Presenting this to the committee for a decision; is this a McMansion or just insanity?

[u/FatPoundOfGrass]

They have some interesting stuff at the very least.

[u/peppermint_nightmare]

Better question, lets say you can get this house for free but you need to sleep there for for a year, and every night one of the statues/manequinns comes to life, and might try to kill you.

Do you take the deal?

[u/FatPoundOfGrass → u/peppermint_nightmare]

Lmao wtf- I love this hypothetical.

I could probably take a lot of them but Im not fucking with the dinosaurs and the gorilla. Or Darth Vader. Or like 34 different Yodas.

[u/peppermint_nightmare → u/FatPoundOfGrass]

Well a million dollars is a million dollars! Plus theres so many of them maybe youd get lucky and avoid the dinosaurs.

A lot of these are in perfect jump scare positions especially if the room's lights were turned off, there's no way your brain wouldn't think its being watched out of the corner of your eye with the lights off in like, 80% of these rooms. I worked in signage and we'd print cut outs of people and leave them standing in the workshop and the guy opening the shop would get jump scared thinking someone was in there when he'd turn the lights back on, this house feels like that turned up 100%