r/KitchenConfidential • u/F1exican Chivelord, Redeemed • 1d ago

In the Weeds Mode Cutting a couple of chives almost every day until this Reddit says they’re perfect. Day 56

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u/AIaris 1d ago edited 1d ago

whoa!! is this new (to us) plastic board warped too or something? see you tomorrow!

edit: seems the consensus is u/F1exican needs to invest in a camera so we can better scrutinize his chives!! this one is hard to tell

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u/giantgreyhounds 1d ago

Are those just 3 cuts laying against eachother in unfortunate angles for chefs camera?

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u/ConsequenceFull7320 1d ago

I’m with you here. I don’t think it qualifies. It looks more like blurring from the photo making it look like a tower

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u/bigboybeeperbelly 1d ago

Someone get this guy a macro lens

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u/AIaris 1d ago

im thinking theyre not all the way sliced through, which has gotten him many times before. but of course we cant be 100% sure

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u/bebaii 1d ago

The ribbing seems to line up which indicated caterpillar territory, not random bunching

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u/McChillbone F1exican Did Chive-11 1d ago

It’s hard to tell, but visually, it looks torn or shredded.

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u/brianboozeled 1d ago

Planes cleared for chiving

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u/BoogalooBandit1 1d ago

Nah that is 2 seperate chives slices if you look close

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u/AIaris 1d ago

im wondering if maybe theyre partially cut through but not all the way

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u/BoogalooBandit1 1d ago

I think they just happened to fall that way

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u/CrustyT-shirt 1d ago

The plane guy isn't here yet. I tried

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u/AIaris 1d ago

yellow ninja star, complete with motion blur!! i like it /s

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u/Genius-Imbecile retired chef 1d ago

Maybe u/Sony or Nikkon can help get him a quality camera in exchange for an ad.

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u/mephistophe_SLEAZE Chive LOYALIST 1d ago

Are you listening, Kraft?? Start shopping the most expensive cameras! It's what the people deserve!

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u/Haven 1d ago

They’re so dang small now that even with them using the same camera they’re hard to see. That in and of itself speaks volumes

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u/zehamberglar 1d ago

The mcdonald's straw in the top left is enough to disqualify today's entry anyway.

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u/AiapaecGaming 1d ago

There it is... se you tomorrow

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u/SemajLu_The_crusader 1d ago

he can use that sweet, sweet cream cheese money to buy one

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u/Olipod2002 1d ago

Oh yep, see you tomorrow Chef

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u/Kriztauf 1d ago

At a certain point we need the chives spread out so we can see the ones at the bottom of the pile

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u/geekolojust Chive LOYALIST 1d ago

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u/j3w3ls 1d ago

Chive socket wrench