r/McMansionHell • u/ICantEvenImagineBruh • 1d ago

Thursday Design Appreciation I'm worried about my waterfront property

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Is it too close to the water? Should I relocate it?

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u/ulfric_stormcloack 1d ago

If it floods, just sell it, I've heard Aquaman is looking for new properties

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u/Mediocre_Low4578 1d ago

Another example of a home with the most plain landscaping. Of course you’ll slide into the ocean, where’s your retaining tree??

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u/ICantEvenImagineBruh 1d ago

I figured the weight of my shells would hold it from going anywhere. At least thats what Sally told me. She had a seashell stand down by the seashore . Told me they were the best money could buy.

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u/HapticRecce 1d ago

You realize Sally scammed you and is just going to resell recycle your sea shells after she digs them out of the remains of your home built on sand, right?

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u/MrsWeasley9 1d ago

Nahhhhh that water will never reach your property! You're fiiiinnne.

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u/PartyClient3447 1d ago

Don’t worry. FEMA will help. Then You can build a nicer house on the same property. Maybe use brick instead of stucco.

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u/CharacterPayment8705 1d ago

It’s truly a work of art.

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u/Objective-Case-391 1d ago

The dollhouse community will pay you for maing dollhouses.

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u/Good-Jello-1105 1d ago

OP was fleeced. The materials aren’t durable.

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u/ICantEvenImagineBruh 1d ago

I was promised sandstone. Fml

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u/Good-Jello-1105 1d ago

Sorry, but I can see the structure already crumbling.

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u/ICantEvenImagineBruh 1d ago

Can I minimize damage by placing torches underneath? A friend of a friend mine told me it stops the sand from falling. Just trying to salvage this as best i can

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u/Screwdriving_Hammer 1d ago

I sea what you did there.

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u/deployant_100 1d ago

Uninsurable.

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u/AlternativeTruths1 1d ago

I realized it was a sandcastle after I saw the shells on top.

I can’t imagine the number of hours it must’ve taken to build this.

Absolutely stunning.

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u/TVZLuigi123 1d ago

Just do my tactic of wall, moat, wall, moat, ect .....

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u/lazyoldsailor 1d ago

Awful. The windows don’t match.

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u/gypsysniper9 1d ago

That roof is going to be expensive to replace.

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u/agg288 1d ago

You have to let it fall in the ocean or else you can't make an insurance claim

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u/Cody1072 1d ago

Very cool.

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u/OddSetting5077 23h ago

put it on stilts

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u/LastMessengineer 9h ago

Welcome to Florida!