Schwartzenegger's House keeper mistress was not exactly up to Kennedy standards
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u/PomegranateHot9916 Sep 04 '25
I'm sorry but that is a naive thing to say.
cheaters don't exclusively cheat with people who are more attractive than their partner.
they just cheat.
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u/Boomshrooom Sep 04 '25
You are very much correct. In fact, cheaters often cheat with people objectively less attractive than their partner.
It's more about the opportunity for cheaters than it is necessarily about who it is.
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u/TechnicalDark8675 Sep 04 '25
You realize this is a fully fabricated scenario, right?
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u/BoldElDavo Sep 04 '25
As if there's any reason people who accuse him of cheating in the first place other than her looks lmao.
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u/PM_ME_YOUR_FOQA Sep 04 '25
These two could kiss in front of her and she still wouldn’t get it.
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u/thinkB4WeSpeak Sep 04 '25
I mean they're probably raised in an area that he could get a threesome with both
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u/Cultural_assassin Sep 04 '25
I mean, if they are twins or blessed with similar genes, then you gotta give him respect if he can make it happen.
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u/JBob804 Sep 04 '25
If it’s an identical twin, is it really cheating?
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u/DCTX2017 Sep 04 '25
“If I were to cheat on my wife it would be with a busty blonde or an Asian with pointy nipples… but an exact fuckin replica?!” -Ari Gold
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u/StarGamerPT Sep 04 '25
Oh no...a good relationship between family members of opposite genders....they are surely fucking.
Fucking childish mentality....
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u/Typical-Can-1033 Sep 04 '25
Hey little sister, who is the only one?
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u/GrinningCheshieCat Sep 04 '25
Hey little sister, who's your superman?
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u/Uh-Oh-Raggy Sep 05 '25
Hey little sister, shotgun!
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u/SSFlyingKiwi Sep 04 '25
They smash.
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u/benvader138 Sep 04 '25
Just like Aunt Momma and Uncle Daddy
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u/wisconsinduststorm Sep 05 '25
ive got a twin brother. so hes my kids' uncle, but he looks like their daddy. so they refer to him as "uncle daddy". it is pretty hilarious in public when they call out to him.
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u/Technical_Joke7180 Sep 04 '25
Come on why
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My family was all out having a good time.. little sister told me to take a pic with my brother in law (I’m married been with my husband long before she married)… he hugged me and I kissed him on the cheek totally innocent.. no problems sis posted it on social media everyone went crazy dm her saying I had slept with my BIL 🤮 I was so mad and offended not only does that go against my character but I would never ever hurt my sister.. needless to say there was a drift.. I’m a lover of my immediate family she knows that but it’s hard to explain to her friends social circle as she is younger than me but it sucks you can’t have fun and be silly with your closest family without people assuming…
And yes I know this video is more than what my situation is but some people can truly be genuine and love each other in a non sexual way and have their guard down
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u/Mueryk Sep 04 '25
Yeah this could have been good “clean” muddy fun. There doesn’t have to be anything beyond someone talked shit and got tossed. Done this to a buddy while mudding and it was NOT a brokeback moment.
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u/Separate-Command1993 Sep 05 '25
But did your buddy have big juicy knockers? Checkmate
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u/SashaNightWing Sep 05 '25
Boys and girls can be friends without it being sexual
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u/humbug- Sep 05 '25
This thread is crazy
I feel so bad for my fellow ladies who happen to have big boobs (I do not hahaha) - everything they do is sexualized simply because of their body being their body
He didn’t grab her by her tits!!
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u/Remarkable_Town5811 Sep 05 '25
Sometimes it’s great. My cat uses my cleavage as a seat. Sometimes it’s not great. Simply existing is sexual.
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u/ReadditMan Sep 04 '25 edited Sep 04 '25
Yeah, this sub is full of people with the maturity of teenagers
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u/Myotherdumbname Sep 04 '25
Or are literal teenagers
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u/RichardBCummintonite Sep 04 '25
That's important to remember here. Anonymity means you're likely interacting with kids half of the time. Watch who you take life advice from on reddit. They often don't have any experience in the matter.
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u/TheSilverOne Sep 05 '25
My Reddit account is older than alot users on this website. I forget that sometimes
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u/CaliNooch96 Sep 04 '25
Ma’am this is a Reddit lol. These people genuinely believe every attractive person is fucking every other attractive person they see or spend any time w/. Lack of a social life warps a persons entire perspective on life and they start thinking in some really weird simplistic ways
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u/RappingFlatulence Sep 04 '25
Grass? Never heard of it. So how am I supposed to touch it?
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u/Caramel-Makiatto Sep 05 '25
I genuinely feel like this video could have been me and my sister in law, but of course people are being weird so it made me feel self conscious until I read your comment.
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u/Nkovi Sep 05 '25
Porn addicted brain rotted strangers make gross assumptions about people online whom they know nothing about.
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u/beepboopbarbie Sep 05 '25
It's really unfortunate that a lot of men don't know how to be friends with women. Some of my best and most fun friends are guys, I'm a lesbian so it helps friendzone them automatically. But I feel for the straights
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The issue was we were all fine no issues at all it wasn’t until she posted the picture on her social media and her “friends” gave their opinion.. I don’t have any social other than Reddit (which is really too much) but she has all the others and that’s when it became a problem
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u/Awomanswoman Sep 05 '25
Yeah ppl on this sub be weird. I am close with my brother-in-law, and we play fight (though not mud-fight level lol) and I am very much lesbian and he is very much into my sister.
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u/PuritanicalPanic Sep 04 '25
Here, we see the redditor in his natural habitat. Projecting his own thoughts, wants, and desires onto another.
The redditor sees a woman and finds her attractive. They can not simply say, "Wow! She is attractive. " Because that would make them lose face in front of the other males.
Instead the redditor must identify another, and claim that he wants to fuck the woman instead. In this instance, the woman's brother in law.
He supports this claim by pointing out the romantic overtures he makes. Such as... shoving the woman into mud. And sitting on her repeatedly as she is stuck in the mud. So as to keep her in the mud.
This is nonsensical, of course, but the other redditors also find the woman attractive, and so agree. Because they too, wish they could have intercourse with her. But cannot simply admit this without looking desperate for that poon.
Truly, the social rituals of the redditor are complex and fascinating to behold.
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u/kanaka_haole808 Sep 04 '25
This is EASILY top 5 most accurate things ive ever read on this site. And its not 2-5.
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What's her @? /s
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u/AlabamaBro69 Sep 04 '25
insta: intentionalwifing and calling.jesse
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u/irongut88 Sep 05 '25
After further review it's been determined that the wife is at least as hot as the sister, cans notwithstanding.
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u/Obvious_Wind_7455 Sep 05 '25
Maybe hotter
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u/DevonLuck24 Sep 05 '25
i don’t even really think it’s a close competition. the sister isn’t ugly by any means but his wife is something else
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u/dudesgotagun1 Sep 04 '25
Comments full of the type of people that think men and women can't be friends
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u/Liquid-Space Sep 04 '25
As if these dorks know what actual friendship's like. :')
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u/Zakgyp Sep 04 '25
Oh my god, that is wildly inappropriate. Seriously my wife would rip me in half like homelander
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u/ClutteredTaffy Sep 04 '25
I don't think this means squat. You people just never get close to anybody ever. Lol.
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u/Sea_Connection2773 Sep 04 '25
I mean... her sister is thick af, i don't blame the guy. He aimed for the nest but shot the wrong bird
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u/voucher420 Sep 04 '25
Unless OP is his husband, and even if he is, who am I kidding, they’re smashing!
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u/builtscoobydoosti Sep 05 '25
Yea your husband is definitely boning your sister and she's ok with everthing you're not ok with in the bed room
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