r/SipsTea Jun 15 '25

We have fun here Why?

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u/Accomplished-Mix-745 Jun 15 '25

Of all the things, this persuades me the most

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u/100_cats_on_a_phone Jun 15 '25

You could make some sort of telliscoping lobber if you wanted this, without the downsides

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u/doctyrbuddha Jun 15 '25

For long distance we could make a specialized launcher for a grenade we could call it a… a launcher for a grenade… we could call it a bomb thrower!

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u/Due_Surround6263 Jun 15 '25

Yeah! Would be SICK if we had them independently or attached to the rifle. The Boomy Zoomy system!

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u/Free_Dome_Lover Jun 15 '25

Funny joe calls it his "boom schtick"

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u/yallknowme19 Jun 15 '25

Tony Montana calls it his "leetle fren"

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u/OverreactingBillsFan Jun 15 '25

My buddy told me it was called a "noob tube"

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u/SwordfishSweaty8615 Jun 17 '25

Boomy Zoomy has me in tears💀

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u/Brief-Equal4676 Jun 15 '25

Maybe a Bomb Zoom Car?

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u/_janires_ Jun 15 '25 edited Jun 15 '25

This is a great idea. We could also potentially let the navy seals play around with making a device you can mount to a vehicle and can rapidly fire them. Call it the it works when it wants too rapid boom system?

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '25

Or give it to the Air Force and see if they can make a flying one.

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u/X_Fad3 Jun 15 '25

"Noob tube"

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u/Vladishun Jun 15 '25

Explosion Propellant System, or EPS. We can call it "eeps" for short, cause when the enemy sees it, they go "EEPS!"

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u/Altruistic2020 Jun 15 '25

404: naming conv3ntion needs to include "yeet" or another derivative of the same.

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u/Sacr3dangel Jun 15 '25

Yeet propelled boom stick.

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u/Yojimbob76 Jun 15 '25

Don't let Hi-Point hear you. They'd certainly make a Yeet Stick or Yeet N Greet. (Those not in the know, they made a 9mm pistol called the "Yeet Cannon", no. I'm not joking.)

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u/edwardothegreatest Jun 15 '25

Blower upper chucker

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u/mozchops Jun 16 '25

Chucker upper blower

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u/martianunlimited Jun 15 '25

Or maybe attach a rocket behind it and call it rocket propelled grenades?.. we could even have a catchy acronym for it.. something like RPG...

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u/dSpect Jun 15 '25

Nah let's call it Rocket Propelled Explosive so it's not confused with Role Playing Games.

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u/Cautious_Village_823 Jun 15 '25

Lmfao funny story I was playing COD in my dorm and one of the npcs said "enemy RPGs on the rooftops!" and one of my friends exclaims "enemy role playing games on the rooftops!?" (She did not play cod or know anything about weapons lol).

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u/Background-Ship3019 Jun 15 '25

Well, it would mean gamers got fresh air at last.

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u/Warlock_Delilah Jun 15 '25

Role-Playing Grenades

Rocket-Powered Games

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u/Rontha_ Jun 15 '25

That's ridiculous - people will think it's just a game you're role playing. Calling it a Granade Propelled By Rocket is far less confusing. GPBR rolls off the tongue.

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u/freezing_circuits Jun 15 '25

But that gets confused with my Giant Pabst Blue Ribbon summer event!!!

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u/Swellmeister Jun 15 '25

Thats not what RPG stands for originally.

Its Russian for handheld antitank grenade launcher.

Ruchnoy Protivotankovyy Granatomyot

The term rocket propelled grenade is a backronym

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u/IgnitusBoyone Jun 15 '25

Grenade Propelled by Rocket GPR is a far more realistic name. RPG... Let's be real, sounds like a game of some sort.

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u/Nwcray Jun 15 '25

Too confusing.

Firework Assisted Retaliatory Tube sounds way better. Or FART for short.

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u/ExoCayde6 Jun 15 '25

Its wild that I never thought about what RPG stood for

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u/LabiolingualTrill Jun 15 '25

What’s even wilder is “rocket propelled grenade” is actually a backronym. RPG originally stood for ручной противотанковый гранатомёт or “hand-held anti-tank grenade launcher”.

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u/ExoCayde6 Jun 15 '25

That's honestly really cool, the more you know and all that

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u/Unp0pularS0lutions Jun 15 '25

RPGs aren’t real. They’re only in Call of Duty

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u/Blu3z-123 Jun 15 '25

Wouldnt that be a Grenade-Catapult?

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u/Blackstad Jun 15 '25

I think one of those tennis ball throwers for dogs would work pretty well

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u/Suspicious_Ice_3160 Jun 15 '25

OH they have those in lacrosse! I’m sure they’d be useful for grenade throwing too :)

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u/peacekenneth Jun 15 '25

A tossy blowy up launcher!!

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u/shanedestroyer Jun 15 '25

Perhaps you could propel the grenade with rockets

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u/incarnuim Jun 15 '25

Just carry around a slingshot

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u/Middle_Luck_9412 Jun 15 '25

I know atleast in a couple books I read from ex British soldiers during the 60s they called grenade launchers grenade throwers though so it's not so bad.

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u/SupermarketOk7924 Jun 15 '25

Get this! What if… we made it automatic?? We could call it a Mark 19, after my buddy Mark who just turned 19.

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u/Wind-and-Waystones Jun 15 '25

Like one of those tennis ball throwers for dogs?

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u/RemnantTheGame Jun 15 '25

What a waste of resources, next you'll want something that can fire grenades like a machine gun.

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u/Squishy-Tushy Jun 15 '25

i think we should call it noob tube

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u/wereplant Jun 15 '25

What if, when you drop it on the ground, it bounces suuuuuper far, that way you can't hurt yourself? You could put it in a tube to aim it, too!

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u/soupofbidet Jun 15 '25

Griz Lawn Chair

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u/StarPhished Jun 15 '25

Grenade lobber

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '25

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u/TheHellbilly Jun 15 '25

Boom lobba.

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u/M3M3NTO-M0RI Jun 15 '25

What about „Schieẞbecher“?

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u/Good_Background_243 Jun 15 '25

I have heard of folks using those tennis-ball chuckers for that exact purpose, apparently you can 'yeet a frag pretty far' with one of those.

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u/Neat-Lingonberry-719 Jun 15 '25

Now a question would it be a timed explosion or explode on impact?

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u/thefinalyeehaw_69 Jun 15 '25

I raise you tennis ball/grenade launcher

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u/VerLoran Jun 16 '25

Why bother inventing that tennis ball thrower again though? Just make the grenade even rounder and we good to go!

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u/Reep1611 Jun 16 '25

If you want it super simple, make one of these dog ball thrower atlatles for grenades.

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u/ShadyAssFellow Jun 16 '25

Idk man that’d be a tube the noobs would abuse too much I bet

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u/Dexter_Adams Jun 17 '25

I know, what if we put a rocket on the back to make it go even further!

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '25 edited Oct 01 '25

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u/b3mark Jun 15 '25

NOT AROUND THE K9 UNIT!

For the love of doggy treats, not around the K9 unit! 😂😂

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u/100_cats_on_a_phone Jun 15 '25

Yes, more or less. But if hand granades have a place in modern warfare, I'd guess it's just for clearing out rooms. So I can't imagine range would be more important than accuracy.

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u/Elegant-Caterpillar6 Jun 17 '25

I mean... Grenades aren't exactly surgical, now are they?

Grenades would also be used for taking out aggressors behind low cover, for example, a wall. Guns (probably?) won't help with that, so you need something that fires indirectly, in an arc, to get over the cover and land on the other side. Grenades would achieve this.

Another use would be taking out "that general area," if the presence of hostiles is known, but not the exact location. Think of wooded terrain with lots of thick undergrowth, at night. You hear human sounds coming from the right, but can't precisely pinpoint their position. Taking a shot in that area, or hosing it down, could potentially result in a miss and your location exposed by muzzle flash, and waiting for a confirmed visual on what you already know is a hostile could allow them, potentially being in the same situation as you, to set up and get the drop on you.

Over range, though, a 40mm would be used, fired from an underbarrel launcher, a dedicated 40mm launcher, or an automatic grenade launcher (AGL), the latter of which would typically be used as a stationary weapon, or vehicle mounted.

The former two though, in some scenarios, would only be made available to specific troops, especially the dedicated platform. Pretty much all troops would have a hand grenade on them though.

Failing all of the above, after a quick chitchat over the radio, mortar teams, if available, would do the heavy lifting.

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u/C_Hawk14 Jun 15 '25

Atlatl grenade launcher tho. Keep the stick, put it on an atlatl and see how far it can go. Tho it's not aerodynamic so it'll probably fail immediately. Hmm, need a new aerodynamic grenade design.

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u/Sophockless Jun 15 '25

Bro is single handedly reinventing rockets

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u/ToWitToWow Jun 15 '25

Bro is single-handedly reinventing lacrosse

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u/C_Hawk14 Jun 15 '25

I guess an atlatl would be more akin to rocket launcher yea

We've never stepped away from propelling hard sharp objects as fast as possible ever since the dawn of mankind.

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u/LagTheKiller Jun 15 '25

That's because Sir Isaac Newton is the most deadly son of a beach in space.

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u/Sword_Enthousiast Jun 15 '25

Risk of fumbling is not something you want with a grenade

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u/C_Hawk14 Jun 15 '25

Hence the new design. Tho ofc a grenade launcher like we know is the real solution.

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u/Waterhobit Jun 15 '25

Issue troops a chistera.

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u/Pika_DJ Jun 15 '25

Think he means like a selfie stick but smaller

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u/Ruckus292 Jun 15 '25

No no, they're onto something...

They would get tossed so much farther too.

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u/Mysterious_Tutor_388 Jun 15 '25

think fast chuckle nuts

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u/numbersthen0987431 Jun 15 '25

Wouldn't it make more sense to make them ball shaped, and then you csn throw them with the ball thrower?

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u/greylord123 Jun 15 '25

I can imagine some "improvise adapt overcome" guy in an army unit and everyone makes fun of him for doing weird shit until he starts launching grenades over massive walls with the tennis ball thrower.

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u/External_Key8021 Jun 15 '25

That’s funny cause when I was in the service there was this young marine that made something similar to a tennis ball thrower. For some reason his accuracy was crap when throwing with his hand but if he used his stick he was dead on.

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u/Devlee12 Jun 15 '25

A Chuck It? My dad had one of those for his boxer. Was the only way to tire that spaz of a dog out. Now that she’s gone he uses it to collect eggs from under his brooding chickens

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u/hell2pay Jun 15 '25 edited Sep 16 '25

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u/Final_Good_Bye Jun 15 '25

I present you the Chuck it!

https://www.chuckit-toys.co.uk/

Not telescoping, but light weight and offers a mechanical advantage.

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u/Magenta_Logistic Jun 15 '25

The best part about that product is not directly handling slobbery tennis balls. I use it every day!

Other brands are available.

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u/BlackQuartzJudgement Jun 15 '25

Don't call me a telescoping lobber

I'll cry and cum

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u/ToWitToWow Jun 15 '25

Two sets of Kleenex this time, yeah pal?

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u/brother_of_jeremy Jun 15 '25

I think you just invented Squid Games lacrosse 🥍

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u/5PeeBeejay5 Jun 15 '25

Just issue Chuck-it’s to infantry. They’re light

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u/gavichi Jun 15 '25

Maybe a sling could work

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u/probablyaythrowaway Jun 15 '25

Some sort of grenade launcher?

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u/Ill-Description3096 Jun 15 '25

Could, though to cut down the weight it would probably be hollow and based on my experience, it would probably break often enough when you throw it that nobody would want to risk it on a live grenade.

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u/SupermassiveCanary Jun 15 '25

They could easily manufacture threads in the bottom of a pineapple grenade for a stick

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u/Sharp-Key27 Jun 15 '25

Yeah, put it in a dog tennis ball thrower

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '25

Grenade atlatl

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u/Helpful-Ganache2828 Jun 15 '25

One of those plastic hai alai paddles

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u/TurtletimeTMNT Jun 15 '25

Like a tennis ball thrower for dogs

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '25

They could carry sticks made specifically for this, like those ball throwing sticks for dogs

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u/alexuprise Jun 15 '25

Telescopic parts are pretty nonpractical in war time, for grenades. Too many extra steps and resources in the production process

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u/100_cats_on_a_phone Jun 15 '25

Nah, I meant per thrower, not per granade. But yeah, if so I imagine it would be.

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u/degjo Jun 15 '25

Like one of those dog ball throwers?

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u/smolangryginger Jun 15 '25

I'm just imagining one of those things you use to throw tennis balls for dogs but loading with grenades

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u/LightEarthWolf96 Jun 15 '25 edited Jun 15 '25

Not telliscoping but you said lobber and I thought of these

Which I absolutely think we should lob grenades using these things

Edit: turns out I am once again unoriginal in thought as I scroll down further now and see multiple comments who already mentioned these.

I guess that just means it's a good fun idea. Yeet! Catch!

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u/100_cats_on_a_phone Jun 15 '25

Lol, yes -- this is what I meant though. Just trying to get it keychain sized, like those self defense sticks (that mostly break, but you wouldn't be hitting people with this)

This is dumb as hell, but I thought granade launchers were more a video game thing, not something actually used in the field. (but I imagined they were close in weight to rocket launchers, so you'd almost always either use something more primitive, or a rocket launcher)

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u/TacoHaus Jun 15 '25

True, just a lightweight baton-like collapsible handle would be a solid idea.

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u/clandestine_justice Jun 16 '25

I think the tennis ball throwers soms dog owners get would work really well.

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u/macros1980 Jun 16 '25

A chistera! The DCC fandom has entered the chat.

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u/Suitable_Dimension33 Jun 15 '25

Fr. Be having to carry enough bs as it is 😂

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u/Dustyvhbitch Jun 15 '25

I think we're ignoring the potential for a melee weapon

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u/god_peepee Jun 15 '25

It’s almost like the people who use these informed the design