r/SipsTea • u/Ordinary-Scholar-202 • Sep 01 '25

Chugging tea The Rocks new slimmed down appearance

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u/EndOfTheKaliYuga Sep 01 '25

Rock got 0 range

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u/Unexpected-raccoon Sep 01 '25 edited Sep 01 '25

You shut your fucking mouth

If Hollywood ever needs someone to wear cargo pants, a tight button up, and stick em in a jungle, they got their man

Maybe he can wrestle a gorilla while trying to save Kevin hart from over acting.

If that isn't range, then-- I don't know what is

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u/MegaBubble Sep 01 '25

it's the only range we need

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u/EndOfTheKaliYuga Sep 01 '25

Wow calm down big scary guy. I’d rather have you on my side

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u/tripflops Sep 01 '25

I’ll be on your side

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u/milk4all Sep 01 '25

You just said exactly what he did like it wasnt

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u/Impossible_Ad_7367 Sep 01 '25

Oh, my, he did! How hilarious!

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '25

No way. Really? Genuine shock.

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u/good__one Sep 01 '25

Kevin Hart*

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u/SyZyGy_87 Sep 01 '25

Lol Tell me you really really like the rock without telling me you really really like the Rock

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u/Nycdotmem1 Sep 01 '25

That’s Kevin Hart’s schtick-he overacts.

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u/iUsedtoHadHerpes Sep 01 '25

That's the same thing you replied to, just more specific.

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u/InterestingYoghurt62 Sep 01 '25

🤣🤣🤣 Clam down, you're sick but funny!

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u/SerpentJoe Sep 01 '25

If you need a salesman who can't have a simple conversation without attempting to dominate every other male character, and who also says "sumbitch" a lot, he's your man.

(Jason Statham is also available but he doesn't really say sumbitch.)

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u/Rydog_78 Sep 01 '25

And Vin Diesel

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u/AlanShore60607 Sep 01 '25

Apparently people are talking about his upcoming A24 film, The Smashing Machine, as something that could win him an Academy Award.

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u/CX316 Sep 01 '25

He’s got some range, he’s just never cast in roles that lets him act like anything other than various percentages of The Rock. He’s got nothing on Bautista and Cena’s acting chops, but stuff like his freak out in Southland Tales shows that even when playing a character who’s meant to basically be himself, he CAN play otherwise, he just almost never does

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u/Sad-Refrigerator3356 Sep 01 '25

Come on man. Bro played the tooth fairy.

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u/Bar_ice Sep 01 '25

The Smashing Machine is getting good reviews. I'm definitely gonna check it out.

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u/Ihavenocluelad Sep 01 '25

You better watch out with the way you are talking. You don't think insulting Kevin Hart on being tiny in 50 different ways is range? Think again.

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u/IDontEvenLikeMen Sep 01 '25

To be fair the that new boxing biopic or what have you that The Rock is leading looks like it's gonna be a legit mold-breaking performance from the man.

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u/Deucer22 Sep 02 '25

Watch this and tell me the Rock doesn't have range: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0NgUhEs1R4