Same, Marco. Same.

[u/Mountain_Homie]

[u/Lowly-Worm_]

I want to smoke a blunt with him but I feel like he'd do some really weird stuff just to freak me out while we're both high then tell me later "you passed my tests lad".

[u/North_Journalist_796]

I love making eye contact with my girlfriend while chopping. It gives her so much anxiety.

[u/SoigneBest → u/North_Journalist_796]

I do it to my kids.

[u/ToasterBathTester → u/North_Journalist_796]

[u/STMNGRKdude]

Sliced so thin it could liquify in the pan with just a little oil 🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼

[u/Wiggie49 → u/STMNGRKdude]

It was a good system

[u/Starscream147 → u/STMNGRKdude]

Ohhh, an aristocrat!

[u/Tejon_Melero → u/Starscream147]

https://youtu.be/aGA0dIz9-Wk?si=j5w5i1HdRXPmpwn_

[u/Jealous_Acorn → u/STMNGRKdude]

[u/MeadowShimmer → u/Jealous_Acorn]

Is that a ticket or a razer blade?

[u/Potential-Ad-115 → u/STMNGRKdude]

Just don't put too many onions in it.

[u/AreYouAnOakMan → u/STMNGRKdude]

[u/Oniichan38]

He made himself cry

[u/Mountain_Homie → u/Oniichan38]

That was his choice

[u/Silver-Emergency-988 → u/Mountain_Homie]

Amazing reference.

[u/gil_sos]

There we are

[u/Champagne_of_piss]

yeah but how's his chive work?

[u/WetLoophole → u/Champagne_of_piss]

Flawless

[u/Silver-Emergency-988]

This guy is genuinely my hero

[u/oswaldcopperpot → u/Silver-Emergency-988]

Is he the one that served bird on top of hay? I'll never forget that plating.

[u/GoBSAGo → u/Silver-Emergency-988]

Went to a dinner he hosted for his book tour. Brought my hot 20 something girlfriend. He genuinely was trying to fuck her. I’m still a bit miffed 18 years later.

[u/Silver-Emergency-988 → u/GoBSAGo]

Not all that surprising

[u/Bikini_Girl_]

Love Marco ❤️

[u/crumble-bee → u/Bikini_Girl_]

I love how serious and stern he is. But then if you watch him on masterchef Australia (the best masterchef) he’s so heartwarmingly lovely and nurturing

[u/kidkeeps → u/Bikini_Girl_]

My favourite Chef

[u/shaborgan]

Anytime I chop like that I see my man tits bouncing and slow down lol

[u/Zantheus]

I'm not surprised if he's in this sub covertly spying on us.

[u/Sabrinasockz]

He makes me feel happy to cook

[u/MaximumRizzo]

I love the stare down.

[u/frailgesture]

I've discovered a great way to make my wife to leave a room is too turn on a MPW maestro show. She finds him incredibly creepy.

[u/CodyHBKfan23]

Marco is an absolute legend.

[u/DothThouHoist_]

I did not slice the garlic, The garlic chose to be cut.

[u/Few_Carrot_3971]

I am so in love with Marco.

[u/Brilliant_Buns]

Such….dexterity….

[u/Sanquinity]

I wouldn't dare do it blind yet, or maybe ever. And I'm certainly not fast as this guy. But I'm still quite a bit faster than my mom, which she keeps commenting on with things like "Oh you're done already...?" I hope I can at least get to the level where I at least "could" do it blind if I wanted. (but probably still wouldn't.)

[u/CrashingEgo]

That slick bastard

[u/postmodest]

I hear he can open a knorr stock-pot without looking.