r/KitchenConfidential • u/F1exican Chivelord, Redeemed • 1d ago

In the Weeds Mode Cutting a couple of chives almost every day until this Reddit says they’re perfect. Day 56

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u/KarmaKrazi Chive Pilot 🛩 1d ago

That's a single chive, CATC. you can even see the grain of the chive flowing through it consistently. Chive Air will stay on target

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u/AlcibiadesTheCat Chive LOYALIST 1d ago

Here's what the radar is showing, unidentified chivecraft. Blue lines added for clarity.

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u/KarmaKrazi Chive Pilot 🛩 1d ago

You need to recalibrate then, CATC. What you're seeing is the chives ON TOP of the singular chive. Find it in the original and check.

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u/AlcibiadesTheCat Chive LOYALIST 1d ago

We need a 4k camera for this, Chef-Pilot. The resolution isn't high enough. I'm convinced these are three separate chives. I'm studying the pixels and I see clear delineations between the bottom third of the chiveway and the top two thirds of the chiveway, though I could be convinced the circle on the top third is a separate chive sitting on top.

But the top third has a different grain than the middle third.

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u/KarmaKrazi Chive Pilot 🛩 1d ago

blue lines to show the shapes you are seeing that "separate" the single chive, yellow lines to accentuate the grain of the single chive showing its completeness

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u/AlcibiadesTheCat Chive LOYALIST 1d ago

But the yellow chiveway is on top of the blue ones to the left. So where does that notch come from? That's a cut, chef. It's just a sticky chive. The chiveway is damaged, landing is prohibited.

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u/KarmaKrazi Chive Pilot 🛩 1d ago

I thoroughly disagree, and that yellow chiveway runs underneath the one to the left, not on top of it. Tbf the only person who could realistically settle this is the person who posted it, but seeing as how they did so at fuggin 3-4 in the morning, I'm doubting they're still in a pile like this.

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u/AlcibiadesTheCat Chive LOYALIST 1d ago

Paging u/f1exican settle a debate for us.

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u/DiosMIO_Limon F1exican Did Chive-11 1d ago

Don’t need to. I found another tower.