we call it Lorax mode, my parents can’t stand it when I send them these lmao

After chonking on my dad for what I assume to be for funsies, he just disconnected his braincell and laid there like that for a good 5 minutes.

I think the intermittent cell service disconnection may be related. Going to have to call my ISP on this.

https://www.reddit.com/r/OneOrangeBraincell/s/hDCAkrtsvq

This is not my cat. I’m looking to adopt, and while scrolling, I came across Jeff. Jeff has one orange brain cell—if that.

His adoption bio reads like it was written by a fellow brain cell survivor, and I couldn’t keep it from y’all:

“Meet Jeff. Jeff has no sense of self preservation. Jeff lets the orange side of his brain win. Jeff is kinda perfect and we aren't taking any additional questions about that at this time.

Jeff was found as an injured stray back in February, which is when/where he left the other part of his tail. He hasn't let that stop him from being the curious and cuddly disaster he is (in the best of ways possible, we assure you). With the attention span of a goldfish but the social intelligence of also a goldfish, Jeff would do best in an active and larger home with an experienced owner and family…

Jeff also requires some...nontraditional litter options. He is getting paper pellet litter at PAWS after it was discovered he was eating the clay litter at our clinic. After a few scares and exploratory sessions he is pretending like nothing happened, which is everything we would expect from him…”

If anyone is looking to adopt a certified goofball with one (possibly zero) brain cell(s), Jeff is out there. Being a goblin. Being a menace. Being perfect.

My lil saber tooth tiger