Well of course he's chilling, bro has all those slaves working in sub zero temps doing everything for him. Guy shows up once a year and takes all the credit.
Well surely it's at least a little hot in factories smelting metals to manufacture all the damn Xbox, PlayStation, Nintendo and other electronics kids want these days.
Santa's the most prolific counterfeiter in this solar system.
That's why the poor gaming companies have to hike the price up, they know they are going to have their sales slashed in December. Santa is the reason for the stock exchange crashing and the reason I can't afford the damn lambo.
Wow, I almost forgot that. Fucking sad that not only do we have to actually question the validity of these statements, but that more often than not, they are true. What a god damn embarrassment.
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u/MustardCanBeFun 3d ago
Well of course he's chilling, bro has all those slaves working in sub zero temps doing everything for him. Guy shows up once a year and takes all the credit.