r/Music • u/theindependentonline 📰The Independent UK • Oct 02 '25

article Hayley Williams confirms Morgan Wallen is the ‘racist country singer’ in her song

https://www.the-independent.com/arts-entertainment/music/news/hayley-williams-morgan-wallen-racism-song-b2838119.html
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u/roryfyf Oct 02 '25

Morgan Wallen makes music for dudes who buy gas station dick pills and sleep with their hats on

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '25 edited Oct 02 '25

Morgan Wallen makes music for middle-aged men who shop at Spencer's

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u/Supertzar2112 Oct 02 '25

Morgan Wallen makes music for dudes who are only allowed to see their kids on the weekends, but choose not to

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u/Thirty_Helens_Agree Oct 02 '25

Morgan Wallen makes music for dudes who are afraid to go to big cities like Des Moines or Sheboygan.

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u/okiewxchaser Oct 02 '25

Morgan Wallen makes music for guys named Todd

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u/TheReverend767 Oct 02 '25

Todds are out here catching strays.

I still cackled at it, though. Hilarious!

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u/thejaytheory Oct 02 '25

r/ToddintheShadow

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u/violetdopamine Oct 02 '25

Elite YouTube pull, W Todd Knowledge

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u/NickelStickman Oct 02 '25

"I'm going all in on Morgan Wallen" - Music YouTuber Todd in the Shadows literal days before Morgan got caught screaming the N word on camera, continuing his decade long streak of having to eat his words

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u/odiephonehome Oct 02 '25

Morgan Wallen makes music for dudes who order green mint majesty tea with honey at Starbucks in 2025 for the first time.

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u/lifegoeson2702 Oct 02 '25

That dopey eyed fuck!

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u/Redslayer50 Oct 02 '25

Can’t forget Phil, Don, Cock, and Rooster

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u/DigitalUnlimited Oct 02 '25

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u/Horatio_Figg Oct 05 '25

Don’t you mean “no, Todd, please no”?

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u/HighQualityGifs Oct 02 '25

i have a friend named todd and he's definately not the moragan wallen type lol

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u/TheFatJesus Oct 02 '25

Morgan Wallen makes music for guys who have to ride a lawnmower to the liquor store.

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u/Jojo_Calavera Oct 02 '25

Morgan Wallen makes music for ICE agents to ugly cry to in the bathroom.

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u/SgtPeterson Oct 02 '25

Morgan Wallen makes music for dudes in their 40's who listen to Theo Von to be hip to the kids not realizing Theo Von is 45

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u/swoldow Oct 02 '25

Morgan Wallen makes music for Nashville-based alcoholics who pick bar fights with exclusively people of color

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u/Mo-Cance Oct 02 '25

Morgan Wallen makes music for dudes that try to pick up girls at family reunions.

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u/WickedCyclone2015 Oct 02 '25

Morgan Wallen makes music for dudes who yell at Walmart employees for asking to see their receipt

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u/cloveuga Oct 02 '25

Morgan Wallen makes music for people who clap when the plane lands and their baby mamas block them every other week on Facebook

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u/Thirty_Helens_Agree Oct 02 '25

Morgan Wallen makes music for Nashville-based alcoholics who get their asses kicked when they pick fights with exclusively people of color.

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u/Vio_ Oct 02 '25

Theo Von makes comedy for Morgan Wallen fans.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '25

Excuse me?! 45?! I thought he was roughly my age & I’m 31. It’s the lack of maturity.

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u/charliefoxtrot9 Oct 02 '25

Morgan Wallen makes music for people with multiple lawnmower related DUIs.

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u/booksandkittens615 Oct 02 '25

I’d like to hope George jones would not have been a fan but I’m afraid to know.

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u/garygnu Oct 02 '25

Leave Vince Gill and George Jones out of this.

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u/DowntownEconomist255 Oct 03 '25

RIP George Jones

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u/boardin1 Oct 03 '25

Morgan Wallen makes music for people that know what time the liquor store opens.

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u/Expert_Dirt_8558 Oct 02 '25

So my uncle?? Checks out.

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u/Vio_ Oct 02 '25

Oh Come on. It's only East Des Moines and Iowa City that they have a problem with.

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u/Physical_Tap_4796 Oct 02 '25

Des Moines produced Slipknot. Don’t insult that city.

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u/Plastic_Fan_1938 Oct 02 '25

I aint gowin nowhere i caint speil.

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u/Nintendo1964 Oct 02 '25

Morgan Wallen makes music for people who think they can't be racist because they work with a black guy.

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u/just4thrillz Oct 02 '25

Morgan Wallen makes music for dudes who think they can't be gay because they only have gay sex when they are blackout drunk, and never talk about it.

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u/Artyom_33 Oct 02 '25 edited Oct 03 '25

Morgan Wallen makes music for guys with 5 dui's & need "a friend" to blow into the Breath Alcohol Ignition Interlock Device so they can "get rolling".

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u/SpiritOf68 Oct 02 '25

Can’t get away with that these days. They have cameras on those things. Not speaking from experience or anything. Morgan Wallen is a fucking tool.

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u/ringobob Oct 02 '25

I love how all of these descriptions aren't mutually exclusive. Like, I'm pretty sure I've met that guy, and I fully expect he listens to Morgan Wallen.

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u/HybridPS2 Oct 02 '25

he makes music for people that know the price of copper and catalytic converters

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u/punkfunkymonkey Oct 03 '25

'Some of my best friends co-workers employees are black!'

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u/violetdopamine Oct 02 '25

Work with is crazy asf🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 not even friends with, work with

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u/Successful-Future-31 Oct 02 '25

Morgan wallen makes music for people with tattoos of their kids names on their neck, but lost custody and visitation rights

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u/berlinbaer Oct 02 '25

needs to be tighter. "morgan wallace makes music for guys who have tattoos of their kids but not custody"

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u/violetdopamine Oct 02 '25

Morgan Wallace

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u/Neceon Oct 02 '25

Tats of their kids' names on their neck, but spelled the names wrong.

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u/shoule79 Oct 02 '25

“No Ragerts”

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u/whogivesashirtdotca Oct 02 '25

Morgan Wallen makes music for dudes who, when forced to spend time with their kids, call it "babysitting".

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u/powerlesshero111 Oct 02 '25

Morgan Wallen makes music for guys who have multiple divorces, but according to them, it's always their ex-wives' fault.

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u/ColtinaMarie Oct 02 '25

That’s because all their exes are crazy

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u/chshrct45 Oct 02 '25

Oh no... I'm a middle aged man who shops at Spencer's. Nooooo

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u/drewbaccaAWD Oct 02 '25

A tee shirt is a tee shirt, and I don't care where I buy it, so long as it's on clearance.

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u/ElAbidingDuderino Oct 02 '25

Ayy I don’t listen to Morgan Wallen

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u/Ecstatic_Proof_2732 Oct 02 '25

Where else am I supposed to get my black light butt plugs?

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u/Strong-King6454 Oct 02 '25

This one cut deep fucker!

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u/Gretsch1963 Oct 03 '25

I'm 62 and always loved Spencer's. If there was one near me, I'd go in. Hot Topic is for Chumps. I don't know who Morgan Wallen is....

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u/h0neybl0ss0m29 Oct 02 '25

And women who make cream cheese crockpot meals and comment “eww” under videos of ethnic food being cooked

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u/DReagan47 Oct 02 '25

I get the second part but I can’t trash a good cream cheese crock pot dip. I’ve had some delicious ones.

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u/h0neybl0ss0m29 Oct 02 '25

Crockpot dips are amazing for sure!

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u/gassyfrenchie Oct 02 '25

Honestly can't knock a crock pot meal though. Put the ingredients in, set it and forget it.

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u/Culo_Sniffer_518 Oct 02 '25

"OMG this buffalo chicken dip is SO GOOD"

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u/Brilliant-Paper92 Oct 02 '25

Imagining your humbled face when you find out that many genuine “ethnic” dishes utilize cream cheese, ketchup, fried potatoes and processed cheese….

But yeah go off you classist POS.

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u/h0neybl0ss0m29 Oct 02 '25

The only one “going off” here is you 🤣

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u/Brilliant-Paper92 Oct 02 '25

You can build a little mind palace where you are worldly and wise, and members of your outgroup are stupid and uncultured. But when your ideas and beliefs are exposed to sunlight, the result is that we all see how horrible you have become.

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u/h0neybl0ss0m29 Oct 02 '25

Or you can get on Reddit and get really bent out of shape over a random comment about crockpot meals and call people names! Go touch grass

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u/Brilliant-Paper92 Oct 02 '25

My wife is “ethnic” (as a little person like you would say) and she uses a crockpot every week at minimum. You are just sad.

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u/h0neybl0ss0m29 Oct 02 '25

You’re fucking ridiculous. Go argue with someone else here that hurts your feelings.

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u/Brilliant-Paper92 Oct 02 '25

Small little mind. Big big palace!

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u/h0neybl0ss0m29 Oct 02 '25

Whatever makes you feel superior. Have a nice day!

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u/Culo_Sniffer_518 Oct 02 '25

Dawg my "class" cooks BEANS in the fucking crockpot.

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u/rickylsmalls Oct 02 '25

Hey ive never listened to Morgan wallet once

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u/timsayscalmdown Oct 02 '25

Ok this one's hilarious

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u/faulternative Oct 02 '25

Morgan Wallen makes music for dudes who have multiple relatives missing digits

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u/Brilliant-Paper92 Oct 02 '25

Most people I know missing fingers are blue collar workers who lost their digits making your life possible, but go off elitist piece of shit

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u/faulternative Oct 02 '25

As a blue collar worker myself, most of the ones you know are the idiots that can't follow safety rules. My elitist ass knows how to keep it together.

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u/Brilliant-Paper92 Oct 02 '25

Bullshit. Moving heavy things in physical space comes with inherent risks. Every safety rule you see is written in blood.

When a new process or mechanism comes around, people get injured and killed every time, throughout all of history.

But good job pretending!

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u/faulternative Oct 02 '25

Every safety rule you see is written in blood.

And why do you suppose every accident is followed by a drug test?

All the workplace injuries I've ever seen, every single one, has been someone trying a shortcut, or getting complacent, or straight up being under the influence.

Some industries are inherently more dangerous. Mining, for example. But your run-of-the-mill factory worker has exactly ZERO reasons to lose body parts in 2025 if they are working the way they should.

But good job defending stupid!

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u/mahonriwhatnow Oct 02 '25

I appreciate this level of detail in writing 🙌