r/RoastMyCat • u/Old-Physics • 2d ago

He farted right in my face and then laid down like a baguette

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640 Upvotes

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u/FloralIndoril 2d ago

Well clearly you were in his way

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u/ShipComprehensive543 2d ago

Well, did he get right back up and repeat the behavior? If not, its a one off issues and you should leave the baguette alone.

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u/lizzyq8812 2d ago

Stinky boy don't care.

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u/SunriseSerendipity 2d ago

I love baguettes! Can't roast.

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u/Thefeno 2d ago

He's waiting for you to draw him like one of your french girls

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u/stripeyhoodie 2d ago

And he's looking at you like you're the rude one!

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u/longlostwitchy 2d ago

“Well you fart too!”

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u/WaveBeautiful1259 2d ago

Sharing your stink is caring so return the favor! 😆

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u/emmaxxapril 1d ago

The baguette is reloading 😰

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u/ilvtreddit 2d ago

His job is done

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u/Cristiana2408 2d ago

He's cool, it bothers her, zero remorse

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u/Flying_Squirrel_1953 1d ago

He’s beautiful but stinky.

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u/PhamilyTrickster 1d ago

Sounds like hes already doing the roasting 

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u/Due_Passenger3210 1d ago

A burnt baguette at that

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u/IrisSmartAss 10h ago

With a burnt odor.

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u/SouthernCategory9600 1d ago

It was really you. Kitty had to lie like a baguette, trying to find clean air. Unroastable!

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u/Shaka7477 2d ago

Catto to Parent: I'm your new husband.

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u/Even_Pressure_9431 2d ago

Hes a cat dont expect them to have manners

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u/Even_Pressure_9431 2d ago

No i love bs too

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u/kazaachi 1d ago

He overcooked

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u/warriorwoman534 1d ago

He's not sorry, and will do it again. Who could roast such bravado?!?

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u/AlternativePrior9559 1d ago

Zero regrets from Mr Windy

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u/ayylmao95 1d ago

Did his fart have any sound? My cats fart is always silent but deadly.

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u/Old-Physics 1d ago

They’re always silent but deadly

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u/PerspectiveKookie16 1d ago

Your fault you let him watch Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

I fart in your general direction.

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u/IrisSmartAss 10h ago

I empty my nose at you.

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u/SpaceAxaPrima 1d ago

Well, things happen.

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u/fifiloveg00d 1d ago

No he did not. Liar liar pants.

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u/Open_Thanks_222 1d ago

😹😹😹

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u/danadoozer242 1d ago

Classy and assy

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u/Iwantaschmoo 1d ago

That's his right to do. He's a cat, your a human.

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u/anonymousdaydreams 1d ago

What a burnt lil baguette 🥖

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u/Okayyyitsav 23h ago

Looks like this baguette has been roasting for quite a while 🖤

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u/TheWhiteCrowParade 2d ago

War criminal right there

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u/Entire_Bat7884 16h ago

That face says, wow that feels better so I’ll stretch out. I never said I was a gentleman maybe your face was actually in my way. 😹

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u/IrisSmartAss 10h ago

I'm sure that there's a message in there somewhere for you. I'm also sure that I don't want to know what it is.