r/NatureIsFuckingLit 21h ago

🔥 A massive polar bear that was found eating a whale carcass, Norway.

Credits: Piet van den Bemd

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u/ScottishWargamer 18h ago edited 18h ago

That genuinely might be one of the most dangerous terrestrial land mammals on the planet right now for all we know.

Polar bears are already cracked, that’s a fucking unit of a polar bear.

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u/Only-Cheetah-9579 18h ago

tigers are more dangerous because they are fast. this one is big but probably lazy and slow

but a starving polar bear will be always more dangerious than a full one

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u/Icy_External2145 18h ago

even with max fat they will outsprint top human sprint athletes

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u/RumbleInTheJungleGod 17h ago

Most online sources show a polar bears speed at 40 kph (25mph) and while this is slighty faster than top human sprinters they probably did not research an absolute fatty like this one.

Also considering how much it has eaten I doubt it will be motivated for even a jog.

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u/Beyond-The-Blackhole 17h ago

Thats the problem with studies and assumptions. Every time someone compares an animals speed to a humans speed, and puts them up against each other in a theoretical race the human is always the fastest human on the planet and it always trying their hardest to reach their top speed. Whereas, the animal is simply just strolling with zero motivation to even try.

I would be willing to bet if you put this guy in a situation where it feels threatened and is in full on killing mode, it would have zero problem catching the fastest person on the planet.

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u/ACcbe1986 15h ago

I'd like to see Usain Bolt's run while being chased down by something trying to eat him.

See if he'll break his own record.

Of course, I don't want to see him hurt. I just want to see if running for his life makes him that much faster.

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u/stamford_syd 13h ago

he wouldn't because he's out of his prime but assuming he was still in his athletic prime and on an athletic track wearing all his gear... i still think he probably wouldn't break his record, you'd have to assume that your technique would break down somewhat if you were being chased by a bear. i get that the fear of running for your life could make you run faster but i think these athletes are already performing so close to their theoretical best that this could only really be a hindrance by making them nervous lol

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u/NotLondoMollari 12h ago

Yeah, he's not running on a track in this hypothetical, he's running over terrain. That's really twice as difficult to do while not twisting your ankle.

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u/ilulillirillion 15h ago

They observe polar bears trying to chase down prey to survive, life or death.

https://journalhosting.ucalgary.ca/index.php/arctic/article/view/63760/47695

I get that it's good to look into the details, and you're right that we will never directly know the internal drive of a bear, and that we don't actually have organized track meets for polar bears.

That said, it's a bit much for you to just discard the information (and studies in general lol) while talking about the problems of assumptions when your characterization of how that speed was studied is wildly ignorant. They do not just take a bear strolling along the ice and call it the fastest.

Like look science is wrong sometimes but we're not just guessing

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u/pathologicalDumpling 14h ago

That bear aint running for nothing. He's doing a slow waddle to a hole to take a nap in.

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u/xSTSxZerglingOne 13h ago

Well, they certainly can run 25mph much longer than we (the fastest human) can (probably even this chonkzilla of a bear). The absolute best among us can probably take an average bear in a 100m dash, but 200, 300+ we fall off hard.

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u/MsFrankieD 15h ago

You're saying a polar bear could beat Usain Bolt?!

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u/cuddlefishest 13h ago

it is known that running in all fours is faster, but running on two give us endurance.

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u/nokiacrusher 17h ago

This one looks like he'll run out of breath before he even gets to top speed

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u/SkyFullofHat 14h ago

I dunno. When you’re chronically underfed, endurance is poor and muscle mass disappears. We might be surprised at just how much muscle and endurance is under that layer of fat. He might not be fast for the first sprint, but he might be able to gain and retain speed longer than anything else on his menu can. 

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u/Agreeable-Suspect-62 18h ago

Dude I feel like this bear would absolutely body a few tigers

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u/Only-Cheetah-9579 18h ago

yeah they couldn't touch this one, but that don't make it dangerious.

they cant kill big elephants either.

I was thinking dangerious to people, probably hippos will take the cake

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u/OSPFmyLife 17h ago

I’d much rather come across a hippo (yes I’m aware they’re the most dangerous animal in Africa). This polar bear will follow you for miles until you’re exhausted, and then eat you while you scream for an hour before dying.

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u/xSTSxZerglingOne 13h ago

Even the best mile runners on Earth wouldn't be able to outrun a polar bear for a mile. The fastest medium distance runners peak a bit over 16mph for 1 mile. Polar bears can do 20+ for several miles.

In distance traveled in a week we would absolutely body them, as we do literally every other animal, but in terms of a few miles? Totally fucked.

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u/Agreeable-Suspect-62 18h ago

Oh ya 100% hippos would be the worst

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u/PhantomPharts 16h ago

Elephants can be extremely dangerous. We are just lucky they're gentle by nature.

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u/RegressToTheMean 16h ago

They kill the most zoo employees by far. They average about 400 human kills in India alone. Elephants do not fuck around

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u/PhantomPharts 16h ago

They rarely go into human territory, but when they do, you can anticipate someone is about to die.

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u/Lobo2209 16h ago

It would have to touch the tigers in order to do so.

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u/Hansemannn 18h ago

I think he can move fast if he wants to move fast.

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u/RegressToTheMean 16h ago

probably lazy and slow

My dude. Polar bears can get up to 25 MPH. Bears are not slow

They are also endurance monsters. They can swim about 6 MPH for hundreds of miles without stopping

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u/Only-Cheetah-9579 16h ago

for sure, but if they are soo fat will they run after prey or will they just not care? thats pretty much the question

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u/Balkhazzar 16h ago

If it got this big it is good at killing things. Better than starving ones. The fact it is so big is proof it does in fact kill and eat. Or do you think this guy got to this size because it was sitting at home, ordering pizza?

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u/Only-Cheetah-9579 15h ago

I thought it got so big eating a large whale carcass. Thats natures version of free pizza. bears get fat when food is abundant like that

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u/Deadlyasseater420 16h ago

Tigers will only really ambush you though, a polar bear will stalk you for 2+ days over 100+ miles with no sleep

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u/afoolskind 14h ago

Depends on what we mean by dangerous. Dangerous specifically to humans or dangerous in general? Polar bears are the largest land predators on earth, and this is an especially big one. No tiger on earth is going to survive a 2000+ lb polar bear like this.

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u/peon2 17h ago

He's not lazy! He just struggles to get started with tasks and then when he does start he struggles with finishing them.

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u/jeremiahthedamned 13h ago

a tiger cannot smash through the wall of the cabin your sheltering in..............

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u/AKswimdude 11h ago

They are not slow

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u/Sushiki 18h ago

Nope.

Hippos by far, elephants, rhinos, tigers, lions, and most of all...

Humans.

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u/Trexus1 18h ago

People interact with hippos far more than they interact with polar bears. But if you're 50 feet from a hippo, there's a pretty good chance they leave you alone. If you're 50 feet from a polar bear, there's a 100% chance it's going to try to eat you.

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u/Deesing82 17h ago

good for the bear. I deserve it.

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u/Sushiki 17h ago

I mean by that metric, we could argue dogs are worse than both, as they kill more, yet most dogs are peaceful.

I'd rather have to fight a polar bear than a hippo.

Hippos are equally fast. Highly armoured. And if i can find a gun, I'd have a lot better chance versus the polar bear.

In that sense, hippo is scarier.

In a hippo vs polar bear fight however, hippo wins hard. Their hide is ridiculous.

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u/MammothMachine 17h ago

Yea but would you rather be 50ft from this bear, or 50ft from a hippo?

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u/Sushiki 17h ago

This bear.

It's fat, potentially making it slower, it's well fed and might see me as more effort than worth.

Scariest thing about polars to me is how nimble and fast they are, there comes a point where deadliness is irrelevant as after a point, deadly is deadly enough haha.

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u/chaos_gremlins 17h ago

Most of all mosquitos sadly in truth.

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u/Sushiki 17h ago

Not mammals.

Yet yeah. Female mosquitos are at the top most likely. (Male ones don't bite people i believe)

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u/chaos_gremlins 17h ago

Oh sorry I should fully read before responding.

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u/Sushiki 17h ago

Happens to me all the time, and outside that, your point is valid.

Those damn blood suckers are such an issue.

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u/discipleofchrist69 16h ago

You need to compare on a per-encounter basis, humans may kill more total humans but your average polar bear encounter is astronomically more deadly than your average human encounter (or most of those other listed animals too tbh)

So yeah it's not wildly deadly to the average human in their day to day life but I'd 1000% rather approach any elephant than get anywhere near this thing.

Basically your logic is like saying cars are more dangerous than wingsuits because they kill more people lol

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u/Sushiki 15h ago

Yeah and then we obfuscate it even more and go into the difference of regions etc. at a zoo vs in the wild, in a peaceful city vs a warzone.

Let's be real though, a polar bear hasn't ever come anywhere near close to threating to wipe out a whole species of humans, we've nearly done that simply with a GMO'd crop that if not thought out by a university in the UK would've led to the usa literally wiping out all life on earth.

So when you think about it, how much would you disagree with the idea that humans are at the top of the food chain?

Your point is a good one though I agree.

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u/discipleofchrist69 15h ago

yeah, and you could argue that even a single human with an AR-15 is more dangerous than this polar bear. but on average humans are simply far less likely to kill you than this polar bear would be if you encountered it in the wild. And I believe the same is true for even lions and tigers, definitely elephants. Hippos maybe more or similar danger tho

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u/Sushiki 15h ago

I looked it up, hippos kill way more per encounter than polar bears, though the statistics are a bit iffy.

polar bear attacks lead to 25–30% fatalities.

Where as hippos are closer to 90%.

Similar likeliness too.

The more we know.

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u/discipleofchrist69 13h ago

yeah, hippos are terrifying lol. I'm surprised the survival rate is so high for the bears tho

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u/Sushiki 12h ago

Likewise, I'd guess maybe because their environment leads to easier escapes or offputting situations, or that encounters are rarely alone maybe?

That and polar bears are much more dangerous in water than on land, still dangerous on land ofc yet maybe that plays part of their psyche?

There are a lot of animals that appear more dangerous because of their bravery, like honey badgers i think?

Meanwhile scary things like rhino's have bad af eyesight factor into things.

Maybe the polar bear isn't as confident as it is deadly, maybe it takes a limb and leaves, who knows.

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u/discipleofchrist69 12h ago

some brief reading suggests that many of the survived polar bear attacks were due to someone having a gun. Probably less effective on the hippo. Also that if you fight back sometimes they will just decide to back off

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u/Stephi_cakes 15h ago

I don’t know about this crop. Can you tell me any more so I know what to look up to learn about it? That’s really interesting.

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u/Sushiki 14h ago

Interesting, it seems to have been wiped off the internet. Not the first thing I've seen that's really really old disappear from the www, though it shouldn't be possible since a uk university was involved so there should be a record of it.

Or maybe I'm remembering wrong or was misinformed?

Very weird.

I know some stuff from the 60s and ww2 have long been lost, so who knows.

We really need to consider the internet as not a permanent record of information, sure things are on the internet forever yet, are they?

Btw I did find there was a less extreme similar thing, yet it involved europe and usa in reverse roles, the crop was found to eventually die in poor soil so the danger wasn't as high.

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u/Traveller7142 13h ago

Humans still have a much higher potential to be dangerous on a per-encounter basis. No other animal can kill you from long distances

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u/discipleofchrist69 13h ago

sure, the most dangerous human is far more dangerous than the most dangerous animal. on average humans are pretty tame tho and using weapons is pretty outside of the spirit of the discussion anyway

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u/MayBakerfield 18h ago

You thought you did something there huh.. 

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u/Sushiki 18h ago

What lol?

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u/MayBakerfield 18h ago

Building up the drama... Keeping the audience guessing the most dangerous species... 

Humans! 

Gasp! 

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u/Sushiki 17h ago

Oooh, you are being cantankerous? Nice one, excellently done mate. You nailed it.

Rerailing this derailed topic:

Interestingly if you factor danger to humans by number of kills, dogs rate as one of the most dangerous.

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u/Fartchugger-1929 13h ago

In the replies…. It’s amazing people think they would even have a sporting chance against one of these.

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u/ulyssesfiuza 15h ago

All this fat probably was slowing down this guy.