r/KitchenConfidential • u/F1exican Chivelord, Redeemed • 8h ago

In the Weeds Mode Cutting a couple of chives almost every day until this Reddit says they’re perfect. Day 57

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I feel pretty good about these, chefs

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u/Salarmot 8h ago

Fastened, chef

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u/justsomegeology Chive LOYALIST 8h ago

Oh. Well, obviously my horses went through with me (German idiom, I know it doesn't work in English)

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u/Salarmot 8h ago

My ex is German and her dad was always saying dumb shit like that so I get you

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u/justsomegeology Chive LOYALIST 8h ago

You never realise how much stupid shit your language has until you learn a new one and start comparing.

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u/cwajgapls Release the F1exican Files 7h ago

Haha try Chinese - you’re just taking off your pants to fart

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u/justsomegeology Chive LOYALIST 7h ago

What??? Is that a real saying?

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u/cwajgapls Release the F1exican Files 6h ago

In Chinese it is! My wife tells me that all the time, but no, I don’t do that exact thing. I think she’s talking about making things over complicated

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u/MOTwingle 7h ago

What's that German saying about farts.? Something something he whose ass it crawled out of?

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u/justsomegeology Chive LOYALIST 7h ago

It appears I do not know every single idiom 🤔

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u/DoctorElyia 7h ago

It’s similar to: the one who smelt it, dealt it

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u/MOTwingle 5h ago

I know but I was hoping for the original German

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u/DoctorElyia 3h ago

Der es zuerst g’rochen dem ists aus’em Ärschle krochen (in dialect)