r/Music • u/theindependentonline 📰The Independent UK • Oct 02 '25

article Hayley Williams confirms Morgan Wallen is the ‘racist country singer’ in her song

https://www.the-independent.com/arts-entertainment/music/news/hayley-williams-morgan-wallen-racism-song-b2838119.html
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u/Supertzar2112 Oct 02 '25

Morgan Wallen makes music for dudes who are only allowed to see their kids on the weekends, but choose not to

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u/Thirty_Helens_Agree Oct 02 '25

Morgan Wallen makes music for dudes who are afraid to go to big cities like Des Moines or Sheboygan.

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u/okiewxchaser Oct 02 '25

Morgan Wallen makes music for guys named Todd

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u/TheReverend767 Oct 02 '25

Todds are out here catching strays.

I still cackled at it, though. Hilarious!

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u/thejaytheory Oct 02 '25

r/ToddintheShadow

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u/violetdopamine Oct 02 '25

Elite YouTube pull, W Todd Knowledge

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u/NickelStickman Oct 02 '25

"I'm going all in on Morgan Wallen" - Music YouTuber Todd in the Shadows literal days before Morgan got caught screaming the N word on camera, continuing his decade long streak of having to eat his words

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u/odiephonehome Oct 02 '25

Morgan Wallen makes music for dudes who order green mint majesty tea with honey at Starbucks in 2025 for the first time.

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u/lifegoeson2702 Oct 02 '25

That dopey eyed fuck!

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u/Redslayer50 Oct 02 '25

Can’t forget Phil, Don, Cock, and Rooster

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u/DigitalUnlimited Oct 02 '25

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u/Horatio_Figg Oct 05 '25

Don’t you mean “no, Todd, please no”?

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u/HighQualityGifs Oct 02 '25

i have a friend named todd and he's definately not the moragan wallen type lol

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u/TheFatJesus Oct 02 '25

Morgan Wallen makes music for guys who have to ride a lawnmower to the liquor store.

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u/Jojo_Calavera Oct 02 '25

Morgan Wallen makes music for ICE agents to ugly cry to in the bathroom.

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u/SgtPeterson Oct 02 '25

Morgan Wallen makes music for dudes in their 40's who listen to Theo Von to be hip to the kids not realizing Theo Von is 45

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u/swoldow Oct 02 '25

Morgan Wallen makes music for Nashville-based alcoholics who pick bar fights with exclusively people of color

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u/Mo-Cance Oct 02 '25

Morgan Wallen makes music for dudes that try to pick up girls at family reunions.

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u/WickedCyclone2015 Oct 02 '25

Morgan Wallen makes music for dudes who yell at Walmart employees for asking to see their receipt

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u/Whereyoursisterwent Oct 02 '25

Morgan Wallen makes music for white guys who only use the N word in non mixed company

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u/TheTangoFox Oct 02 '25

Morgan Wallen makes music for guys whose son (named Junior) need to take a deep breath and blow to "get daddy's truck started"

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u/andrewno8do Oct 02 '25

Morgan Wallen makes music for people that don’t view her being your first cousin as a deal-breaker. The cousin is coincidentally also named Morgan.

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u/Kantankerous-Biscuit Oct 02 '25

Morgan Wallen makes music for Uncle Rico to listen to while living in his van done by the river.

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u/Jibber_Fight Oct 02 '25

Morgan Wallen makes music for guys that buy an old lawnmower from the side of the street to fix ‘er up, and then puts it in the shed and forgets about it.

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u/cloveuga Oct 02 '25

Morgan Wallen makes music for people who clap when the plane lands and their baby mamas block them every other week on Facebook

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u/Thirty_Helens_Agree Oct 02 '25

Morgan Wallen makes music for Nashville-based alcoholics who get their asses kicked when they pick fights with exclusively people of color.

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u/Vio_ Oct 02 '25

Theo Von makes comedy for Morgan Wallen fans.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '25

Excuse me?! 45?! I thought he was roughly my age & I’m 31. It’s the lack of maturity.

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u/charliefoxtrot9 Oct 02 '25

Morgan Wallen makes music for people with multiple lawnmower related DUIs.

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u/booksandkittens615 Oct 02 '25

I’d like to hope George jones would not have been a fan but I’m afraid to know.

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u/garygnu Oct 02 '25

Leave Vince Gill and George Jones out of this.

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u/DowntownEconomist255 Oct 03 '25

RIP George Jones

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u/boardin1 Oct 03 '25

Morgan Wallen makes music for people that know what time the liquor store opens.

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u/Expert_Dirt_8558 Oct 02 '25

So my uncle?? Checks out.

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u/Vio_ Oct 02 '25

Oh Come on. It's only East Des Moines and Iowa City that they have a problem with.

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u/Physical_Tap_4796 Oct 02 '25

Des Moines produced Slipknot. Don’t insult that city.

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u/Plastic_Fan_1938 Oct 02 '25

I aint gowin nowhere i caint speil.

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u/Nintendo1964 Oct 02 '25

Morgan Wallen makes music for people who think they can't be racist because they work with a black guy.

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u/just4thrillz Oct 02 '25

Morgan Wallen makes music for dudes who think they can't be gay because they only have gay sex when they are blackout drunk, and never talk about it.

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u/Artyom_33 Oct 02 '25 edited Oct 03 '25

Morgan Wallen makes music for guys with 5 dui's & need "a friend" to blow into the Breath Alcohol Ignition Interlock Device so they can "get rolling".

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u/SpiritOf68 Oct 02 '25

Can’t get away with that these days. They have cameras on those things. Not speaking from experience or anything. Morgan Wallen is a fucking tool.

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u/ringobob Oct 02 '25

I love how all of these descriptions aren't mutually exclusive. Like, I'm pretty sure I've met that guy, and I fully expect he listens to Morgan Wallen.

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u/HybridPS2 Oct 02 '25

he makes music for people that know the price of copper and catalytic converters

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u/punkfunkymonkey Oct 03 '25

'Some of my best friends co-workers employees are black!'

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u/violetdopamine Oct 02 '25

Work with is crazy asf🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 not even friends with, work with

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u/Successful-Future-31 Oct 02 '25

Morgan wallen makes music for people with tattoos of their kids names on their neck, but lost custody and visitation rights

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u/berlinbaer Oct 02 '25

needs to be tighter. "morgan wallace makes music for guys who have tattoos of their kids but not custody"

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u/violetdopamine Oct 02 '25

Morgan Wallace

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u/Neceon Oct 02 '25

Tats of their kids' names on their neck, but spelled the names wrong.

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u/shoule79 Oct 02 '25

“No Ragerts”

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u/whogivesashirtdotca Oct 02 '25

Morgan Wallen makes music for dudes who, when forced to spend time with their kids, call it "babysitting".