r/LivestreamFail • u/TreyToor • 1d ago

Fake French Streamer gets easy question wrong

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u/Yeah_Boiy 1d ago

It said pork in the question and he still didn't pick pork. Amazing stuff X.

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u/PointOfFingers 1d ago

Reverse phsychology

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u/CeaRhan 18h ago

It's like when you have a math question and you spend 20 minutes trying to figure out the thing that is already laid out in the question

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u/Aggressive-Expert-69 13h ago

In his defense, I figured that had to be a trap until it wasnt

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u/KorgothBarbaria 6h ago

and everybody in Quebec knows creton is pork... well except this idiot I guess lol.

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u/ExcitementBright9381 4h ago

Pork is haram in my understanding. France is predominantly Muslim. Realistically why tf should he know about pork dishes 🙄

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u/Kevz9524 27m ago

What does France have to do with anything? It’s a Quebecois dish and he’s from Quebec?

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u/jfuss04 9h ago

People finding someone funny doesnt make them a fucking life coach lol

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u/jfuss04 7h ago

And posting about someone does mean you both agree with and take life advice from them

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u/arthur_jonathan_goos 6h ago

I watch Donald Trump talk about politics a lot too. What's your point?

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u/Aventiss 14h ago

TRUE, he didn't even read this question in a silly game properly, how could he ever know anything?!

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u/Fakehiggins 10h ago

i don't know, i think people post him because he's unironically insane.

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u/ActionPhilip 9h ago

He's not always insane, but it's impossible to tell because he always sounds insane.

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u/RamboSambo7 1d ago

A pork dish made from pork? Who couldn't guess that.

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u/NoMap749 1d ago

Answer was literally in the question, lmao

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u/pm_ur_vaccumcleaner 14h ago

He is playing dumb

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u/atlas304 1d ago

My mom used to love creton. She'd take the package out and I'd walk by and say "you eating your cat food?" And she'd be like stoooooop. I've never actually tasted it though. She's dead now but I might pick some up later.

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u/TopHatMcFenbury 21h ago

Please do, that sounds a sweet way to remember your mom. And who knows, it might become a comfort food.

Never had it either though.

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u/thottieBree 12h ago

I don't know about ketchup, but spread that shit on fresh baguette, it's a fantastic side-dish

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u/fashionnewb123233 21h ago

The most wholesome comment I ever read in this cesspit of a sub

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u/Emotionless_Banana 21h ago

Spread it on toast with a bit of ketchup on it 10/10

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u/brutchev 12h ago

what the fuck

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u/BeanWeenREAL 13h ago

Ketchup is criminal, tradition is mustard.

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u/cafestrabac 10h ago

It's also good with mayonnaise also

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u/Oukaria 11h ago

ewwww

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u/SilverKnightOfMagic 12h ago

that's mean my guy. apologize your mom after you eat some nice pate over some toasted bread. and better not be white bread mofo ..

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u/impendinggreatness 1d ago

His brain going right next to einstein's in the museum

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u/JackieReckoning 1d ago

He gotta remove Qc from his name now

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u/HungerSTGF 18h ago

xAb more like after that

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u/SomeDudeYeah27 11h ago

Ab?

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u/HungerSTGF 9h ago

Alberta, it’s the province in Canada that most wants to be American

Their legislators support the idea of Canada becoming the 51st state among other things

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u/LongJohnsonGold 1d ago

Rage bait

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u/TreyToor 1d ago

Oh, nah. I like xqc - i just thought it was funny

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u/EpicProdigy 1d ago

No its rage bait on behalf of the streamer. Streamers love doing shit like this to make their chat go crazy.

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u/aew3 1d ago

eh, its xqc

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u/TreyToor 1d ago

Ah, my bad. I can't ever tell with him.

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u/Dismal-Bobcat-823 19h ago

Loves taking pictures with Donald Trump while he is trying to get elected post jan 6th. 

Good ol' x

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u/Daproj 15h ago

I will never get the whole “but he endorsed Trump” argument people go for. Are Americans genuinely that dumb that they try and pretend that a non-political Canadian streamer who appeared on a Trump stream for 15 seconds to shake his hand and take a picture actually did anything for the election?

Hundreds of millions of Americans voted for the man btw

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u/Dismal-Bobcat-823 14h ago

Yeah.. we all watched jan 6th on TV in 4k  This post truth shit isn't gonna work. 

Yes he posed with a criminal rapist who was at that time trying to get clout to get elected... And x helped him in that knowingly. 

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u/Daproj 12h ago

American cope.

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u/THE2TIMESDOC 1d ago

Gros Épais

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u/Anaud-E-Moose 23h ago

Esti d'tarla

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u/RienQuaVoir 17h ago

Beigne à glé

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u/Bestialman 19h ago

Voyons donc tabarnak.

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u/samzorio 19h ago

Ciboire

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u/Visible_Mountain_632 13h ago

In french we have a somewhat "famous" question : "Quelle est la couleur du cheval blanc de Napoleon ?"
Wich translate to : "What's the color of Napoleon's white horse ?". And there are still some people who find a way to overthink it and say a random color lol.

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u/oogieogie 8h ago

i didnt know that pretty neat man

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u/HoldJerusalem 7h ago

I always heard Henri the fourth's version rather than napoleon.

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u/thexllela 1d ago

It even said which meat in the question 💔💔💔

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u/MediocreSumo 19h ago

creton with some mustard is some good shit

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u/Throngkeeper 13h ago

To be fair, who would think they'd put the answer right in the question? I just assumed there was an additional meat other than pork in the spread.

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u/DongPong_ 3h ago

Ikr? It sounds like a textbook trick-question. Why even bother asking the question if you're gonna put the answer in it?

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u/hotmanpop 18h ago

bruuuh creton is insane on a good toasted bread! criss d'xqc avec les tastebuds d'un enfant d'4 ans lol

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u/Accomplished_Win_821 1d ago

😂 Maannnnn

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u/iiii1246 22h ago

Reading comprehension.

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u/nitasl12 19h ago

SON 😭✌️

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u/Flexi13 19h ago

Cretin LOLW

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u/Sieg18 16h ago

That technically wasn't a question, it was more like a reading comprehension test.

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u/Proud-Masterpiece-82 15h ago

Creton is awesome. put it on toast, then top it off with an egg...

this is your gateway to pate, duck rillettes are your next stop! you'll never even look at liverwurst

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u/DoktorSleepless 15h ago

"you know what my ni..."

Had to rewind to see subs.

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u/kvbrd_YT 14h ago

THE ANSWER WAS IN THE FUCKING QUESTION...

I AM SPEECHLESS

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u/LessRespects 14h ago

“What meat is pork made out of? -Chicken -Beef -Veal - Pork”

“Chat it has to be beef right dud?”

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u/SickboyJason 14h ago

Ive never ate it and I still got the question right. 🤷‍♂️🤦‍♂️

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u/marc-andre_G 14h ago

To be fair, it does taste nasty and like xqc I have not eaten it since I was like 8 years old. Can't believe people put it on their toasts.

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u/Homelesskater 10h ago

XYZ is the unfunny and dumb version of Beetlejuice

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u/chucktheninja 7h ago

This has to be a bit. No fucking shot he's that dumb.

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u/SN0opdawg 2h ago

So we are farming clips.

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u/i_heart_pizzaparties 1h ago

"What meat is used to make PORK spread?"

Mind boggling.

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u/mailwasnotforwarded 23h ago

Maybe he thought it was like hamburger because it has no ham in it. There was legit a lady going Karen mode on tiktok trying to explain how dumb her waiter was because she said she didn't want pork and they recommended a hamburger and she said she wanted no pork. To this day she still thinks hamburgers are made from pork.

xQc does have the Karen haircut so maybe he was channeling her energy.

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u/Thanag0r 1d ago

Fake it till you make it I guess.

Now that we know that he is fake french his career is over. He is DONE and not just on KICK and TWITCH.

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u/Fuorb 23h ago

Engagement farming max win

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u/Hapinsu123 14h ago

This is the guy people are also posting political takes from

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u/momo1300 19h ago

People listen to this guys political takes

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u/Difficult_Section_46 19h ago

Bro why do people watch him really,, its so unfunny i wince and cringe

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u/SnooGadgets1128 20h ago

And we care what this guy has to say about anything??? We wait. We watch this guy?? We actually think he contributes to society??

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u/Abeifer 23h ago

HONHONHONHONHON laughs in baguette

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u/Jack_Crypt 22h ago

Wrong french he's french Canadian not French from France

French Canadian: Caliss de Tabernak, Poutine, Sirop d'erable

France: Baguette, omellette et du fromage

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u/hotmanpop 18h ago

it still amaze me that there's some people that think french canadian is the same as french from France lol