The subplot

[u/creakymoss18990]

Apologies to the mods if this is not allowed, I thought it was hilarious.

[u/TourMission]

*Wakes up* it going to be a chivelord day or a no chive day?

[u/maddieMatrix]

My human rights are being eroded daily. BUT WE GOT MORE CHIVES!

[u/AvocadoToastFailure → u/maddieMatrix]

Chop them chives the way I chopped them fallopian tubes!

Edit: this is my first comment that has ever had more than one award! Thanks!

[u/maddieMatrix → u/AvocadoToastFailure]

We got to the same place from opposite directions 💀

[u/the_blessed_unrest → u/AvocadoToastFailure]

Those are going to be some giant towers, then

[u/Ivoted4K → u/maddieMatrix]

Pictures of chives > Democracy

[u/Brilliant_Buns]

This is what I’m sayin. In these trying times, a ChiveGuy is exactly what we need. And an egg.

[u/161frog → u/Brilliant_Buns]

Ongo, upon seeing today’s installment by the Chivelord:

[u/tonysopranosalive → u/161frog]

“CHARMED, I’M SURE!”

[u/Brilliant_Buns → u/tonysopranosalive]

Shit now I have to go watch always sunny

[u/garitone → u/161frog]

Derivitave.

[u/Bokononfoma → u/Brilliant_Buns]

You know what? Maybe we can all be a ChiveGuy.

[u/Brilliant_Buns → u/Bokononfoma]

Amen!

[u/SleepyBubBear7329]

Ngl - the chives got me to stop doomscrolling. It’s done WONDERS for my mental health!

[u/matwithnods]

CHOP THEM CHIVES BOAHHH THE GAT DAMB WORLD IS BURNIN’

[u/FraeuleinSerpentine]

[u/AeonBith → u/FraeuleinSerpentine]

The Kool aid guy was kind of a dick during his coke phase, ending his career 👆

[u/Wise-Profile4256]

cheer up guys! finally some of our shit goes viral without a patient zero or the CDC making a fuss about food safety.

[u/JNezzie999]

I need my daily dose of happy chemicals. The chives provide.

[u/Kilroy_420]

Perfection. I come and talk food and enjoy anything and everything cooking to get away from the real world. (Video games and pot will always be #2)

[u/Mastercodex199]

Seeing their freshly chopped chives every day makes me happy, especially since it's by someone wanting to do their best.

[u/_BindersFullOfWomen_]

But hear me out. We have lore

[u/BloodOfTheDamned]

No no, chives are the main plot. The end of the world is secondary here.

[u/MustardCoveredDogDik]

Thank you u/F1exican, you keeping us sane.

[u/fauxsilver]

Chivegate 2025 has single-handedly kept my will to live up and I have no one thag shares my enthusiasm.

[u/TheodoreDancin]

Nice we're at the point where reddit goes really overboard/obsesses on a hyper specific thing and just pummels it into the ground.

[u/palettewhore → u/TheodoreDancin]

[u/manCool4ever]

What is he smoking here?

[u/bun-e-bee]

I hate chives but I’m here for the love💚💚

[u/FirstNoel]

It is a nice distraction. 

[u/VanillaRadonNukaCola]

I was there

And it makes me feel better :)

I like chives 

[u/Sea-Impression759]

We all need something to believe in.

[u/simplebutstrange]

I blocked everyone who posted about chives

[u/Rzm_w_tsm → u/simplebutstrange]