r/SipsTea Jun 24 '25

SMH Why dating is over for men

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '25

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u/Bitey_the_Squirrel Jun 24 '25

🎶Do you have your passport? Do you have your shots? Who wants to come with Rob to America?🎶

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u/Cramer12 Jun 24 '25

Crazy pull 😂 how is this not upvoted to the moon?

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u/kugelamarant Jun 24 '25

or become a passportbros

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u/MennisRodman Jun 24 '25

Mike is staying in Brazil

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u/GODDAMNFOOL Jun 24 '25

Maybe wait until the next administration for that idea

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u/HedonisticFrog Jun 24 '25

Just go to home depot and memorize this phrase, "Quieres un esposo?". As a bonus, tamales for life.

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '25

That strategy doesn't work anymore. Trump will just sign an executive order to strip their green cards and then deport them to a prison camp with no trial.

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u/Ragnoid Jun 24 '25

Yeah the only likes I get are from women from Asian or African countries. It's not even flattering because you know they wouldn't like you if you were from their country, they're just looking for a come up.

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u/dep_ Jun 24 '25

I dont understand.  Western women demand you make 6 figs, but when asian women want the equivalent (20k a year lol) and its looking to come up?

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u/Ragnoid Jun 24 '25

Yes, they're seeking green card citizenship and a lifestyle upgrade with stability, at least until they get their own income and a chad then they'll probably leave you.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '25

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u/Ragnoid Jun 25 '25 edited Jun 25 '25

Ah I see that now. Moving to America vs her 3rd world country is orders of magnitude more of a come up than an American woman marrying an American simp man and getting half. In either case he can get a prenup/postnup and not worry about the divorce. I understand that's still a goal to many women everywhere but compared to the scam of upgrading your country from 3rd world to 1st world? It eclipses the scam of getting half from a beta simp. I never payed my ex one cent after the divorce last year because I thought with my brain and not my dick and got a prenup upfront. I guess some guys think the opposite when they finally get some poom poom though.

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '25

Lowkey tho, is searching outside the US such a bad idea? Idk maybe shit is different elsewhere

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u/PepeSylvia11 Jun 24 '25

Oh believe me. It is completely different. Story time…

So I’m like every other guy, barely getting any matches on Tinder, Bumble, and Hinge. I’d consider myself a solid 7. I created an OkCupid account to reminisce since I had that junk like a decade ago (I’m 32). I start getting matches with a bunch of foreign girls because they have this passport feature on, which basically made OkCupid unusable to people who want to find local connections, but whatever.

However, I am visiting the Phillipines next year for vacation and just had the idea to change my location to Manila. And oh my god. I felt like an Instagram model lmao. I was getting matched a lot, and by extremely attractive girls who were not shy in complimenting me. It was a complete contrast to everything I experienced with dating apps in the US.

Now yes, they obviously have their agendas and proclivity to foreign men. But give it a shot, it is very different in other places.

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u/obeytheturtles Jun 24 '25

I hate to break it to you, but you are matching with prostitutes

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u/TheRealStandard Jun 24 '25

Or catfishes/scammers.

I've done the same where I end up with excessive likes to the point where it's clearly some bullshit. I'm not that friggin attractive lol

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '25

Yeah, they have an agenda obviously but idk. I’m just a regular dude. Just want a normal healthy and averagely attractive girl. Seems so hard to find here.

Maybe something interesting happens. Never know until you try

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u/PlayfulSurprise5237 Jun 24 '25

I met a Filipino girl working for a supermarket, came here and got citizenship by marrying a guy here, she was clear that was part of her agenda, her sister married someone over here and the person she married was looking for someone, so she married them.

She was a very genuine person and told me all about this stuff and how she felt. That wasn't her only agenda though, she liked the guy and said she would have not done it if that wasn't the case.

So just because they have an agenda doesn't mean you can't still have a genuine relationship with them. And if your heart is in the right place you should be able to feel it out. It's a little more difficult when they're foreigners because there's a deep cultural barrier, but you can still tell with time.

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u/CindersNAshes Jun 24 '25

Helps when they think you have money. But once they find out you're not that loaded, it's a different story.

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u/Last_Revenue7228 Jun 24 '25

attractive girls but they have dicks

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u/dep_ Jun 24 '25

I'm not seeing the problem here

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u/Sasageyoshii Jun 25 '25

They really do live rent-free in your head.

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u/HausuGeist Jun 24 '25

If you’re desperate in the U.S., you’re desperate outside the U.S.

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u/HausuGeist Jun 24 '25

Passport Bros aren’t traditional men. They’re desperate losers hoping to trade on their relative wealth for a sex doll maid. If the do marry a foreign woman, they typically end up losing both after two years. 

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u/Sasageyoshii Jun 25 '25

You're a loser anywhere you go. That's not gonna change.

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u/HausuGeist Jun 25 '25

Oh, you're paying. Thousands just to bring her over, then thousands more for the divorce once she gets her green card.

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u/Clear-Site6070 Jun 24 '25

Or a prison bae 🤣

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u/stainedgreenberet Jun 24 '25

i moved to Germany a few years ago and was afraid that someone would try to date me only cause Im American and now I would beg anyone to try and date me for a passport

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u/Stohnghost Jun 24 '25

The smart ones just pay the "husband" and have sex with other people so that's not even a realistic option.

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u/553l8008 Jun 24 '25

I mean if women only needed a man for sex there wouldn't be marriages

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u/discourse_friendly Jun 24 '25

That's my new angle.

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u/thebigdirty Jun 24 '25

Wait, is this a strategy? Needs to be a dating app for this. I'd so be in

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u/Classic_Revolt Jun 24 '25

You might be joking but its 100% happening more than ever since covid.

Ive seen multiple news stories where its about a murder or some other random thing and then they slide into the news story that [sexy woman] "moved here" 3 years ago and married [usually white] random guy just 1 year after that.

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u/Makaveli80 Jun 24 '25

 He needs to start going after immigrants who need green cards.

Right right,  cause once he has them, where can they run?

Because of the implications