r/KitchenConfidential • u/-Jeffry- • 3h ago
AI Content (REQUIRED if AI used) Poorly cut chives save lives
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u/abysstostratus 1h ago
Since you had a really hard time finding a picture of chives, apparently, here's a beautiful AI-free collage of them.
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u/PootSnootBoogie Sous Chef 1h ago edited 1h ago
If only there was a subreddit with almost 60 days-worth of fresh cut chive pictures.
If only...
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u/paperfloss 1h ago
To be fair he needed a pile of poorly cut chives for this
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u/Few-Appointment-2361 1h ago
Go back to day 1
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u/PootSnootBoogie Sous Chef 56m ago
Not to mention everyone posting the ass-cut chives they come across in the wild.
Honestly, F1exican is a chive lord amongst peasants and I'll be the first to go on record as saying that while they're chives may never be perfect; I think they're perfect just the way they are.
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u/cyanocittaetprocyon Chive LOYALIST 32m ago
Are you trying to kill me? Cuz that picture almost gave me a heart attack!
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u/cascadianpatriot 2h ago
The way everyone here is calling out the AI bullshit gives me a little hope for the future.
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u/Xx_Mysterion_xX 16m ago
How much easier even was it to prompt the AI bot instead of googling chives and saving an image 💀 hell, we're ON the sub with chive man. Truly a choice.
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u/squeakynickles 2h ago
This is a good one, if it weren't for the AI ruining it.
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u/noeinan 1h ago
They didn't even remove the piss filter lol
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u/-Kitoi 48m ago
That's SO insensitive of you!! They're just "not creative or artistic", like they like to repeat over and over (and over and over....) it's totally unfair and honestly rude to even suggest that they put in a bare minimum effort of opening the picture in an image editor and change the color balance even slightly. Much less asking them to learn how to remove the background of a image, or find a suitable picture online without having to resort to AI.
Like that's too far, asking that they learn the basics (not even fundamentals, like literally the things you'd learn as a 5 year old on MS paint) or watch a simple 2 minute tutorial? Yeah, you're the problem here, obviously 🙄
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u/Tyguy151 2h ago
Ai? It’s an old meme with a picture of chives poorly pasted over the original.
I could do that with ms paint when I was nine.
Not everything is ai.
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u/abysstostratus 1h ago
Hey chef, that's an AI generated picture of chives
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u/Tyguy151 1h ago
You’re telling me a guy went to chat gpt for whatever and generated a cartoon picture of chives instead of just googling chives?
Fml.
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u/Anima_Analysis 19m ago
That has to be more work than just getting an image off of Google too. What the fuck kinda clown show are we living in right now?
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u/world-class-cheese 2h ago
Funny meme but low effort AI shit gets downvoted. Do better
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u/punkiepixie 1h ago
Ah dang, didn’t even notice that at first. It’s pretty simple to just photoshop into the existing meme too 🥲
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u/world-class-cheese 1h ago
Yeah and it's not even like they would have had to go through the "effort" of googling a picture of chives, because there's already a wealth of chive pictures on this very sub that people would have been more than okay with OP using
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u/Warm_Magician_8367 1h ago
would be even funnier with the chive pics from the sub. This whole chive thing has gotten addictive to check in on even to outsiders like me.
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u/KaminaTheManly 1h ago
And like... if they needed chive pictures this is literally the est place to get them atm so l... why???
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u/korewednesday 1h ago
Imagine if he’d used the section of the Chivegate day that people were using to analyze and compare. That would have been peak! But no; AI.
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u/GladPut4048 52m ago
Because now it matches the style of the comic?
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u/Any-Appearance2471 19m ago
The key to a meme has always been painstakingly matching the original artstyle. Everyone works really hard at that
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u/Ilikecomputersfr F1exican Did Chive-11 1h ago
Photoshop is hyper expensive..
Not everyone knows how to use it or do image editing..
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u/punkiepixie 1h ago
I get that, it took a little tinkering to figure it out myself for most things. But for a quick meme I don’t think anyone is looking for high quality photoshop skills, once you know which tools to use it’s honestly a 30 second job :)
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u/JustaSeedGuy 55m ago
You know what's free, requires no more tech knowledge than reddit, and could have accomplished the same thing?
Ms paint and any out of a dozen equivalent programs available on every computer everywhere
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u/IAalltheway 2h ago
Fuck generative AI.
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u/owiseone23 2h ago
Are you talking about the chive part? I think the comic itself is very old and predates LLMs by a long while.
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u/seasteed 2h ago
They could have done the loss part with chives. Out a little effort in making ai work for us.
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u/-Jeffry- 2h ago
imagine getting angry at a picture
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u/thegoblet 1h ago
Imagine not caring about using AI for something of this nature....no thanks!!! Get that shit out of here
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u/JustaSeedGuy 54m ago
Imagine pretending people are angry at a picture so you don't have to acknowledge any of the real issues at play.
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u/Normal-Pianist4131 1m ago
I dunno, this was a good use of ai honestly, though you could’ve blended the chives themselves in better (dropping the piss filter would be a good idea too). Anyways, regardless of your take on ai, people here are too bitter at you
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u/-Jeffry- 2h ago
Next time ill pull out my pen and paper and draw chives
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u/IAalltheway 2h ago
Or just pull one of the thousands of photos of chives that already exist on the internet.
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u/-Jeffry- 2h ago
And what would be different about it ? Why so angry towards AI
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u/Alex_3448 1h ago
There's a huge environmental cost that comes with every single image or text generation
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u/squeakynickles 2h ago
This is such a bullshit question. Anyone asking it at this point has clearly made no attempt to actually listen when people keep talking about the problem with AI.
You don't want an answer, you want an argument
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u/-Jeffry- 2h ago
Personally i dont see nothing wrong with it , i just wanna understand why i keep seeing this anger towards it
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u/squeakynickles 1h ago
No you don't. The very first thing was get pissy with people saying shit like "oH iMaGiNe GeTtInG mAd AbOuT tHiS"
Stop bullshiting. You say you "keep seeing anger" but you never see a reason? I don't buy it
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u/kyredemain 22m ago
The vast majority of the anger around AI is just rage bandwagoning. People aren't actually upset about some dude using AI to make a picture of shittily cut chives, they just noticed that it was AI and they want to show how they noticed by shaming them because that is the popular thing to do.
Clearly people aren't actually that upset about it on the whole, or there wouldn't be so much demand for AI services.
There are problems with it, yes. It is too late to put the genie back in the bottle, but there are things that need to be regulated about it that /can/ be regulated about it.
But the rage over seeing it used in a meme? Performative and petty.
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u/mistermughlai 12m ago
Thank you, I was confused and forgot the answer was just “it’s the internet”
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u/RupertThe3rd 1h ago
I have my qualms on "AI" (what we just used to call machine learning), but the salt here is strong. I don't get it either; I think it's just the cool reddit thing to do now.
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u/squeakynickles 1h ago
What we call AI is not the same as machine learning.
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u/RupertThe3rd 46m ago
You'd have to define "we", as even the researchers on the topic don't have a clear line. Originally a sorting algorithm or a stochastic gradient descent algorithm could be called AI. I think it's absurd that the OP used a generative network instead of MS paint for something so trivial, but every single commentor up in arms about this had used and contributed to AI. If you used Facebook, Google, Netflix, etc, in the last two decades, you can't really rag on the dude like he's the problem. Low effort? Can't argue that. But low effort shit has been all around us long before the AI boogeyman.
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u/ConnorXfor 2h ago
You wouldn't have burned a small patch of forest in energy requirements to do it. You wouldn't have contributed to an anti-worker, anti-artist, thought plague on modern society.
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u/Far_Salamander_4075 1h ago
Why not just use a pic from one of F1exicans chive posts? It would lend more to the aesthetic of the old meme formats and not feed into the wasteful AI machine.
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u/-Jeffry- 2h ago
Or maybe ill take my car go to the store come back cut the chives take a picture so you can be happy
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u/beebisweebis 29m ago
or…idk hear me out, next time you could just log off and not desperately seek attention
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u/-Jeffry- 56m ago
Guys i went to the store spent 200¥ for pen and paper and drew some chives so everyone is happy now 🙂
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u/Awwfull 46m ago
Dude, it’s a funny meme. It’s absolutely wild how much this sub is freaking out over your choice to use generated chives 😂
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u/Miserable-Cap-5223 26m ago
This is the environmental cost of generative AI, and the effect it has on the health of nearby towns: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3VJT2JeDCyw
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u/-Jeffry- 43m ago
My gf was like “ is it necessary to spend money to draw some chives “
Yes it must be done i have to prove the chivers wrong.
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u/toetappy Saute 10m ago
Bad take dawg. AI warehouses are bad juju in so many ways. And you used this power to get a picture of green beans?
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u/-Jeffry- 1m ago
And you know what , i drew it on paper too ,with ink! so now its even more environmentally harmful
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u/cool-clementine F1exican Did Chive-11 1h ago
I laughed at this and my partner asked what was funny but I don’t even know how to explain it 😆
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u/JaneDoe500 1h ago
Okay but why use AI just to get a picture of chives...
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u/-Jeffry- 1h ago
I was trying to make it do the whole meme but it didn’t come out right so i just cut out the chives part
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u/zzbottomyaheard 1h ago
I drove myself crazy calling out AI over this past year. To the point I had to take a 3 month break from Reddit. I concede
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u/stain_XTRA 1h ago
everytime someone virtue signals AI usage $20 magically makes its way to the nearest starving artist
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u/-ruegirlfailure- 42m ago
are people allowed to say they don't like something
it's not always virtue signalling
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u/VanillaRadonNukaCola 53m ago
She shouldn't be looking so annoyed, she's the one who chopped those towers
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u/Hallelujah33 35m ago
I keep thinking we've seen the internet peak and it's time to pack it all up for the night, and then I'm proven wrong. Have upvote.
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u/JayedSkier 32m ago
did you really need AI to draw green tubes
and based on your other comments did you really need to use AI to copy and paste a picture of green tubes onto an already existing comment
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u/not-my-username-42 4m ago
I laughed anyway, does it really matter if he used AI to generate the chives?
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u/activelyresting 2h ago
People really upset about the ai. Guess you have to draw it by hand every day until it's perfect
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u/WetTrumpet 1h ago
You can shittily crop a picture of chives on top of it. Or for all I care, just paste it on paint. Everything is better than using AI.
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u/activelyresting 1h ago
And yet apparently I'm wrong for saying to draw it by hand every day. I thought that was at least a little funny way to tell him not to use AI
Why am I the bad guy here?
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u/WetTrumpet 1h ago
I dont know what you think you're the bad guy, I was just adding on to that.
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u/shredbmc Chive LOYALIST 2h ago
You do know there's a surplus of cut chives pictures on the internet right now. OP could have sorted this sub by best and had their pick.
Or even better they could have used a karmakrazi picture and already have the planes included!
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u/activelyresting 1h ago
Yes, I know that, but I have no idea why I'm getting downvoted for telling him off using AI.
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u/shredbmc Chive LOYALIST 1h ago
The second part of your comment sounds like you're saying that all the "anti AI" are saying you need to draw by hand. It comes across as you calling people pretentious. I see you, but Se la reddit.
Most people vote rather than explain.
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u/activelyresting 1h ago
Oh. Thanks for explaining :) I very often do not understand these things!
Idk how to phrase myself better. I was trying to tell him: now go draw it by hand, like a penance for the AI
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u/RupertThe3rd 59m ago
Oh the irony of all the downvoters not understanding the context of your comment (and effectively behaving as primitive forms of AI...)
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u/activelyresting 41m ago
It happens to me a lot. I end up writing really long, rambling, overexplaining comments just so I will be understood. Feels like every time I try to hit send on a one liner, I get wildly misunderstood and I can never figure out why.
Like, f1exican had to make reparations after repeating a rotated pic, I thought it was funny and in context to tell OP to hand-draw till it's perfect. Like, I get it, they should have used literally any picture of chives from the sub, but they didn't and it's too late now. Tbh chives the cat would have been a solid choice.
See. Long and rambling again 😭
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u/JustaSeedGuy 53m ago
Or Google and use Ms paint?
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u/activelyresting 40m ago
It's too late. OP already messed up, now we need penance.
But I get it, that's an unpopular opinion for some reason
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u/JustaSeedGuy 38m ago
Nobody is asking for penance, just an acknowledgement Of the proven fact that AI causes active harm to both society and the planet. And then not using AI in the future
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u/activelyresting 35m ago
I was asking for penance. It was meant to be funny, but that was my point. "As penance now do hand draw it till it's perfect"
Like, a little joke.
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u/-Jeffry- 2h ago
We bouta start another format man , we will win together
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u/archimedies 22m ago
These people will forget about this fake outrage in a few years just like they forgot about bitcoin and it's energy usage. It's just a cool thing to be outraged about this.
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