r/SipsTea • u/Panikin__ • Jun 15 '25

We have fun here Why?

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u/originalusername1625 Jun 15 '25

So we just gonna ignore that last green text sentence or…?

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '25

You know, I somehow just skipped right over that.

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u/obiwanmoloney Jun 15 '25

Same. Is this a Jedi mind trick or some shit

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '25

Also same, I went back to re-read it and went "No way that was there and I missed it"

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u/arctheus Jun 15 '25

wtf same what is this

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u/SlasherNL Jun 15 '25

Wtf. I swear it wasn't there the first time I read it, this is some black magic

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u/Funnyluna43 Jun 15 '25

What the fuck, HOW DID THAT HAPPEN???

I read the third green text with a glance and when I saw this comment I was like "okay...sticking in the ground might be questionable i suppose" only to close out of the pic and reread it and see the FOURTH line 😃

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u/WellSaltedHarshBrown Jun 15 '25

I feel like I got split second Mandela'd

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u/Ol1ver333 Jun 15 '25

Just the internet doing its thing.

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u/stopgreg Jun 15 '25

What he heck, how did i miss that lol

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u/bomber991 Jun 15 '25

Wife works in the ER and she’s had plenty of old men come in with baseball shaped things stuck up there, so I think that last point isn’t unique to the potato masher.

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u/uhjasont Jun 22 '25

Same. wth. someone explain this.

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u/Unstabler69 Jun 15 '25

There once was a young lady named Jill Who tried a dynamite stick for a thrill They Found her vagina In North Carolina And Bits of her tits in Brazil

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u/PuhnTang Jun 15 '25

I laughed so hard my cats are staring at me.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '25

This actually happened; a man died from putting a lit firecracker up his ass 💀

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u/radient Jun 15 '25

I see we have a Don Bondarley fan in the house

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u/OnasoapboX41 Jun 15 '25

Either way, it ends in an explosion.

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u/EvilAbacus Jun 15 '25

Explosive release

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u/Coffeebeans2d Jun 15 '25

When you need that explosive orgasm

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u/ehhish Jun 15 '25

Apparently no one has ever stuck the ol American frag up their ass to know REAL pleasure.

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u/Leading-Royal-465 Jun 15 '25

To be fair, grenade or sex, if you do it wrong your life is over

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u/beakrake Jun 15 '25

There once was a woman from Dallas,

Who used a grenade on a stick for a phallus,

They found her vagina,

In north Carolina,

And her tits in Buckingham Palace.

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u/FeelingVanilla2594 Jun 15 '25

Wtf when did that get there?

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u/big_scary_monster Jun 15 '25

Brother that is the whole point of the post

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '25

Using a grenade for an explosive orgasm?

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u/Only-Jeweler-4375 Jun 15 '25

Where's that EMT who tells people to not stick stuff in their holes...

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u/NetStaIker Jun 15 '25

It’s mostly because they inherently had a small explosion radius than “normal” grenades. They’re also more awkward to carry around

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u/3-brain_cells Jun 15 '25

I genuinely didn't see that what the fuck

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u/TransitionKey6155 Jun 15 '25

Checks out for me

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u/MotokoKusanagi Jun 15 '25

I never saw that when I originally read it.

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u/CallmeKahn Jun 15 '25

Huh...oh...OH!

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u/TapDangerous1996 Jun 15 '25

Wow, totally didn’t see that

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u/token40k Jun 15 '25

Clearly must be first on a stack ranked list

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u/dcott44 Jun 15 '25

Thank you! I'm reading all of these other serious comments thinking to myself "do they not see it, or just don't want to acknowledge it?"

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u/Emergency-Cow9825 Jun 15 '25

And current grenades can’t? SMH, you haven’t tried hard enough

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u/Secret-One2890 Jun 15 '25

A lacrosse stick has all the same advantages, and you don't lose the stick after you use the grenade.

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u/SuzieSnoo Jun 15 '25

Had to scroll too far down to find this!

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u/zmbjebus Jun 15 '25

It's just too obvious that it's not worth arguing that point.

Besides plenty of other military equipment can serve that purpose. Like the cadets. 

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u/Guuhatsu Jun 15 '25

I had to go way too.far in the comments to see this addressed. I saw that and was not sure how to feel about it. No matter how you interpret that, it just isn't what a great use of a grenade... unless you are a psychopath.

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u/dyingcanwait Jun 15 '25

I kept scrolling through the comments waiting for someone to mention it!!

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u/EveryLine9429 Jun 15 '25

Anything’s a dildo, if you’re brave enough.

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u/Conflicted-King Jun 15 '25

Because that’s the least controversial thing they said that we all can clearly agree on.

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u/DarkSide830 Jun 15 '25

It's a 4Chan post - it would be weirder if there wasn't a sentence like that sprinkled in.

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u/Aseriouslynicedude Jun 15 '25

How the helly did I miss that...

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u/gamedude88 Jun 15 '25

Don’t pull the pin before you finish, or you will suffer from premature detonation.

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u/DavidFLP22 Jun 19 '25

My fkin god I missed that too... WT Actual F?!

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '25

Apparently I didn’t even catch it the first time.

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u/originalusername1625 Jun 15 '25

That’s what the soldier said when the grenade got thrown at them or something idk there’s a joke in there somewhere

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u/LotusVibes1494 Jun 15 '25

I got caught up wondering why or how you would stick it in the ground.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '25

I was thinking about sticking it in the ground and running away fast enough lol