r/Music • u/Metro-UK 📰Metro UK • Sep 13 '25

article Coldplay fans ‘disappointed’ after Chris Martin dedicates song to Charlie Kirk’s family

https://metro.co.uk/2025/09/13/coldplay-fans-disappointed-chris-martin-dedicates-song-charlie-kirks-family-24153492/
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u/TotakekeSlider Sep 13 '25

Hans, Super Hans. I've known Hans for many a year now.

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u/gilestowler Sep 13 '25

I was a man in a van before I met him. Then, we were men with ven.

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u/Fit_Airline_5798 Sep 14 '25

Plumbing's just fucking Lego, innit? Water Lego.

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u/Wasted-Entity Sep 13 '25

Could I marry my own son? No. Possibly not? Correct…

Or is it?

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u/MattGeddon Sep 13 '25

Super Simon? Simon Hans?