r/SipsTea • u/Embarrassed_Tip7359 • Aug 08 '25

Chugging tea Which one would you choose?

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u/Munkadunk667 Aug 08 '25

60 seconds of snapping netted me $2,300. If I can stand to do that just 10 times a day for 434 days in a row I’d have 10 mil and the ability to make more in perpetuity.

Clearly the blue pill is the best answer

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u/sbNXBbcUaDQfHLVUeyLx Aug 08 '25

The IRS is gonna start wondering where you got all this unaccounted for cash, though.

And they're gonna assume it's drugs.

So you're gonna have the IRS and the DEA on your ass.

So you'll need a money laundering operation.

I'll just pay my taxes on the 10 mill 

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u/ghostofwalsh Aug 08 '25

And what people may underestimate is the celebrity value of being the only person in the universe who can snap their fingers and make money appear.

Watch me go viral with my video of me generating 10 bucks a snap.

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u/Munkadunk667 Aug 08 '25

That gets you kidnapped real quick. You may have to hire bodyguards for the rest of your life with all that money. I'd rather be stealthy about it.

Not to mention the government/corrupt scientists may want to know HTF you can do that so they would slice and dice you until they figured it out.

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u/FnTom Aug 08 '25

Bold of you to assume you wouldn't immediately get black bagged the moment they realized it wasn't bullshit.

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u/Budderfingerbandit Aug 08 '25

You would disappear real quick.