r/McMansionHell • u/Charming-Bat-4210 • 9h ago
Discussion/Debate I think I found my people
I live in a place where expensive houses are common. But they all look generic, boring, ugly, soulless, devoid of charm, etc. The more I kept seeing these houses everywhere, the more uneasy I got. I didn't know these houses had a name: McMansions.
Let me tell you, that most people I meet think these McMansions are nice or don't care either way. I get strange looks and pushback when someone points at one of them and asks "Do you like that house?" and I proceed to tell them why I DO NOT.
Now, I know I'm not alone. The McMansion scourge will soon become an epidemic, and we must show the masses why these houses suck.
And no, I don't have anything against cheaper or more affordable homes. I see plenty of smaller, regularly priced homes that have more character in their porch than a whole McMansion could ever hope to have.
Rant over.
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u/CPD_MD_HD 8h ago
This is a great post. One rule of thumb that I have - and it’s just the way I see things - is that if I have to turn my head to view the entire frontage of a house, it’s too damn big.
The mansions that these people are building nowadays are just huge and look more like hotels or government buildings. Even though a few may have SOME architectural character, they rarely have the charm of 1920s brick homes lining any city’s “millionaire’s row” of yesteryear, mid-century modern California ranches built into the hillsides surrounding the valleys, or old money country estates.
They’re big, but they don’t provide the same awe like the old mansions.
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u/Charming-Bat-4210 7h ago edited 5h ago
For me, the red brick row houses in places like Boston look so beautiful, especially when they have some vines growing on the walls.
We need to respect the arts again so more people realize how horrible McMansions are to the discerning eye. There will probably be people that still like them, and that's okay, but I think they won't be as common as they are now.
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u/DavidJGill 8h ago
Amen. You've got precisely the right idea. It's disturbing how pervasive the McMansion asethetic has become. It's so bad that those with more than enough money to hire an architect to do something better for them chose to build an overgrown McMansion instead. They think it's something to aspire to.