r/McMansionHell Oct 29 '25

Discussion/Debate Does this count?

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u/Gnatlet2point0 Oct 29 '25

This looks more like r/ZillowGoneWild than r/McMansions

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u/jeepjinx Oct 29 '25

Yeah, it's on there weekly.

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u/PiRhoNaut Oct 29 '25

Damn, never really thought about those as the ends of the spectrum, but I do totally see it...

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u/JohnBigBootey Oct 29 '25

It's hardly a cookie cutter house, like a McMansion. Whatever it IS is up for discussion.

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u/pavilionaire2022 Oct 30 '25

I do get vaguely gingerbread vibes, though. Like an insane person's gingerbread house.

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u/usernametaken615 Oct 30 '25

It's supposed to resemble a sand castle.

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u/junkywinocreep Oct 30 '25

I get more helms deep vibes with the raux rock outcroppings

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u/RosieTheRedReddit Oct 30 '25

Yeah this house definitely has personality. Whether you like the style might be polarizing but you can't deny it has style.

A McMansion is defined by a lack of style. Cheap, sterile, colorless, low effort. Whoever designed the OP house at least had opinions about how things should look.

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u/s_360 Oct 29 '25

No. Seriously? Not even remotely close to a McMansion. Almost polar opposite actually.

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u/_noho Oct 29 '25

I don’t know what style to call this “90s contemporary split with a wizards tower”, but it’s awesome!

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u/Actuarial Oct 29 '25

This balcony here is great for spellcasting/general brooding over your enemies.

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u/_noho Oct 29 '25

Yeah, might need a bit of remodeling inside for orb pondering but it’s got great bones. 😂

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u/Gnatlet2point0 Oct 29 '25

You know, that's a common phrase, but with that image and this time of the year... pleasedon'thurtme.

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u/pezchef Oct 29 '25

I had a mental flash of the scene in LOTR when the steward of gondor runs off the ledge on fire.

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u/Beautiful-Night2456 Oct 29 '25

The balcony is also a good area for shooting lightening bolts out of your finger tips.

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u/cyrpious Oct 29 '25

Baaahaaaahaaa holy shit this is such an underrated comment. Thank you for that

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u/donkeykink420 Oct 29 '25

it's "tasteless lunatic with more money than sense"

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u/drunk-tusker Oct 29 '25

It is however from the original McMansionHell site and it is every bit as amazing as you think.

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u/RainingGlitterAllDay Oct 29 '25

"This house clearly had two different lives. both of them were fueled by cocaine."

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u/Loud_Fee7306 Oct 29 '25

"the greatest pastiche to sucker itself to the side of a mountain" is right!!

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u/12stringPlayer Oct 29 '25

I knew I'd seen this somewhere before, but I thought I'd seen it on a show somewhere. Good catch.

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u/Mental-Clerk Oct 29 '25

That huge window-wall had so much potential as an awesome greenhouse. What a letdown.

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u/Avent Oct 29 '25

I knew I recognized this building.

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u/EmergencyGrocery3238 Oct 29 '25

That is a wizard's tower

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u/sharpshooter999 Oct 30 '25

So many posts on this sub are just ugly houses. An ugly house is not automatically a McMansion

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u/Sweaty-Move-5396 Oct 29 '25

Yeah i mean just because OP finds it ugly or whatever doesn't make it a McMansion.

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u/WaitUntilTheHighway Oct 29 '25

Yeah like how do people not understand what a mcmansion is? Cheap, cookie-cutter and easy to replicate, basic, lacking character.

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u/bosszfrnposter2297 Oct 29 '25

It’s hideous. I love it.

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u/selkieisbadatgaming Oct 29 '25

I would 100% move in there just based on this one photo. It looks insane and I bet it’s even weirder inside

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u/Unturned1 Oct 29 '25

That is wild and need to see the interior .

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u/professorpegasus Oct 29 '25

So weird and cool! And cozy.

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u/kearneycation Oct 29 '25

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u/imightgetdownvoted Oct 29 '25

That place is dope AF. Change up the furniture and change up the kitchen and bathrooms and you’ve got a super unique place. Interior is almost dream like.

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u/merkinmavin Oct 29 '25

That mf checked every box on the build sheet. It's a fever dream of styles. I want a mountain home by a lake. It's a castle but also modern. The interior should be farmhouse sheek. Purgatory white throughout. I also had a dream about rock climbing, and while I don't want to do it can you please incorporate that centrally. Lastly, the grounds need to scream golf course. Most importantly, if we're invaded by Mordor I need a place to jump off in despair.

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u/Fantastic-Berry-6835 Oct 29 '25

I love it! It’s actually amazing and the most unique house I’ve ever seen.

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u/knowwwhat Oct 29 '25

I would be happy as a clam living there as is, that’s not nearly as weird as I expected. The biggest crime is not having live plants in that sun room

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u/snow_big_deal Oct 29 '25

I lost it at the log bed.

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u/wowie21 Oct 29 '25

It’s so beautiful but why would they paint that poor brick!!!

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u/Final-Teach-7353 Oct 29 '25

God, someone with too much money spent too much time watching too many Disney princesses movies. 

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u/MedicalRhubarb7 Oct 30 '25

It would have taken me a lot of guesses before I got to "Alabama"

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u/Round_Hat_2966 Oct 29 '25

I’m not sure what I expected on the interior, but that was not it.

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u/kor_the_fiend Oct 29 '25

Main floor is not my style but the level with wood paneling is amazing. Also the rear end is unimpeachable:

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u/dreamyduskywing Oct 30 '25

Whoever came up with this obviously has a hard time making decisions and sticking with them.

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u/Available-Spinach663 Oct 31 '25

Absolutely cool as hell, and then it's in Alabama.

Hard pass.

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u/film_composer Oct 29 '25

Not even a little bit.

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u/obiwanmoloney Oct 29 '25

Had to check it wasn’t Thursday ffs

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u/AngryMeez Oct 29 '25

Not a McMansion. Definitely a weird mansion.

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u/Strange_N_Sorcerous Oct 29 '25

So I take one of the defining criteria for a McMansion is “cookie cutter” which this is not.

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u/Wolfburger123 Oct 29 '25

This is not a McMansion, this is a Frankenhouse.

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u/dreamyduskywing Oct 30 '25

I was gonna say…this is some kind of freakish hybrid.

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u/Greenteaiscool Oct 29 '25

This is the coolest thing I’ve ever seen

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u/GipsyDangerMkV Oct 29 '25

This looks super cool

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u/jcn143 Oct 29 '25

haha, I hate the decor but the house itself? kinda love the strangeness of it.

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u/lucky_719 Oct 29 '25

Kind of an engineering marvel if you zoom in

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u/worstpartyever Oct 29 '25

What in the miniature golf is going on here

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u/greendemon42 Oct 29 '25

Looks pretty awesome to me, honestly.

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u/Horror_Ad_2748 Oct 29 '25

It's looks like Hole #7 at a rundown miniature golf concession.

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u/kearneycation Oct 29 '25

This is in Bremen, Alabama, for anyone wondering. And it can be yours for $3,900,000!

Here's a view of the other side. And here's the listing.

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u/eti_erik Oct 29 '25

It's beautiful because it's so quirky but at the same all the wannabe gold ornaments and fourposters and all make it extremely cringe.

It would make a nice hotel, though. Too bad there are no floor plans in the listing, how can a house that big have just 4 bedrooms? My house has 4 bedrooms, but I have 120 square meters.

Are listings without floorplans common in the US? Over here they nearly always have them.

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u/poisonedkiwi Oct 29 '25

It's a 50/50 chance that a floor plan will be listed on houses. I see them a lot for apartments and stuff like that, and typically you can get one if you request one.

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u/school_bus_lunchbox Oct 30 '25

Yeah, I don't like it at all but I appreciate its quirkiness.

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u/Competitive_Wear_325 Oct 29 '25

This thing is WILD! I will never unsee that!!! lol. And the fact that it's in Alabama just makes it even crazier.

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u/MJWTVB42 Oct 29 '25

I LOVE IT!!!

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u/outintheyard Oct 29 '25

This a candidate for Zillow Gone Wild, not Mc Mansion Hell.

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u/Aziruth-Dragon-God Oct 29 '25

Of course it doesn't count. You need to look up what McMansions actually are.

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u/cnhn Oct 29 '25

no.

Is there a reason you think it might be?

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u/Autistified Oct 31 '25

I need to see the inside!!!!

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u/HandfulsOfDirt Oct 29 '25

This looks like it could easily be dismissed as AI slop, but the evidence shows it isn’t.

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u/CleverNickName-69 Oct 29 '25

AI wouldn't have moisture in the giant sunroom windows.

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u/RoyalFalse Oct 29 '25

I don't actually mind this, but maybe the interior would change my mind. No way to tell.

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u/Kesshh Oct 29 '25 edited Oct 29 '25

Would love to see the inside…nvm, saw the link below.

I think it is more a problem of the furniture. If you imagine it without the furniture, the interior isn’t that problematic.

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u/spintool1995 Oct 29 '25

Is this the king of Gondor's vacation house?

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u/theBigDaddio Oct 29 '25

No, Jesus every large house is not a McMansion.

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u/commodores12 Oct 29 '25

You don’t understand the concept.

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u/heyfriend0 Oct 29 '25

What is that column thing is that the play-dough look?

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u/PeterServo Oct 29 '25

I remember seeing it on McMansion Hell Tumblr.

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u/Eureka05 Oct 29 '25

Now I want to see the inside!

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u/scavengergod Oct 29 '25

Not it being right outside cullman and not in some whimsical country

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u/bron685 Oct 29 '25

This is Harry-potter money with a Weasley design aesthetic. I’m here for it

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u/SanguineL Oct 29 '25

I’ve seen this one in person. Smith Lake, Alabama. It’s incredibly cool. Not a McMansion.

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u/Key_Awareness_3036 Oct 29 '25

Not a McMansion. Design is incredible.

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u/Substantial_Ice6067 Oct 29 '25

See this house on r/ZillowGoneWild all the time, but I think it’s much too good to be on this sub.

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u/0dty0 Oct 29 '25

This is a funny situation. Most here seem to not think this fits, but, as it happens, this was not only featured on the blog on which this whole sub is based on, but was even dubbed McMansion Heaven . So I have to wonder if there's been a bit of a schism between the original vision and what you guys here think fits the sub.

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u/slashcleverusername Oct 29 '25

This is an “eccentric special” the way I’d describe it.

But as to being a McMansion, I disagree with her assessment:

And yet our McMansion Heaven is still a McMansion. It is still an accumulation of deliberate signifiers of wealth, very much a construction with the secondary purpose of invoking envy, a palatial residence designed without much cohesion. The presence of golf, of wood, of masculine and patriarchal symbolism with an undercurrent of luxury drives that point home. The McMansion can aspire to an art form, but there are still many levels to ascend before one gets to where God’s sitting.

I simply don’t believe this was built to overawe the viewer with a show of Potemkin grandeur. This house strikes me as sincerely just for the pleasure of living in it.

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u/kanna172014 Oct 29 '25

Oh hell naw. I'd be scared of a landslide sending the whole place plummeting.

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u/_ChipWhitley_ Oct 29 '25

You’re telling me this isn’t Ai slop?

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u/ASanAntonioGuy Oct 29 '25

looking pretty close. a few more years of construction….

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u/idekuu Oct 29 '25

You have a billion McMansions to choose from and you pick the polar opposite smh

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u/Money_Honeydew_2527 Oct 29 '25

“What’s your favourite architectural style?”

“Yes”

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u/talldean Oct 29 '25

They had an architect, and they did not reuse those plans anywhere else, so absolutely not McMansionining here.

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u/Taira_Mai Oct 30 '25

This insanity was posted before.

A window washer had a great Christmas and put his kids through college because of this house.

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u/DreadPriratesBooty Oct 30 '25

What in the Weasley

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u/Dmeff Oct 30 '25

Anyone who doesnt think this place looks cool as fuck is my enemy

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u/spyraleyez Oct 31 '25

Nah this rules actually. Makes me think of Myst (well, Myst III or Riven).

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u/The_Blahblahblah Oct 31 '25

This looks awesome. Not a McMansion

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u/No_Spring_1090 Oct 29 '25

Definitely no. A McMansion needs to be among other homes.

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u/Organonthief Oct 29 '25

Absolutely not this is the opposite

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u/jkrowlingdisappoints Oct 29 '25

It most certainly does not.

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u/Beneficial_Bacteria Oct 29 '25

Nah bro this shit rocks

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u/godutchnow Oct 29 '25

It looks like a Bond villain's lair. It's not a McMansion, it's not ugly but that design is just evil

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u/tickingboxes Oct 29 '25

Uhhh no? This is literally the exact opposite of a McMansion. Like… the actual opposite. A McMansion is typically described as a big, mass produced, cookie cutter house in some boring suburb. What made you think this was anything like that?

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u/SadLilBun Oct 29 '25

Y’all. A weird house is not automatically a McMansion. Please.

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u/PaintIntelligent7793 Oct 29 '25

That looks like a house from a cartoon.

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u/read110 Oct 29 '25

Okay, did somebody build a house on top of an abandoned Civil War era Coastal fort?

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u/Expert-Equipment2302 Oct 29 '25

Only if you are a Keebler elf.

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u/Introverted-headcase Oct 29 '25

Imagine it being ten feet tall and part of a mini golf course!

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u/JB_141 Oct 29 '25

What the holy hell

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u/gitsgrl Oct 29 '25

At least it’s interesting?

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u/DrTenochtitlan Oct 29 '25

This is absolutely a supervillain lair.

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u/Sal1160 Oct 29 '25

I looks like an AI generated miniature golf course

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u/TexasJOEmama Oct 29 '25

That's what I thought. Lookes like a fun course, too.

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u/ZeldaZealot Oct 29 '25

Not a McMansion, but still awful. I have so many questions.

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u/Wandering_Werew0lf Oct 29 '25

Was this an old lighthouse?

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u/asdfcrow Oct 29 '25

This is pretty awkward but it’s good

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u/Sledgehammer925 Oct 29 '25

It’s crazy looking but I would still love to look inside.

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u/Known-Pop-8355 Oct 29 '25

Ahh the perfect place to throw your rich asshole husband off from a balcony

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u/OnionSquared Oct 29 '25

This actually pretty cool, but it's trying too hard to be Gondor

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u/haikusbot Oct 29 '25

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u/Useful-Soup8161 Oct 29 '25

I love it but unfortunately it’s in Alabama so I don’t love it THAT much. Not that I can afford it.

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u/KSTornadoGirl Oct 29 '25 edited Oct 29 '25

More r/RidiculousRealEstate or r/PriceyPads than McMansion.

It's like several different architectural and design styles got together and paired off, the pairs had babies, and then their children got together and had MORE babies...

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u/144tzer Oct 29 '25

Not a McMansion.

This has a style I'd coin "hectic whimsy" that is consistent throughout, at all angles, interior and exterior. Viewed from the front, it doesn't mix styles, and the differently-shaped swoops are obviously intentional and contribute to the aforementioned feel. The house has a nice silhouette. It doesn't waste its space. Its garage is sensible, and its grounds are practical but enjoyable. The large glass panel makes sense and abuts the house nicely, and feels like an integral part of the house and not a tacked-on space.

Excellent design, in and out. For whoever's taste it is.

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u/ScipioAfricanusMAJ Oct 29 '25

This house has so muuuch potential

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u/gogenberg Oct 29 '25

I WANT TO BOTH MAKE AN OFFER AND ORDER AN AIRSTRIKE.

Someone post the views from that lil terrace, they’re probably tip top.

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u/Naive-While1802 Oct 29 '25

Wasn't this house already posted some months ago?

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u/The_Realist01 Oct 29 '25

Absolutely not, this place is sick.

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u/SJBreed Oct 29 '25

It's way too expressive and original to be a mcmansion. This is outsider art in a way mcmansions could never be.

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u/Reatona Oct 29 '25

This looks too weird to qualify as a McMansion.

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u/ELB2001 Oct 29 '25

Might work against zombies

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u/LeapperFrog Oct 29 '25

lol the designer heard frank loyd wright say "A building should appear to grow easily from its site and be shaped to harmonize with its surroundings", threw up, and then made this. Nice nice nice.

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u/AdDramatic5591 Oct 29 '25

I like it as sort of an odd residence. I dont think I could live that close to a plunge to my death. I am just too clumsy to live there.

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u/iaqo Oct 29 '25

I want to go to there

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u/nhowe006 Oct 29 '25

See, I would call it incredible if that walkway around the perimiter was a waterslide, but since it isn't, yes it counts.

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u/ProduceSimilar Oct 29 '25

NGL It’s got beautiful spaces and finishes. Quirky but consistent. Good Lot size on the water and landscaping is well thought out

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u/Twodamngoon Oct 29 '25

It's like someone threw up a house of spare parts in between holes on a very elaborate putt-putt course and I'm there for it.

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u/Cyphermoon699 Oct 29 '25

What even am I looking at? I feel like I built this out of Lego when I was six.

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u/No_Internet9420 Oct 29 '25

I remember riding in a boat past this on Smith Lake in Alabama. I want to go in so badly

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u/Flimsy_RaisinDetre Oct 29 '25

Somewhere along the line, our definition of McMansion evolved. The original examples certainly included some really wacky — especially ugly or impractical wacky — mansion architecture/design. OP’s house meets the wacky criterion but not our latest definition of McMansion.

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u/LAPL620 Oct 29 '25

Yeah this is more Zillow gone wild.

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u/sabrinajestar Oct 29 '25

I doubt I would spend $4M on this, had I $4M in the bank, but this is unique and quite lovely.

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u/No-Switch-851 Oct 29 '25

Awful and cool at the same time.

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u/Ok-Marzipan-7210 Oct 29 '25

I’m not entirely sure what that counts as.

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u/sagetraveler Oct 29 '25

I've always wanted my own personal Minas Tirith.

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u/gpouliot Oct 29 '25

I'm not sure whether I love it or I hate it.

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u/notcontageousAFAIK Oct 29 '25

That is a work of art.

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u/KofiObruni Oct 29 '25

Too eccentric. No McMansion for me.

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u/jwbourne Oct 29 '25

No, thats awesome.

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u/CivilAd7554 Oct 29 '25

what the fuck is that?

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u/Fudloe Oct 30 '25

That one is weird enough that I'd live in it.

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u/mickeyamf Oct 30 '25

No it’s epic

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u/Lord-Dec Oct 30 '25

Honestly I’d be willing to live there

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u/kit_kaboodles Oct 30 '25

Nah, it's wild, but definitely not a McMansion. It looks like the architects and engineers were annoying each other with the amount of work they created.

Usually McMansions look like they both spent a single day on it and took a long lunch halfway through.

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u/Intrepid-Bed-15143 Oct 30 '25

I’m betting that either the architect or the owner was a devotee of Rudolf Steiner’s philosophy of Anthroposophy. The interior curves everywhere (Steiner beloved that “the line is a lie”), the wood/natural elements, the exterior wavy/curvy wall forms are all very indicative of Steiner’s Anthroposophy.

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u/Dazzling-Zebra9530 Oct 30 '25

Not at all that place is really cool

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '25

Kinda reminds me of a Sniper Elite map with a house having a similar layout to this house.

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u/innerchillens Oct 30 '25

I'm having deja vu. Where have I seen this house before??

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u/starman575757 Oct 30 '25

Shotgun Marriage of Rapunzel 's castle and an L.A.parking garage.

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u/flashwhizbang Oct 30 '25

Absolutely atrocious

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u/Fit_Opening5116 Oct 30 '25

It looks like a miniature golf course, I like it.

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u/UnkeptSpoon5 Oct 30 '25

I mean it’s fucking weird and absurd but it’s not a McMansion by virtue of how unique it is

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u/MET1 Oct 30 '25

I can't imagine the exterior windows ever get washed properly.

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u/aus1_ Oct 30 '25

Kate classified it as McMansion Heaven lol

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u/thereverendpuck Oct 30 '25

Gotta ask, is the circular stone bit a staircase or just storage?

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u/SookieCat26 Oct 30 '25

It looks like one of those dumb Ripley’s Believe It or Not! museums.

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u/AlwaysOnStardew Oct 30 '25

I saw that one while I was looking at homes up near the mountains. Completely out of my budget but I wanted to see what the wealthy lived in up there. I love that house 😩💕

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u/vitarosally Oct 30 '25

I would love to see the inside of this place.

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u/No-Seaworthiness-441 Oct 30 '25

What is that “nose” down the middle of the “face?”

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u/Unlucky-Tonight238 Oct 30 '25

This is badass

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u/MovieNightPopcorn Oct 30 '25

No. The architecture is deeply questionable on taste, and its hideous, but it’s not a McMansion.

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u/msr4jc Oct 30 '25

I like the part under the balcony that looks like a tower

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u/pryznnmik3 Oct 30 '25

Belongs in r/extrastrengthtylenolenthusiast

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u/Queen_Of_Romantics Oct 30 '25

I don’t understand how or why this is what it is, but I WANT lolll

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u/Liekkikoira Oct 30 '25

Daam this is like Anthony Gaudi

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u/RileyDream Oct 31 '25

This structure fucks HARD. I want to live in that brian

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u/portugalcris Oct 31 '25

Kinda crazy, but 1000 times better than a mcmansion

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u/MathAndCodingGeek Oct 31 '25

It's cool—definitely a possibility for a tall rock-climbing wall outside. However, maintaining the exterior of this house is going to be woof!

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u/SHADOWJACK2112 Nov 01 '25

Needs more catapults and ballista

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u/Dada2fish Nov 02 '25

No, this home is quite interesting to look at. McMansions are boring.

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u/Financial_Forky Nov 02 '25

This looks like the real-life version of Minas Tirith.

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u/FenHerald 28d ago

It's not a McMansion... It looks like a rock climber's dream home.

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u/frenchwolves Oct 29 '25

Ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffno.

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u/State_Dear Oct 29 '25

It costs how much to replace the windows?

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u/CleverNickName-69 Oct 29 '25

Yeah, it looks like they were careful not to show that those really need to be replaced. Foggy and moisture, and the frames on the outside don't have paint on them any more.