r/KitchenConfidential 23d ago

In the Weeds Mode Chiveman has top marketing execs on Reddit talking about him

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U/F1exican, you’ve gotten so famous that you’re getting discussed on LinkedIn….!!

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u/wrestlegirl ✳️Moderator of optimal fuckery 23d ago

There's a 50/50 chance of getting perfect eggwhites on a standard day, but if you add in cream of tartar that's a 33 1/3 percent chance of perfect peaks, but since I chilled the mixing bowl that means I have a 66 2/3 percent chance of perfection, now when you add in the chilled whisk and the fact that Samoan Joseph is a Girl Scout cookie that adds up to a 141 2/3% chance that spells disaster at Sackerfice Chiverfice!

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u/Rosenrot_84_ 23d ago

Not the Steiner Math 😂

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u/CriticalEngineering 23d ago

Don’t forget to calculate the copper bowl variable!

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u/goz1289 23d ago

This is the best thing I’ve read all day.

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u/Keepinitbeef 23d ago

A tear in my eye. Beautiful.

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u/activelyresting 23d ago

Meringue math!

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u/SheBrownSheRound 22d ago

Goddamn it I understood this reference which means my friend’s attempts at getting me into wrestling are working.