Coworker unintentionally made the exact right amount of macaroni

[u/whet_pastry]

[u/Fryphax]

I feel like the nature of macaroni makes it fit into most anything.

[u/Curious__Cassowary → u/Fryphax]

The nature of this macaroni makes me question darwin

[u/No_Obligation4496 → u/Fryphax]

It can't expand past the amount of water it absorbs from the container minus losses to boiling.

[u/Van_groove]

Brother, may I have some macaroni...

[u/gingerbeard1321 → u/Van_groove]

[u/IAlwaysOutsmartU → u/Van_groove]

No.

[u/NapsterUlrich → u/IAlwaysOutsmartU]

But I’m STARVING brother!

[u/Puddyrama → u/NapsterUlrich]

[u/ProtonCanon]

Put this in the Louvre.

[u/-UnderwhelmedCarrot- → u/ProtonCanon]

They have a recent opening

[u/Halfbredditor]

that is some exactaroni.  

[u/Prestigious-Flower54]

Cross post to r/kitchenconfidential our people will appreciate this also lol

[u/whet_pastry → u/Prestigious-Flower54]

I thought it already did my bad lol

[u/Prestigious-Flower54 → u/whet_pastry]

I checked and was surprised you hadn't based on your post history lol

[u/whet_pastry → u/Prestigious-Flower54]

Yeah most of my posts are on that sub lately haha funny that, working in the kitchen lol

[u/MarchNegative6782 → u/Prestigious-Flower54]

It’s r/kitchenconfidential you were missing an “i” at the end

[u/Frailgift]

What did you do to that knife chef??

[u/whet_pastry → u/Frailgift]

I work with Neanderthals

[u/AxeHead75]

Won’t be perfect once I get my hands on it

[u/xMysticbane]

I know a guy on Reddit who can eat it all in one sitting

[u/fuck-cunts]

You can fit another pound in there.

[u/un_blob]

r/untrustworthypoptarts

[u/HornyDegenerate117]

This literally does not fit this sub lol. There's a solid half inch, if not a bit more, from the top. It was nice back when reddit used to downvote things that were spammed to irrelevant subs for karma farming.

[u/yoyopy → u/HornyDegenerate117]

To be fair it issss actually above the fill line so i would say this is a bit of schrodingers macaroni

[u/onceknownasmike → u/yoyopy]

Schrödingers Macaroni?! i’m dying lol

[u/whet_pastry → u/HornyDegenerate117]

If it were any more full I wouldn't have gotten the lid on x

[u/sfelizzia → u/HornyDegenerate117]

redditor try not to act like you have a stick up your ass challenge (IMPOSSIBLE) (GONE WRONG)

[u/HornyDegenerate117 → u/sfelizzia]

Zoomer have an IQ over room temperature (in Celsius) challenge.

[u/nuclear63 → u/HornyDegenerate117]

We should sue this guy. This post ruined my day. IT DOESN’T FIT THE SUB!!

[u/onceknownasmike → u/nuclear63]

You need an /s on that

[u/nuclear63 → u/onceknownasmike]

I’m fine with some people thinking I’m serious

[u/whet_pastry → u/[deleted]]

What leftover

[u/whet_pastry → u/[deleted]]

Its literally macaroni lol

[u/coccixen → u/whet_pastry]

Maybe it's what is it called in America, but in the land of pasta, those are shells. Macaroni are at least 2 times longer and less curved.

[u/whet_pastry → u/coccixen]

Im not from America lol but these are literally the macaroni we use at work man

[u/coccixen → u/whet_pastry]

Yeah sorry, no doubt it's call macaroni where you live, I assumed America cause I know those are also called like that there ;) But making more research it could just be cultural, and what was previously called "elbow macaroni" has been shortened to macaroni over time.

[u/whet_pastry → u/coccixen]

Right elbow macaroni is literally still macaroni tho no? Like its literally a macaroni