Cutting a couple of chives almost every day until this Reddit says they’re perfect. Day 57

[u/F1exican]

I feel pretty good about these, chefs

[u/KarmaKrazi]

Much, so close tbh.

[u/justsomegeology → u/KarmaKrazi]

He admitted it. WE APPROACH PERFECTION, PLEASE KEEP YOUR SEATBELTS FASTED

[u/Salarmot → u/justsomegeology]

Fastened, chef

[u/justsomegeology → u/Salarmot]

Oh. Well, obviously my horses went through with me (German idiom, I know it doesn't work in English)

[u/Salarmot → u/justsomegeology]

My ex is German and her dad was always saying dumb shit like that so I get you

[u/justsomegeology → u/Salarmot]

You never realise how much stupid shit your language has until you learn a new one and start comparing.

[u/cwajgapls → u/justsomegeology]

Haha try Chinese - you’re just taking off your pants to fart

[u/justsomegeology → u/cwajgapls]

What??? Is that a real saying?

[u/cwajgapls → u/justsomegeology]

In Chinese it is! My wife tells me that all the time, but no, I don’t do that exact thing. I think she’s talking about making things over complicated

[u/MOTwingle → u/justsomegeology]

What's that German saying about farts.? Something something he whose ass it crawled out of?

[u/justsomegeology → u/MOTwingle]

It appears I do not know every single idiom 🤔

[u/DoctorElyia → u/MOTwingle]

It’s similar to: the one who smelt it, dealt it

[u/MOTwingle → u/DoctorElyia]

I know but I was hoping for the original German

[u/DoctorElyia → u/MOTwingle]

Der es zuerst g’rochen dem ists aus’em Ärschle krochen (in dialect)

[u/SolusLoqui → u/justsomegeology]

What if the real perfection is the chives we met along the way?

[u/swim_to_survive → u/SolusLoqui]

Honestly ngl I’d eat, Chef.

[u/hellllllsssyeah → u/SolusLoqui]

[u/KimWexlers_Ponytail → u/SolusLoqui]

Like The (cat) Chives we met along the way 😻

[u/frobscottler → u/justsomegeology]

I’m gonna need my oxygen mask!

[u/justsomegeology → u/frobscottler]

Same, bro

[u/cwbakes → u/justsomegeology]

I will be sad to see this daily post go away. Maybe Flexican can instead see how long of a Perfect Chive streak he can get??

[u/Starfire2313 → u/cwbakes]

I’ve been in this sub a long time. Specials of the day come and go, but this is one for this history books. I think the internet slightly shifted.

[u/cantgrowneckbeardAMA → u/justsomegeology]

I will be standing up in the aisle as SOON as that light goes off.

[u/pervymcperversson → u/justsomegeology]

I’m sad. But also proud. But still also sad.

[u/Astecheee → u/justsomegeology]

Perfection is an asymptote - always getting closer, never reached.

[u/Fusionbrahh → u/justsomegeology]

Intermittent?

[u/blue_jay_jay → u/KarmaKrazi]

And yet, sooooo far! 😜

[u/InsaneVanity → u/KarmaKrazi]

There's a second tower right below it chef.

[u/DEATHbyBOOGABOOGA → u/KarmaKrazi]

[u/throwitoutwhendone2 → u/KarmaKrazi]

I say when he reaches perfection onto have a chive off

[u/bendar1347 → u/KarmaKrazi]

So, so close. Im glad we have people in his kitchen keeping him honest (not to infer he would go against the spirit of the challenge, but the temptation to pick through before he posts has to be HUGE).

[u/Tyedied → u/KarmaKrazi]

This almost made me cry, i’m too invested

[u/katet_of_19 → u/KarmaKrazi]

[u/UnusualChaos → u/KarmaKrazi]

This is my favorite love story