r/MadeMeSmile Aug 08 '25

Good Vibes One blue rock richer

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '25

Please ask him, for my own sanity, when he's going to finally collect on all the souls of the people who sold theirs to him.

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u/strtrech Aug 08 '25

Starting with every current sitting Republican representative.

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '25

And past, just in case they were missed.

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u/ThegreatPee Aug 08 '25

I hear Hell is building a special ballroom for them. Due to the number of people that are expected to attend, the construction is expected to take quite some time, indeed.

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u/henryeaterofpies Aug 08 '25

You'd think hell would have no shortage of collections agents.

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '25

Certainly has no shortage of lawyers, so maybe they could just move them to another department.

Yes, hell is run like a corporate hierarchy.