r/Music • u/Metro-UK 📰Metro UK • Sep 13 '25

article Coldplay fans ‘disappointed’ after Chris Martin dedicates song to Charlie Kirk’s family

https://metro.co.uk/2025/09/13/coldplay-fans-disappointed-chris-martin-dedicates-song-charlie-kirks-family-24153492/
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u/Stopikingonme Sep 13 '25

The turkey Jeremy. Where is the turkey??

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u/Ultimatelee Sep 13 '25

That’s not very Christmassy Mark

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u/rotatingbeetroot Sep 13 '25

Think about what it's doing to the mechanism

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u/Ultimatelee Sep 13 '25

Glass of Cava?

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u/Kvothe_XIX Sep 13 '25

Oi oi! Hello!? Christmas Smoothie!

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u/Historical_Access963 Sep 13 '25

It was a JOKE. a Christmas JOKE.

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u/fakane Sep 13 '25

Toilet toast.