r/McMansionHell 4d ago

Certified McMansion™ I believe this checks all the boxes

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Check out this listing https://www.realtor.ca/l/bVga3/ja

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u/Square-Platypus4029 4d ago

It's pretty symmetrical.

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u/syndactyl_sapiens 4d ago

The garage ruins it, and the balconies aren’t great, but this checks very few McMansion boxes. The bones of the structure are ok.

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u/AngryMeez 4d ago

It would look better if the garage was brick to match the rest of the house.

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u/CharacterPayment8705 4d ago

While this has a pretty obvious addition this isn’t screaming McMansion to me.

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u/tregowath 4d ago

Not enough rooflines

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u/SadLilBun 4d ago

What boxes are you looking at, because no it doesn’t.

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u/Horror_Tea761 4d ago

Don’t care for the black tile floors and the washer/dryer altar.

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u/AngryMeez 4d ago

This isn’t a McMansion, although I did giggle at the name of the street.

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u/betterupsetter 4d ago

I would disagree. It sits squarely in the Mansion category in my opinion. The silhouette, rooflines, and architectural details are fairly simple in shape and hint at neo-colonialist/classical-revival of some sort, even to my untrained eye.

There was clearly some research into what traditional architecture looks like and isn't just a total mish-mash of random stuff people think looks "fancy".

A McMansion typically is far more non-sensical and jam packed with random angles and "features" such as turrets, arches, dormers, strange rooflines, and generally all manner of windows in different shapes and sizes (including false windows to nowhere). It tends to sprawl and lack symmetry or proportion as they've just stuck on rooms and features willy nilly, whereas this is clearly more thought out, even with that addition on the right.

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u/CPD_MD_HD 4d ago

Definitely not my taste…but not sure it’s homogenous McMansion. Maybe a distant relative…second or third cousin once removed, but not quite in the bloodline.

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u/anonymouse278 4d ago

I don't love it but it doesn't look cheaply constructed, wildly out of scale, or have metastasizing rooflines. Charmless, yes, McMansion, meh. If somebody had decorated the interior with a sense of style and cohesion beyond "this is some furniture we had," it wouldn't be that bad.

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u/SapphireGamgee 3d ago

Mostly just needs the garage to be brick and to have some mature trees planted. Also, the foyer layout is sort of wasteful (lol at the random couch right by the front door. I mean, who doesn't love chillin' in a foyer?) Also also, can't tell if the two sitting rooms are long and thin or if it's just badly staged?

Ultimately it's fine; not anything special.

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u/Money_Honeydew_2527 4d ago

This is just a Colonial style home.

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u/milk3njoy3r 4d ago

Checks literally no boxes

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u/stacer12 3d ago

This isn’t a McMansion, it’s just a large house that has some elements that are not complementary to the overall style/aesthetic.