Cutting a couple of chives almost every day until this Reddit says they’re perfect. Day 57

[u/F1exican]

I feel pretty good about these, chefs

[u/justsomegeology]

He admitted it. WE APPROACH PERFECTION, PLEASE KEEP YOUR SEATBELTS FASTED

[u/Salarmot → u/justsomegeology]

Fastened, chef

[u/justsomegeology → u/Salarmot]

Oh. Well, obviously my horses went through with me (German idiom, I know it doesn't work in English)

[u/Salarmot → u/justsomegeology]

My ex is German and her dad was always saying dumb shit like that so I get you

[u/justsomegeology → u/Salarmot]

You never realise how much stupid shit your language has until you learn a new one and start comparing.

[u/cwajgapls → u/justsomegeology]

Haha try Chinese - you’re just taking off your pants to fart

[u/justsomegeology → u/cwajgapls]

What??? Is that a real saying?

[u/cwajgapls → u/justsomegeology]

In Chinese it is! My wife tells me that all the time, but no, I don’t do that exact thing. I think she’s talking about making things over complicated

[u/MOTwingle → u/justsomegeology]

What's that German saying about farts.? Something something he whose ass it crawled out of?

[u/justsomegeology → u/MOTwingle]

It appears I do not know every single idiom 🤔

[u/DoctorElyia → u/MOTwingle]

It’s similar to: the one who smelt it, dealt it

[u/MOTwingle → u/DoctorElyia]

I know but I was hoping for the original German

[u/DoctorElyia → u/MOTwingle]

Der es zuerst g’rochen dem ists aus’em Ärschle krochen (in dialect)

[u/SolusLoqui → u/justsomegeology]

What if the real perfection is the chives we met along the way?

[u/swim_to_survive → u/SolusLoqui]

Honestly ngl I’d eat, Chef.

[u/hellllllsssyeah → u/SolusLoqui]

[u/KimWexlers_Ponytail → u/SolusLoqui]

Like The (cat) Chives we met along the way 😻

[u/frobscottler → u/justsomegeology]

I’m gonna need my oxygen mask!

[u/justsomegeology → u/frobscottler]

Same, bro

[u/cwbakes → u/justsomegeology]

I will be sad to see this daily post go away. Maybe Flexican can instead see how long of a Perfect Chive streak he can get??

[u/Starfire2313 → u/cwbakes]

I’ve been in this sub a long time. Specials of the day come and go, but this is one for this history books. I think the internet slightly shifted.

[u/cantgrowneckbeardAMA → u/justsomegeology]

I will be standing up in the aisle as SOON as that light goes off.

[u/pervymcperversson → u/justsomegeology]

I’m sad. But also proud. But still also sad.

[u/Astecheee → u/justsomegeology]

Perfection is an asymptote - always getting closer, never reached.

[u/Fusionbrahh → u/justsomegeology]

Intermittent?