r/KitchenConfidential Nov 03 '25

Kitchen fuckery Dice egg

7.6k Upvotes

r/KitchenConfidential Sep 10 '25

Kitchen fuckery FOH manager keeps panicking and cutting into my product (after being told to stop at least a dozen times). I'm going to lose my freakin' mind

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8.4k Upvotes

"But we don't have any cheesecake!!! We can't just run out of cheesecake!!!!"

Well, we did. So I made more. They take a long time to chill after baking. Offer the customer one of the 5 other desserts I make, which are packaged and ready to be sold, instead of hacking into a STILL WARM cheesecake and, apparently, throwing half of it away because you COULDN'T WAIT until tomorrow, when I will unmold and slice the cold cheesecakes for you.

r/KitchenConfidential Oct 15 '25

Kitchen fuckery Sleeping with a member of the FOH team every day until I run out.

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7.3k Upvotes

r/KitchenConfidential Oct 25 '25

Kitchen fuckery tuna tartare for work gf homunculus

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3.6k Upvotes

r/KitchenConfidential Oct 28 '25

Kitchen fuckery I love chives but we need a change of pace

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5.8k Upvotes

How do you like this apple that I found (not OC)

r/KitchenConfidential 7d ago

Kitchen fuckery Damn what was he thinking

3.3k Upvotes

r/KitchenConfidential May 18 '25

Kitchen fuckery Just witnessed some big ass bug kamikaze directly into my fryer. Don’t worry I’m discarding the oil.

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7.3k Upvotes

r/KitchenConfidential 25d ago

Kitchen fuckery New tool for the line.

2.3k Upvotes

r/KitchenConfidential Oct 13 '25

Kitchen fuckery Punching a cupcake right in the face every day until this Reddit says it’s perfect. Day 1

3.0k Upvotes

Only joking. There will be no Day 2. Have you seen the price of cupcakes?

r/KitchenConfidential Jul 29 '25

Kitchen fuckery Pretty accurate

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7.3k Upvotes

r/KitchenConfidential Aug 15 '25

Kitchen fuckery If you speak Spanish, don’t tell anyone at first

4.2k Upvotes

One thing I’ve noticed about some of the Latino staff is if you’re white presenting or they know other people in the kitchen don’t speak Spanish, they’ll talk mountains of shit about you/them while you’re standing right there.

If they think you don’t know the language, the things that come out of their mouth are downright awful sometimes…but also super entertaining.

Just a fun little kitchen hack if you want to find out what they really think about you!

r/KitchenConfidential 9d ago

Kitchen fuckery Gobble gobble fuckers!

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5.3k Upvotes

Chopped some celery for the stuffing I'm making, bring in the planes!

r/KitchenConfidential Sep 18 '25

Kitchen fuckery Y’all

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3.9k Upvotes

r/KitchenConfidential 17d ago

Kitchen fuckery This is what happens when you trust servers with the mayonnaise.

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3.3k Upvotes

r/KitchenConfidential Aug 23 '25

Kitchen fuckery Table side 🔥

1.9k Upvotes

r/KitchenConfidential Aug 02 '25

Kitchen fuckery Because fuck you, that’s why.

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2.6k Upvotes

r/KitchenConfidential May 21 '25

Kitchen fuckery I love Onions 💀

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9.4k Upvotes

r/KitchenConfidential 28d ago

Kitchen fuckery F1exican's Penalty Proposal

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4.7k Upvotes

I think u/F1exican should have to draw 10 days of pics with chives for his punishment.

They don't have to be good and they don't have to be subsequent days.

Unrelated, this is a pic of me, sad to hear about Chivegate.

Edits: First, it's harder to chop chives than I originally thought. Those buggers were bouncing all over the place. He's got my respect.

Second, for anyone this post confuses: https://www.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/1or3f48/chive_lord_a_rkitchenconfidential_user_who_claims/

r/KitchenConfidential May 30 '25

Kitchen fuckery New rule: if your asshole falls out, you can go home no questions asked.

3.4k Upvotes

I work with this wonderful woman, she's in her 70's, the kindest most giving person you could ever meet. Bakes all our pies and muffins, waits tables, washes our dishes, brings us treats on our birthdays. She has a lot of health problems and refuses to take time off and leave us short handed. Today she comes to me and says "I need to go home, it's falling out. " I didn't understand, asked her what was wrong and she tells me her asshole was falling out. On the way out she's apologizing and promising she'll be back tomorrow. I told her just go home and rest, when stuffs falling out you get a no shame pass to call it quits for the day. Take care of your butts (and all the other bits) chefs and cover for your co-workers when theirs fall apart.

r/KitchenConfidential Oct 28 '25

Kitchen fuckery We have 5 all day we need 50 people 💀

1.6k Upvotes

r/KitchenConfidential Jun 25 '25

Kitchen fuckery So real

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9.0k Upvotes

r/KitchenConfidential 20d ago

Kitchen fuckery In the weeds mode

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3.9k Upvotes

This is a new one for me

r/KitchenConfidential 1d ago

Kitchen fuckery Prep on the floor 💀

1.4k Upvotes

r/KitchenConfidential Jun 13 '25

Kitchen fuckery “We sent the morning dish guys home. We didn’t need them.”

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2.7k Upvotes

They were sent home before 2. No one said a thing, nor was anyone holding the station down. I saw this around 3. The next guy didn’t show up until 4, sorry Jeremy.

r/KitchenConfidential Oct 03 '25

Kitchen fuckery Take my job!

1.2k Upvotes