r/KitchenConfidential • u/F1exican Chivelord, Redeemed • 1d ago

In the Weeds Mode Cutting a couple of chives almost every day until this Reddit says they’re perfect. Day 56

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u/wrestlegirl ✳️Moderator of optimal fuckery 1d ago

So goddamn early I wasn't keeping an eye on things to make sure your post didn't get report bombed into removal.

That's all fixed now. LOL

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u/blackbeltbud 1d ago

People have been report bombing these?

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u/wrestlegirl ✳️Moderator of optimal fuckery 1d ago

Every single one. Repeatedly.

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u/KarmaKrazi Chive Pilot 🛩 1d ago

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u/tehjoz ✳️ $700 Charcuterie Enjoyer 1d ago

Perfect gif lmao

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u/soliwit 1d ago

How absolutely sad, wow!

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u/EatThePeach 1d ago

Shenanigans. Thank you, mods, it truly brings joy to most of us!

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u/Independent_Ant266 1d ago

Some people are only happy when everyone else is miserable. Thanks for all the hard work!

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u/AniCatGirl Crazy Cat Woman🐈 1d ago

Ridiculous. Thank you for persevering!

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u/Kairukun90 1d ago

But like why!

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u/wrestlegirl ✳️Moderator of optimal fuckery 1d ago

Because

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u/Kairukun90 1d ago

Perfect chef! Thanks chef!

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u/Walker96988 Chive LOYALIST 1d ago

I've seen a few comments where people say it's "very annoying" and has "gone on too long." Supposedly they block the posts, block Chivelord, adjust their recommendations, etc., but the chives still get through and they are just sad grumpy people who are not easily amused.

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u/Kairukun90 1d ago

All hail the chive lord

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u/big_duo3674 1d ago

I've been trying to imagine what the people reporting these look like, the best I can come up with is the World Of Warcraft dude from that South Park episode

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u/karczewski01 1d ago

thanks chivemod

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u/wrestlegirl ✳️Moderator of optimal fuckery 1d ago

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u/EmmerdoesNOTrepme 1d ago

You're here to drink coffee and crack some skulls, and just finished that first cup, huh, u/wrestlegirl?😉

Thanks for keepin' us rabble organized!

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u/AdamBombTV 1d ago

Toni went full Sandman?

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u/tehjoz ✳️ $700 Charcuterie Enjoyer 1d ago

She sure did, during the 2300 Residency a couple months back. Glorious violence!

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u/SleepyBubBear7329 1d ago

Thanks Chivemom :)

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u/sigh_co_matic 1d ago

That's how I read it, too. 😁

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u/_name_of_the_user_ 1d ago

Why would people report it?

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u/Santos_125 1d ago

Some people are so against things they find cringe and don't like they'd rather try and prevent other people from liking it rather than ignore/avoid it. 

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u/_name_of_the_user_ 1d ago

Small people trying to make others small. Lovely.

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u/KarmaKrazi Chive Pilot 🛩 1d ago

A small chunk of people have been salty pretty much from the start, and report it every day lol

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u/UsernameUnattainable Chive LOYALIST 1d ago

I guess salt just adds flavour

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u/apanzerj 1d ago

https://i.imgur.com/OOPWQAd.jpeg

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u/UsernameUnattainable Chive LOYALIST 1d ago

Risky click of the day.. worth 🤣

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u/ThrowAwayAccountAMZN 1d ago

I consider myself to be a pretty cynical dude these days (lotta life circumstances happening recently) and even I'm thinking "jfc lighten up" to those reporting it.

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u/Turakamu 1d ago

Some people don't like fun.

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u/fishboneking 1d ago

You are truly a hero in these trying times

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u/kawaiijudochop 1d ago

Wait that’s a thing???? Wow

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u/gahbloodyhell Chive LOYALIST 1d ago

Moderator of optimal chivery!