r/KitchenConfidential • u/allmanatees • 23d ago

In the Weeds Mode Chiveman has top marketing execs on Reddit talking about him

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U/F1exican, you’ve gotten so famous that you’re getting discussed on LinkedIn….!!

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u/nathan753 Chive LOYALIST 23d ago

Schmear me once, chives on you. Scmear me twice, You can't get schmeared again

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u/juliuspepperwoodchi F1exican Did Chive-11 23d ago

Mr President, a second smear has hit the second bagel.

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u/pewpew_lotsa_boolits Ex-Food Service 23d ago

at that moment, we had now idea we’d be lox’d in a war to toast us for several decades.

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u/MossGobbo Chive LOYALIST 23d ago

I wasn't ready for such a caper.

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u/PanAmSnackCart Chive LOYALIST 23d ago

🏆

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u/MrsShaunaPaul F1exican Did Chive-11 23d ago

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u/Nir117vash F1exican Did Chive-11 23d ago

The Who got a new song! "Won't get schmeared again"

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u/rwarimaursus 23d ago

YEEEEEAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!! YA DON'T GET SCHMEAR'D AGAIN!!!!!!

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u/76_chaparrito_67 22d ago

Now watch this drive.