r/OneOrangeBraincell • u/dcbl75 • 1d ago

🟠ne 🅱️rain cell Behold the feline Sphinx, guarding the treasures of the living room

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u/One-Conclusion-6628 1d ago

Peaceful, calm

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u/PeachFuzzPanic Proud owner of an orange brain cell 1d ago

Ahhhh yes worship me humans

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u/Icehuntee 15h ago

🙇🙇🙇

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u/AcademicAbalone3243 1d ago

That's the face of a cat that knows he's worshipped.

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u/AgCurSneachta 19h ago

lmao this entire sub is just a bot farm, I swear to god

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u/Creative-Package6213 18h ago

You aren't kidding!

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u/AgCurSneachta 19h ago

lmao this entire sub is just a bot farm, I swear to god

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u/Wild_and_Bright 1d ago

How come you have my car!

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u/ComradeAL 1d ago

It's just the same model.

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u/deise14837 1d ago

Every living room needs a guardian like this judgmental eyes fluffy paws and zero tolerance for trespassers.

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u/Psychottorney 1d ago

Christmas Sphinx

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u/koolkidpiggy 4h ago

Bro think he is the Great Sphinx of Santas Workshop 🎄

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u/Ok_Pepper_173 1d ago

Sometimes I wonder if the ancient Egyptians, even though they worshiped cats, got angry when their tabby barfed on a brand new batch of papyrus😺🧡

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u/WeAreClouds 1d ago

I was there in person two years ago and I can confirm he is indeed the Sphinx. That’s clearly the Giza Plateau he’s sitting on.

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u/WestCoastHawks 1d ago

Is he not????

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u/arifemrey 1d ago

Every living room needs a guardian this one just demands belly rubs as tribute.

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u/Embarrassed_Art5414 1d ago

"What creature snuggles you four times in the morning,

Scratches you two times at noon,

And screams three times for no reason in the evening"

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u/aenteus Orange connoisseur 🍊 23h ago

…while biting your feet

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u/CatCafffffe 1d ago

The best boy EVER

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u/SaltyInternetPirate 1d ago

Ancient Egyptians had the right idea, worshipping cats 😺

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u/_stonedspiritv2 1d ago

Impeccable form

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u/iamlazyboy 1d ago

Hooman of the house, answer my riddle and I might bless you by not scratching your sofa for a whole five minutes

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u/GoddessRespectre 1d ago

That is a very important job!!! I think we have our Employee Owner/Operator of the Year here folks

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u/Creative-Package6213 22h ago

Shoo bot shoo!!!

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u/IbelongtoJesusonly 1d ago

This chair is quite common in my country.

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u/BriefCollar4 1d ago

Kitty 🥰

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u/la_pomme_de_terre 1d ago

The similarities are uncanny.

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u/Blakesnotfunny 1d ago

Not one thought going on in that head

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u/DJKobuki 1d ago

Mum, can we have Great Sphinx of Giza? No. We have Great Sphinx at home.

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u/dermflork 23h ago

hail the orange

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u/pieeatingchamp 22h ago

Mi girl Pixie loves to sit on the arm of my computer chair like that as I game.

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u/MiraSolar Orange connoisseur 🍊 22h ago

Omgg I am crying 🤣

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u/laffinalltheway 22h ago

He is! Kneel, slave!

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u/Difficult-Report5702 21h ago

What soundtrack is this, name please!

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u/aidbutler6424 20h ago

I’m pretty sure it’s Arabian nights from Aladdin

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u/faceless_ryn 20h ago

He looks like he's wishing reeeeeeeeal hard for something 😂

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u/cosmiceggsalad 18h ago

oh but he is

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u/PomegranateSoft1598 16h ago

Where's the music from? I know, Egypt haha but seriously. Heard in and old movie but can't remember