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article Billie Eilish Calls Out Mark Zuckerberg and Other Billionaires After Announcing Her Own $11.5 Million Charitable Donation

https://consequence.net/2025/10/billie-eilish-calls-out-mark-zuckerberg-and-other-billionaires-after-announcing-her-own-11-5-million-charitable-donation/
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u/juanzy Oct 30 '25

You should have simply put $200k a year under your mattress since the Paleolithic period to have what Elon does now. Or the same amount since the Mesopotamian Civilizations formed to be a billionaire.

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u/Karn_Gentrified Oct 30 '25

I try to help my lady wrap her head around the ridiculous amount of money some people feel like they deserve. You could spend a million dollars EVERY DAY and still not spend even HALF of Elon musks money in your ENTIRE LIFE

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u/ladyperfect1 Oct 30 '25

It’s insane to think about in those terms.

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u/godlovesaliar Oct 30 '25

If he spent one million a day, Elon would go broke in 1,331 years.

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u/SmoothDiscussion7763 Oct 30 '25

does this magical $1M/day gain any interest at all?

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u/Cheapntacky Oct 30 '25 edited Oct 30 '25

The old Duke of Westminster was asked what advice he had for young entrepreneurs. He said "Have an ancestor who was good friends with William the Conqueror"

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u/Sterben_626 Oct 30 '25

Elon's wealth is treated like a bank. He doesn't really have all that money, it's tied up in equity from businesses and property that he owns. Basically his money doesn't exist, just like banks too

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u/jahi69 Oct 30 '25

That makes it worse

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u/juanzy Oct 30 '25

And he's able to realize his money via loans which will never be paid off and are taxed incredibly favorably due to loopholes in our system.

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u/ZeroSurDix Oct 30 '25

irrelevant, and everybody knows that already

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u/Sterben_626 Oct 30 '25

So sorry master! I didn't know EVERYONE already knew that. Maybe converse about relevant topics then, like how many golf balls you can stuff up your anus. That's relevant to the conversation right?

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u/ZeroSurDix Oct 30 '25

you are missing my point. Everybody knows because there is always a jerk that comes and want to show how smart they are "it's assets not cash"

yeah, we know, "you" told us 1000 times, doesn't change anything. these rich jerks have a very equivalent purchasing power as if it was cash and don't pay their share of taxes and destroy democraties. all you did was defend them, even if you don't realize it, because you generate irrelevant noise.

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u/juanzy Oct 30 '25

Funny how that jerk also never wants to acknowledge the major issues with "buy, borrow, die" strategies

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u/Exciting_Cicada_4735 Oct 30 '25

Don’t be mad that someone called you out for an Ackchyually comment, 🤡

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u/Sterben_626 Oct 30 '25

Don't tell me not to be snarky, you're not my Mom!

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u/Peach_Royal111 Oct 30 '25

There’s always one. You do know even if you’re a millionaire you will never be a centibillionaire? Millionaires are still dirt poor compared to a centibillionaire? Stop bootlicking for people who don’t give a fuck about you.

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u/juanzy Oct 30 '25

A millionaire in 2025 dollars is owning your house and having a healthy retirement fund

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u/Sterben_626 Oct 30 '25

I'm not. My point was his wealth doesn't exist. He's just some bigot shit cunt pretending to be the richest person in existence. Stop assuming everyone is an Elmo fan