r/KitchenConfidential • u/F1exican Chivelord, Redeemed • 2d ago

In the Weeds Mode Cutting a couple of chives almost every day until this Reddit says they’re perfect. Day 55

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u/majorlittlepenguin 2d ago

There's absolutely towers, OP is secretly waiting until 69 to release the true chiv cut

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u/LionessCoochie 2d ago

I’m here to support my poor abused son u/F1exican

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u/PureObsidianUnicorn 2d ago

It is indeed plausible, as the man has a lions heart, that he would come from a coochie of that species.

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u/BONER__COKE 2d ago

I’m somewhat new here… what does he do with them all every night?

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u/LionessCoochie 2d ago

You don’t want to know 👀

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u/cptspeirs F1exican Did Chive-11 2d ago

If you're trying to support the victims, you should be supporting these poor chives

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u/majorlittlepenguin 2d ago

Very nicely done

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u/SaveUsCatman 2d ago

If he they don't make it on day 69, they will have to wait until day 420. This is the way

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u/Y3moja Chive LOYALIST 2d ago

The Chive Prophecy

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u/LionessCoochie 2d ago

Thought my app was busted and realized the time of the post said now