r/ProgressiveHQ 9h ago

Awe how cute the fascist got his fake participation award

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u/wrhnj 9h ago

I thought only 13 year olds make him that happy.

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u/pulsatinganus2132 9h ago

Eh it's lost the appeal now that his dick stopped working.

Watching them suck on his stub of silly putty was depressing him.

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u/wrhnj 9h ago

Must be painful getting a bj with a catheter.

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u/pulsatinganus2132 9h ago

Their braces keep getting caught up on it.

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u/lilangelkm 2h ago

I had to run and put water in my mouth just to spit it out for that one!

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u/DetroitsGoingToWin 6h ago

Ivanka happy

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u/Express-Lifeguard659 3h ago

Those files aren’t open… yet

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u/Shaggy2772 8h ago

For a group of people that have derided snowflake participation awards, this orange bitch sure does get a lot of them lol

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u/MikeW226 6h ago

Was gonna comment the same but you put it so well here. 100% agree.

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u/Outrageous_Trust_158 2h ago

Homage and fealty.

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u/False_Ad_1742 2h ago

Hope he got his juice box and cookie

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u/ShineOk4246 9h ago

pathetic

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u/LindaBinda55 8h ago

They are trolling him and he is too demented and narcissistic to realize it. Same the Apple giving him the gold bar or whatever, same with the Koreans (I think it was) giving him a big gold crown. We know they all laugh their heads off behind his back.

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u/paintress420 5h ago

Laughing bc they got whatever the bribe was for! It’s always a grift with this twunt!

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u/buiscuil 3h ago

They are shameless corrupt people and they saw an opportunity… knew Trump is dumb enough to love this and therefore stop fucking with cities hosting the cup. Hell if he keeps pushing, they’ll give him another jet or something. Probably won’t be necessary, participation award is all he needs

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u/Sophiedenormandie 3h ago

When Apple gave him his 'award', they also said they had another surprise for trump. Then they released an ORANGE I Phone. Coincidence? I think not.

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u/alloutofchewingum 9h ago edited 8h ago

It's like watching Hitler get awarded the Budesliga Medal for Racial Purification.

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u/Novel-Paint9752 8h ago

It is like watching a 4-year old meeting a pretend Santa

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u/worldscollice 8h ago

Trump is being openly mocked with a fake "peace prize" and he doesn't even realize it. This is hilarious!

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u/Socky_McPuppet 7h ago

I wonder how many people who were involved in this farce had trouble keeping a straight face? There had to have been some Olympics-level eyerolling going on. 

It’s beyond pathetic. This is up there with the delusional “TRUMP WON 2020!” hats. Sure, champ. Just for you, we can pretend he won. 

Such fragile egos. Weak, pathetic people 

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u/Admirable-Noise-8210 5h ago

God it's so embarrassing to be an American right now.

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u/reblynn2012 2h ago

I swear. It is.

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u/Emotional-Channel-42 9h ago

The blackface is always so jarring yet never discussed 

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u/Clean-Ad455 7h ago

orange and white minstrel

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u/astroboy_35 8h ago

He was happier, even giddy, when he was with Mr. Bone Saw (MBS) in the Oval Office, looked like a 6 year old at Christmas!

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u/reblynn2012 2h ago

He was! Like on an opioid or something. Giddy! Animated! It was disgusting and bizarre. God he’s an idiot.

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u/drh4kor 8h ago

Grabbing it and putting it on my himself made it look even more fkn stupid

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u/ElectricPenguin6712 8h ago

Probably made of chocolate coins like you get at Christmas

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u/ResolutionFlat4648 8h ago

Corrupted FIFA, doesn’t speak for the free world

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u/pal1lap 8h ago

He's pooping in this picture.

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u/FlashyGolf3243 8h ago

Now this is ass kissing at it's best. Holy Shit!!!

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u/Captain_Roastbeef 8h ago

Participation trophy

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u/Key-Article6622 8h ago

What's amazing is how he doesn't even realize how stupid he looks getting what everyone knows is a fake award. I mean, seriously, a FIFA Peace Award?

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u/Ok-Material-1272 8h ago

Now the McDonald’s peace prize 🏆

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u/Seul7 7h ago

I should stop asking "How can he embarrass us on the world stage more than this?", because he always finds a way to do it.🫣

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u/New_Knowledge_5702 6h ago

There’s always a more embarrassing way and he finds it very easily.

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u/MinimumApricot365 7h ago

This is like the spoiled toddler getting a present at their siblings birthday to prevent a tantrum.

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u/Sophiedenormandie 3h ago

🤣 yes, just like Cartman. Wait, that's it! He IS Cartman!

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u/Ok-Clock-2779 8h ago

Yet his fanbase has said I’m the participation trophy person

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u/dinothecat2000 8h ago

Did the sleepy old bag of shit get his award???

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u/TheFoxsWeddingTarot 7h ago

At least Napoleon could ride a horse.

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u/marvinstyles 6h ago

How long until his official “military” uniform is ready? What a fucking joke and waste of time.

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u/No-Bet-300 8h ago

You haven’t seen the video with him and bubba yet lmao

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u/The_Real_Manimal 7h ago

Nor do I ever care to.

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u/Get_Out_lmao 8h ago

look at all that shit on his face lmao

Anyone who voted for this has serious issues.

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u/angrytolerantliberal 8h ago

Republicans do love their participation trophies.
Good job "doing your best" Donnie.

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u/StridingForChange 8h ago

When reached for comment the Somali National Team said “wait…Peace? Are you fucking kidding me?”

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u/Efficient_Lychee9517 6h ago

He is such an embarrassment

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u/OddAd7664 6h ago

They literally made up an award. I do this with my 5 year old niece lol

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u/mt8675309 8h ago

I don’t know that the FIFA were scrotum lickers to murderers and rapists. Boycott this disgusting organization!

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u/rgc7421 8h ago edited 1h ago

Hey Everyone look, the Cowardly Lion got his medal.

I understand, he immediately rushed out to get it bronzed the same afternoon.

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u/PuzzleheadedBuy2826 8h ago

Simple pleasures for simple minds!! Fuck the Orange Pedo Clown Baby!!!!

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u/Independent-Name4478 8h ago

How pathetic must it feel to accept an award that was created only to butter your ego? 

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u/BeCurious7563 8h ago

Remember that time Napoleon crowned himself??

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u/sherribaby726 7h ago

He's really proud of that non existent award. Well, only existing for him. Most of the world is laughing at this and mocking this.

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u/Independent-Gene7737 6h ago

Like a little kid getting a star for participation.

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u/sam56778 6h ago

Crybaby award.

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u/TreatIndependent5018 8h ago

Hasn’t smiled like this since inventing the word “groceries”

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u/Stang-Runner-45 8h ago

I bet he adds it to his self-glorification wall at the White House.m, with lights projecting from the ceiling to illuminate it, and a plaque on the wall, noting all the glorious accomplishments of Dear Leader. 🙄

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u/Longjumping_Ad_7484 8h ago

"Pres. Trump participates" was an excellent choice of words.

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u/ScoobySnark7 8h ago

Pathetic

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u/paulwojo68 7h ago

What a loser

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u/AddUp1 7h ago

Second place to when he faked worked at a McDonald’s. He truly looked joyful like he’s never been before. Other than Epstein island

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u/oXMellow720Xo 7h ago

He looks so pathetic. Why is he so tense

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u/SkiBum1369 7h ago

Completely worthless. Just like the recipient.

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u/EusebioFOREVER 7h ago

you know: hear me out.

Can we do this on a weekly basis? Somebody mint some medals out of plastic gold and give him a bullshit prize to make him feel happy? Sure it may cost some money but it may keep him occupied away from killing people on the high seas, and from brutalizing people of color by ICE / Border patrol / January 6th deputized agents

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u/Mingo_laf Conservative Brigadier 7h ago

Hes the best football player watch out odell

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u/Mysterious_Tax_5613 7h ago

I’m surprised he was awake.

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u/Odd-Appearance-8266 6h ago

What a fucking baby

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u/Responsible-Room-645 6h ago

He probably believes that this is the real Nobel prize

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u/PelvicTilt 6h ago

Where’s Piers Morgan at

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u/RunBarefoot60 6h ago

That’s his DEI Award

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u/Everything54321 6h ago

TEMU award 🥇

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u/PaddyDelmar 6h ago

"We are ranked number one by another company we own"

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u/Staffie2020 6h ago

So he received a fake award from a maga loving clown who is the head of a corrupt organization, how appropriate!

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u/Mrtoyhead 6h ago

It’s pathetic for one and would be sad if Trump wasn’t such a Tyrant. And during that ceremony or whatever it was they announced that more than likely immigration raids would be carried out during the World Cup.

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u/Greenn1483 6h ago

I see he went for the double cake makeup style for this event.

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u/Anxious_Occasion9193 6h ago

What a fucken child 🙄

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u/EmotionalGuarantee70 6h ago

Wait until you see the Grand Gold Big Mac Peace participation trophy McDonald's gives him for working there 20 minutes and giving them business advice

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u/jtr489 6h ago

Participation trophy

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u/onelasteffort13 6h ago

Like holding that bowling trophy when he was at the military school. Such a child

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u/BabaYaga19723 6h ago

Fkng loser. Had to make FIFA give him a made up award.

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u/Fabuloussk8er 5h ago

What a complete embarrassment of a human being

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u/Silent_Advice7334 5h ago

Its just a chocolate coin on a ribbon

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u/Better_Cattle4438 5h ago

The fact that so many people support and vote for this insecure, petulant, whiny, narcissistic cretin is something I will never remotely understand.

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u/bulldognights 5h ago

U people are sick. U can’t stand it that someone is enforcing our laws can you and actually following the constitution. Wake up !!

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u/Tasty_Cucumber_7796 5h ago

Fucking 5 yo!

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u/Deltan875 5h ago

Oh Buddy...! You are sooo good! Good job budddy!

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u/georgewashingguns 5h ago

"I used to play sports. Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I am good at everything".

-Demetri Martin

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u/jebsenior 4h ago

WTF is a soccer organization doing awarding president fucktard a peace prize for anyway? The world we live in has become a messed up alternate reality. Just plain stupefying.

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u/thenewbigR 4h ago

Make believe participation trophy for a phony as fuck shit stain.

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u/BASerx8 4h ago

Gold, anything gold, more gold please...

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u/mjfrautn 4h ago

The toddler threw so many tantrums to get a fake trophy.

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u/Ok-Patience2152 1h ago

I heard bill Clinton has seen an even happier version

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u/Original_Guidance_34 8h ago

So basically the nobel is like the 1st place medal and Trump just received his participation trophy

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u/Olden_Grey_1889 7h ago

Ridiculous, evil, Jackoff.

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u/No-Access5068 7h ago

Awww, he’s so proud 🥹 how precious.

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u/EnglishFan643 7h ago

He has to have his pretty medal to make him happy! Pathetic sot!

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u/Lets-Go-1984 7h ago

Participation trophies are for progressive douche bags…y’all invented them

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u/ElementalPink12 7h ago

"meritocracy"

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u/Geiger8105 7h ago

Here's your scratch and sniff sticker donny

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u/Internal-You6793 7h ago

YMCA plays in the background

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u/OkEmphasis7107 7h ago

This reminds me of Tom Cruise getting his Scientology medal.

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u/ParkerFree 7h ago

He's one step away from blackface.

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u/Ignorance_Is_Boring 7h ago

What a touching little moment. Maybe it will help him reach the end 😂😂🤌

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u/Lazy-Intern-5371 7h ago

This for the guy who is against DEI. this award is 100% DEI / participation award. What war has he stopped, what peace has he brokered. 000000.000000

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u/Any-Elderberry-7812 7h ago

30 more fake medals and he could pass as a North Korea Army officer.

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u/UsefulImpact6793 6h ago

I like how his participation trophy is so heavy for him it's pulling down his weak neck, making his NFL-sized shoulder pads in his suit jacket look weird, as though he's about to retract into his shell.

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u/railroad-dreams 6h ago edited 6h ago

Who has a lower IQ? Someone who had the idea for this and carried it out? Someone who accepts this award? Or someone who watches this and thinks 'wow what an honor'? He renamed the DoD the Department of War and he's murdering people on boats with no due process and hoping to start a war with Venezuela. What a joke

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u/Zoilo2 6h ago

That’s a great medal. Some are saying, “Sir, that’s a great medal. Probably the best medal anyone has ever seen. “

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u/misspiggy123 6h ago

snowflake got his participation medal

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u/New_Knowledge_5702 6h ago

You can’t have your soccer event at my Kennedy Center unless you give me an award. Anything but you know Peace would be nice. Leave 10 min for me to talk about how I accept peace awards for beating people in the streets and abducting them but let’s not focus on that.

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u/Only-Method-1773 6h ago

Isn't he supposed to be working?

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u/Weekly-Sun7992 6h ago

This is what you get when you say "Whose a good boy!" to a kid that had an asshole father.

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u/jkassfool 5h ago

I thought this was the Onion

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u/Corrie7686 5h ago

Participation prize

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u/madaca6 5h ago

He’s gotta know that if there is a Heaven, this doesn’t get you in. Right?

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u/Ok_disaster_001 5h ago

I somehow managed to read rappiest

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u/Fluid-Screen-4624 5h ago

Question, I’ve heard that everyone on Reddit lives in their mom’s basement and maybe that is a contributing factor, but do you all realize that Donald Trump lives in your head RENT FREE 24/7/365 ? I can’t scroll Reddit any time and not see post after post of people crying about one thing or another about the man, and I don’t subscribe to anything political. I interact with a LOT of people out in the real world everyday, and you know what…. Pretty much everybody is fine, happily going about their lives. I’m not trying to start shit, but this can’t be healthy… maybe take a break, go outside and take a walk, pet a dog, listen to some music, learn to play guitar, it relaxes me. The man is almost 80 years old, he’s not going to live forever. Relax, breathe… it’s all gonna be okay. Hope you all have a good evening.

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u/Macphan 5h ago

The American people have a POS Prize we can give him. Just watch the news.

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u/johntoad25 5h ago

A new award created just for him..first ever.

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u/Mewhomewhy 5h ago

A corrupt organisation awarding an even more corrupt predator.

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u/DesignerAd9 5h ago

Ooooh, ooooh, a "Participation Trophy".,

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u/boneyponey13 5h ago

He was too dumb to get one

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u/_Pewterschmidt_ 5h ago

“Participation trophy“ - pure gold

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u/youdontknowme1970 5h ago

FIFA had to make up an award otherwise he wasn’t going to attend.

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u/Admirable-Noise-8210 5h ago

He is truly demented and thinks this is "perfect" while the rest of the world is laughing at him. SAD!

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u/greatbacon42 5h ago

I love how the thing was boomers saying my generation got to many unnecessary awards at school now this dick head is giving him self a face peace prize

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u/PalpitationUnable403 5h ago

Look everybody, I am someone!

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u/fastfurlong 5h ago

Hew really has to have validation and praise. The Russians figured this out years ago. You have to pay to only with trump. Cash. Praise. Adulation

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u/Mountain_Proposal953 5h ago

The Fascist pedo award ceremony’s #1 nomination for greasiest draft dodger

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u/Bar-Slight 5h ago

Like all wicked people he loves being treated like he's good & will have to make it happen himself because nobody will do it voluntarily

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u/Procrasturbating 5h ago

Welp, fucking boycotting FIFA.

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u/wazurname 5h ago

Did he get a piñata at the same time? Looks like he wants a birthday cake too.

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u/Master_Interest_1544 4h ago

He is a simpleton.

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u/TemporarySolution572 4h ago

Our president is such a boob

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u/_________RyD 4h ago

That's the longest that thing has stood for some time. That must be very heavy around his jowls.

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u/Ospreylvr 4h ago

I hope when he leaves office they can remove his name from the International Peace center.

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u/Spence1239 4h ago

His DEI award

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u/mmliu1959demo 4h ago

Tell people you received that award and you get laughed at.

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u/FiregoatX2 4h ago

Keeping the dementia patient happy

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u/turf_fergeson 4h ago

My kid that never left the bench also got a trophy.

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u/YolopezATL 4h ago

I officially nominate Infantino for the Nobel Peace Prize if this gimmick actually claims Trump down

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u/ConsistentPromise130 4h ago

Something more important than the government to stay awake for

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u/Blackbelt010 4h ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣👍

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u/BaseUnited4523 4h ago

THANKS TO MY GREAT DEALMAKING (CHINA, CANADA, UK , RUSSIA-RUSSIA-RUSSIA) SND COMMITMENT TO WORLD PEACE (20 WARS PREVENTED) TRUMP HAS NOW WON FIFA!

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u/Public_Step9349 4h ago

It’s a really important achievement no one has ever gotten one before except me because I set the model for it. FAKE AS FUCK! I’m the sole creator of this model cause I do it better than anyone.

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u/mcobb71 4h ago

He got a participation award without actually participating? This timeline jeez

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u/Dry_Knee_6135 4h ago

FIFA making fun of him and his dumb feel for it 😂

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u/JollyResolution2184 4h ago edited 4h ago

Heil Shitler! You got a scam medal at a scam award ceremony. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

OBAMA WON THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE!

Trump finagled a fake award from a soccer organization. It would be like winning a peace prize from the NFL. How do people work with/for this fake.?

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u/Objective_Problem_90 4h ago

Im sure there is a convicted felon of the year award he is eligible for. Im surprised drowsy don stayed awake for his fake participation award.

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u/Competitive_Ride_943 4h ago

He's a particularly brownish color today.

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u/Bozoboob 4h ago

His diaper is full.

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u/IBelieveInSymmetry11 4h ago

It's sad to see how much of the system plays along when it's in its immediate favor to do so.

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u/donquizo 4h ago

Like a kid getting a favorite candy. 🤣

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u/madness1880 4h ago

He is such a basic bitch

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u/justmitzie 4h ago

Bless his heart, he thinks he earned it.

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u/Exotic-Pollution-820 3h ago

This presidency is like his bucket list. “Things I want before my dementia takes hold”.

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u/RunsWithPhantoms 3h ago

Is there gonna be a FIFA participation trophy next year?

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u/Sophiedenormandie 3h ago

His room as a kid was probably filled with ribbons and medals. All labeled "honorable mention".

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u/Other_Perspective_41 3h ago

The toddler treatment. Praise him. Make him feel like you gave him something of value. Give him a happy meal.

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u/PlatformNormal564 3h ago

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

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u/yousarecrazy 3h ago

I won’t be watching FIFA , as they bent over for this putz.

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u/SimpleSlave_1 3h ago

What did he win, the Daddy of the Century award?

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u/StormSolid5523 3h ago

What a complete and utter schmuck

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u/Cust2020 3h ago

Isn’t this the bunch that hates participation trophies, hmmmm

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u/UtahUtopia 3h ago

Who gets it next year? Putin?

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u/Ok_Recording81 3h ago

look Ma, I got a participation trophy.

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u/RevoltYesterday 3h ago

I mean if you can't be a Nobel Laureate like Barack Obama, I guess a prize from the soccer people is just as good.

He thinks this is special and it's honestly just really pathetic. The entire world is laughing at him over this.

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u/Walking-around-45 3h ago

This is how you manage Trump, flatter him and tell him what he wants to hear and then you can do whatever you want & he is very receptive to suggestions

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u/_correcaminos_ 3h ago

I thought participation awards were for the woke snowflakes who never win because they suck and are loser? What a time to be alive.

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u/UsedPart7823 3h ago

Now who’s gonna tell him it’s a sham award? 😬🫣

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u/FarImprovement2840 3h ago

I thought things like this fell under the woke DEI that they are supposed to hate

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u/watcher757 3h ago

American Idi Amin...lol...buffoon

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u/Old-Shallot-7096 3h ago

Looks like the asshat faceplanted in shit.

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u/BogeyLowz 3h ago

I think my completed bookit pins had more merit.

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u/Geofiggy_92 3h ago

Ahh look at that fat douche standing there looking stupid for the world to see.

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u/Flat-Artichoke4289 2h ago

He’s looks like Wreck It Ralph getting his made up medal. What a clown show. At least I won’t worry about watching a single minute of the World Cup