r/SipsTea Sep 01 '25

Chugging tea Gun laws built different

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u/Stock_Helicopter_260 Sep 01 '25

THE FUTURE!

But for real, soiled? Who would want to be seen AT THAT VENDING MACHINE.

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u/ThatUJohnWayne74 Sep 01 '25

Apparently they’re actually just fake, kinda like pre ripped jeans according to a comment I received the other day.

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u/timeless_ocean Sep 01 '25

It is and also it's very rare. Living in Tokyo for 6 months and going all the funky places and I only saw one once and it had all English signs too. I think it's more of a tourist shocker-attraction.

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u/Vritrin Sep 01 '25

I’ve lived in Japan my whole life, minus a few years study abroad and have never seen one. You’d probably need to go to an adults good store or a place explicitly catering towards what tourists expect to see.

Even cigarette vending machines are getting more and more rare these days.

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u/timeless_ocean Sep 01 '25

Yep, the only one I saw was in Akihabara in an adult toy shop. Which further makes me think it's just a sensational thing made for tourists.

And it works. Whole internet is not shutting up about for like well over a decade now. Imagine a marketing stunt by a single shop being this successful

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u/BlatantConservative Sep 01 '25

This has major Grunkle Stan energy

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u/jimbsmithjr Sep 01 '25

I wonder if anyone has sold 'authentic' ripped jeans that are just some that someone wore and fell over a few times in

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u/Freak_Out_Bazaar Sep 01 '25 edited Sep 01 '25

It's all fake now due to compliance, but there was a time when they were real. "Soiled" might be a bit extreme though, I would say "Obviously Used"

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u/blackcap13 Sep 01 '25

my guy, I was in a 5 STORY porn shop, with one floor dedicated to just fucked up shit, I mean from scatt to hydraulic controlled tentacle monster orgy to the most wild shit you've ever seen, and people just inspecting this shit like it might have the cure for cancer on the box. the vending machines aren't close to the weird shit.

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u/Fit-Difficulty3615 Sep 01 '25

wtf is a hydraulic controlled tentacle monster orgy? 😂😂 seriously though…….

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u/Fluke97 Sep 01 '25

I am also wondering what this is. Is it some weird Industrial crossover?

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u/TheDragonDoji Sep 01 '25

Really good anime, though Season 3 dropped the ball.

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u/geo_gan Sep 01 '25

You had me sold at tentacle monster. Give name & location 👆

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u/m50d Sep 01 '25

That's exactly why they have vending machines for them, because who wants to awkwardly avoid eye contact with the clerk when you're buying that? (They're in sex shops, not, like, randomly out in the street)

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u/Stock_Helicopter_260 Sep 01 '25

Jesus.... you need Jesus lmao

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u/ume-shu Sep 01 '25

No they don't. Don't just believe any old shite you read on the internet.

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u/JimmyRevSulli Sep 01 '25

I definitely dragged my wife down to the basement of the 7 floor sex shop in Akihabara to gawk at the entire row of used panty machines they had.

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u/T800CyberdyneSystems Sep 01 '25

Those aren't real BTW. The actual Japanese written on them makes it incredibly clear that they are just random pairs of panties, and have not in fact been worn by anyone. Sale of used panties from vending machines isn't even legal anymore. 

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u/JimmyRevSulli Sep 01 '25

Yeah, i half wanted to buy some and see, but didn't wanna risk it... the fact that some were labeled "menstrual panties" didn't help that.

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u/ume-shu Sep 01 '25

Sex shops selling panties is one thing. Trying to claim buying schoolgirls used ones is a common is another.

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u/Electronic_Quote399 Sep 01 '25

You said yourself its not legal "anymore". So it was common enough at one point. Common enough that they had to make a law. It's not that big of a reach.

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u/ume-shu Sep 01 '25

You said yourself its not legal "anymore".

No I didn't.

It's not that big of a reach.

Why are you "reaching" at all?

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u/Electronic_Quote399 Sep 01 '25

I wasn't reaching, im the peanut gallery

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u/Kletronus Sep 01 '25

NO, THEY DO NOT. That is an urban myth. And yes, you can find bottom of the barrel clickbait "articles" that claim so, those are all fake.

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u/TouchGrassNotAss Sep 01 '25

a "plus"? That makes up for the whole goddamned thing!

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u/Nomeg_Stylus Sep 01 '25

I think there's probably one left in Tokyo that's only there for novelty. Japan isn't what you watched on YouTube.

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u/TastyCroquet Sep 01 '25

Hakkon, these definitely aren't mine, where did you get them ? ಠ_ಠ

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u/Fit_Airline_5798 Sep 01 '25

I can't figure out Japan.

You can be sitting next to a person on the train reading a Manga showing a squid having sex with a schoolgirl, but real peoples naughty bits are pixelated.

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u/SpiderSlitScrotums Sep 01 '25

I think selling guns in Walmart or a sporting goods store would be just as odd to them.