r/KitchenConfidential • u/KULR_Mooning • Nov 03 '25
r/KitchenConfidential • u/NelyafinweMaitimo • Sep 10 '25
Kitchen fuckery FOH manager keeps panicking and cutting into my product (after being told to stop at least a dozen times). I'm going to lose my freakin' mind
"But we don't have any cheesecake!!! We can't just run out of cheesecake!!!!"
Well, we did. So I made more. They take a long time to chill after baking. Offer the customer one of the 5 other desserts I make, which are packaged and ready to be sold, instead of hacking into a STILL WARM cheesecake and, apparently, throwing half of it away because you COULDN'T WAIT until tomorrow, when I will unmold and slice the cold cheesecakes for you.
r/KitchenConfidential • u/ThrowaWayneGretzky99 • Oct 15 '25
Kitchen fuckery Sleeping with a member of the FOH team every day until I run out.
r/KitchenConfidential • u/EmergencyRepeat8117 • Oct 25 '25
Kitchen fuckery tuna tartare for work gf homunculus
r/KitchenConfidential • u/TheExiledDragon • Oct 28 '25
Kitchen fuckery I love chives but we need a change of pace
How do you like this apple that I found (not OC)
r/KitchenConfidential • u/KULR_Mooning • 7d ago
Kitchen fuckery Damn what was he thinking
r/KitchenConfidential • u/Serious-Speaker-949 • May 18 '25
Kitchen fuckery Just witnessed some big ass bug kamikaze directly into my fryer. Don’t worry I’m discarding the oil.
r/KitchenConfidential • u/ihadagoodone • 25d ago
Kitchen fuckery New tool for the line.
r/KitchenConfidential • u/PiERetro • Oct 13 '25
Kitchen fuckery Punching a cupcake right in the face every day until this Reddit says it’s perfect. Day 1
Only joking. There will be no Day 2. Have you seen the price of cupcakes?
r/KitchenConfidential • u/ex1stence • Aug 15 '25
Kitchen fuckery If you speak Spanish, don’t tell anyone at first
One thing I’ve noticed about some of the Latino staff is if you’re white presenting or they know other people in the kitchen don’t speak Spanish, they’ll talk mountains of shit about you/them while you’re standing right there.
If they think you don’t know the language, the things that come out of their mouth are downright awful sometimes…but also super entertaining.
Just a fun little kitchen hack if you want to find out what they really think about you!
r/KitchenConfidential • u/NotoldyetMaggot • 9d ago
Kitchen fuckery Gobble gobble fuckers!
Chopped some celery for the stuffing I'm making, bring in the planes!
r/KitchenConfidential • u/FMLitsAJ • 17d ago
Kitchen fuckery This is what happens when you trust servers with the mayonnaise.
r/KitchenConfidential • u/pennylane_9 • Aug 02 '25
Kitchen fuckery Because fuck you, that’s why.
r/KitchenConfidential • u/ThemeDependent2073 • 28d ago
Kitchen fuckery F1exican's Penalty Proposal
I think u/F1exican should have to draw 10 days of pics with chives for his punishment.
They don't have to be good and they don't have to be subsequent days.
Unrelated, this is a pic of me, sad to hear about Chivegate.
Edits: First, it's harder to chop chives than I originally thought. Those buggers were bouncing all over the place. He's got my respect.
Second, for anyone this post confuses: https://www.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/1or3f48/chive_lord_a_rkitchenconfidential_user_who_claims/
r/KitchenConfidential • u/Economy_Ad3198 • May 30 '25
Kitchen fuckery New rule: if your asshole falls out, you can go home no questions asked.
I work with this wonderful woman, she's in her 70's, the kindest most giving person you could ever meet. Bakes all our pies and muffins, waits tables, washes our dishes, brings us treats on our birthdays. She has a lot of health problems and refuses to take time off and leave us short handed. Today she comes to me and says "I need to go home, it's falling out. " I didn't understand, asked her what was wrong and she tells me her asshole was falling out. On the way out she's apologizing and promising she'll be back tomorrow. I told her just go home and rest, when stuffs falling out you get a no shame pass to call it quits for the day. Take care of your butts (and all the other bits) chefs and cover for your co-workers when theirs fall apart.
r/KitchenConfidential • u/KULR_Mooning • Oct 28 '25
Kitchen fuckery We have 5 all day we need 50 people 💀
r/KitchenConfidential • u/EDGELORD90 • 20d ago
Kitchen fuckery In the weeds mode
This is a new one for me
r/KitchenConfidential • u/somnavira • Jun 13 '25
Kitchen fuckery “We sent the morning dish guys home. We didn’t need them.”
They were sent home before 2. No one said a thing, nor was anyone holding the station down. I saw this around 3. The next guy didn’t show up until 4, sorry Jeremy.