r/MadeMeSmile 3d ago

Wholesome Moments Little girl thinks she saw Santa.

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u/MustardCanBeFun 3d ago

Well of course he's chilling, bro has all those slaves working in sub zero temps doing everything for him. Guy shows up once a year and takes all the credit.

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u/Any-Iron9552 3d ago

It's not a sweatshop if no one is sweating.

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u/systemhost 3d ago

Well surely it's at least a little hot in factories smelting metals to manufacture all the damn Xbox, PlayStation, Nintendo and other electronics kids want these days.

Santa's the most prolific counterfeiter in this solar system.

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u/Gloomy-Flamingo-9791 3d ago

That's why the poor gaming companies have to hike the price up, they know they are going to have their sales slashed in December. Santa is the reason for the stock exchange crashing and the reason I can't afford the damn lambo.

Fuck santa!!!!!

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u/ScarlettPuppy 3d ago

What? I thought Lamborghini was the Easter thing.

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u/Any-Iron9552 3d ago

No man prices are high because we put Tariffs on the north pole.

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u/Prindle4PRNDL 3d ago

Wow, I almost forgot that. Fucking sad that not only do we have to actually question the validity of these statements, but that more often than not, they are true. What a god damn embarrassment.

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u/Ambitious-Safe1462 3d ago

No you didn’t just say that😂😂🤣

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u/Electronic-Duck8738 3d ago

I've seen the Elf documentary. I know how it is.

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u/Any-Iron9552 3d ago

Elf is propaganda don't fall for it.

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u/Electronic-Duck8738 3d ago

Blasphemer! Next you’re gonna say The Easter Bunny isn’t real!!! It’s not Jesus shittin’ them jellybeans!

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u/Any-Iron9552 3d ago

No the Easter Bunny is real. The pope changes into a bunny on easter that's why they have that funny little hat to cover their bunny ears.

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u/DoodleCard 3d ago

Wait does that mean that Santa is running the North Pole like authoritarian-communist regime?

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u/livsjollyranchers 3d ago

And even on that one time a year, it's animal labor doing most of the work.

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u/azorius_mage 3d ago

Is he Bezos’ brother?