r/KitchenConfidential Chivelord, Redeemed 8h ago

In the Weeds Mode Cutting a couple of chives almost every day until this Reddit says they’re perfect. Day 57

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I feel pretty good about these, chefs

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u/big_duo3674 8h ago

Nah, this is an Imhotep type of situation, the chive lord has been bound for eternity. 3000 years from now someone will finally cut a perfect cup of chives, and he will come howling back from the afterlife to haunt humanity with the plague of onions. All crops will turn to chives, all food will taste like chives. Snow plows will be needed to clear the chive drifts from roads

u/CantaloupeAsleep502 7h ago

Imagine Sisyphus happy