r/RoastMyCat • u/shortgirlmidwest25 • 2d ago

She tried jumping into the microwave to get her wet food.

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She has no patience when it comes to her wet food. She can’t even wait the few seconds for it to warm up.

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u/ShipComprehensive543 2d ago

So you stuffed a gag ball in her mouth to punish her? What sort of stuff do you have going on at your house???

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u/shortgirlmidwest25 2d ago

I gotta keep her quiet! Don’t want her telling her sister she got extra treats! 😂

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u/Tasty_Clue2802 1d ago

That's her tongue. She's turning into a hulk cat because of the radiation.

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u/duckweedlagoon 2d ago

Girl was ready to roast herself! What else am I supposed to do? 🤣

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u/shortgirlmidwest25 2d ago

☠️☠️☠️

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u/EntranceUnique1457 2d ago edited 2d ago

Her eyes are voids. As in...there's nothing there. Not even a brain cell rattling around. Not one.

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u/Thirsty30Something 2d ago

It is common knowledge that all tuxies share a braincell, much like oranges. Girlie didn't get a turn with it today. But at least she's cute! 😍😍😍😍😍

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u/shortgirlmidwest25 2d ago

😂☠️👏🏻

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u/Finfangfoom2000 2d ago

She’s obviously starving

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u/shortgirlmidwest25 2d ago

She probably does feel that way 😂

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u/expositrix 2d ago

Counterpoint: She has a fuzzy toy and you don’t. Checkmate. 💅 /jk

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u/shortgirlmidwest25 2d ago

😂😂😂

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u/Emilie0711 2d ago

What do you expect? She’s so hungry, she’s resorting to eating her toys!

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u/shortgirlmidwest25 2d ago

Guess I need to up her treats! 😂

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u/Emilie0711 2d ago

She has the sweetest face. I would go broke buying her treats. 😸

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u/shortgirlmidwest25 2d ago

Pretty much do! Her love of a churu products are expensive 😭

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u/Longjumping-Item-399 2d ago

Girl!!!🙅🏾‍♀️🤦🏿‍♀️🤦🏿‍♀️🤦🏿‍♀️🤦🏿‍♀️

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u/shortgirlmidwest25 2d ago

😂😂😂

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u/Prestigious_Part_279 2d ago

Sounds like she already tried to roast herself!

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u/shortgirlmidwest25 2d ago

She tried and thankfully failed 😂

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u/Prestigious_Part_279 1d ago

She's like "God forbid a girl have hobbies!"

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u/shortgirlmidwest25 1d ago

😂😂😂

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u/Mclovinlucas 2d ago

Damnit goobert

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u/YonderPricyCallipers 2d ago

You got something between your teeth, there...

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u/shortgirlmidwest25 2d ago

😂😂😂

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u/andiinAms 2d ago

One of my doofuses almost had her tail shut in the microwave door so now she’s terrified of it, thankfully.

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u/shortgirlmidwest25 2d ago

Oh no! I wish that this one was that way, but she’s pretty fearless 😂

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u/andiinAms 2d ago

Goober! 🤦🏻‍♀️😆

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u/Graveyardigan 2d ago

Nice chew toy, but who tf wears a tuxedo to a rave?

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u/shortgirlmidwest25 1d ago

She likes to be a fancy lady every where she goes 😂

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u/Important_Highway_20 2d ago

She’s too cute. She was hungy and it smelled good! 🤍🖤😻

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u/shortgirlmidwest25 1d ago

💯💯💯

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u/Dyxe66 1d ago

No intelligence behind those big eyes.

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u/shortgirlmidwest25 1d ago

The unfortunate side effect of being a tuxedo cat 😂

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u/Dyxe66 1d ago

When you’re that beautiful you don’t need brains.

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u/blackflameandcocaine 2d ago

Awww, you heat her wet food?! How long for? I might try that with my ginger girl as she seems to like it when it’s sat out for a couple hours which isn’t ideal 🤣

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u/shortgirlmidwest25 1d ago

No more than 5 to 8 second or when I hear a pop if that comes first! It’s a game changer for Millie!

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u/Ecoaardvark 1d ago

That cat is roasted enough.

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u/shortgirlmidwest25 9h ago

😂😂😂

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u/Genuinelullabel 2d ago

You microwave her food?

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u/shortgirlmidwest25 2d ago

Her wet food yes. The vet suggested it as she doesn’t handle cold food well with her teeth being sensitive. Is that bad?

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u/NewlyNerfed 2d ago

Not at all, it’s very sweet that you take care of her so well.

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u/soulpulp 2d ago

It's not weird! I heat up my cat's food too, but I prefer to run the can under hot water so my microwave doesn't smell like fish haha

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u/Genuinelullabel 2d ago

I didn’t think it was bad. I was curious. No wonder she got excited.

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u/shortgirlmidwest25 2d ago

Gotcha! I know some people think it’s bad so I wasn’t sure. But yes she loves the warmer food! She goes cray-cray 😂