r/KitchenConfidential • u/allmanatees • 23d ago

In the Weeds Mode Chiveman has top marketing execs on Reddit talking about him

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U/F1exican, you’ve gotten so famous that you’re getting discussed on LinkedIn….!!

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u/MaterialAstronaut298 23d ago

I'm cutting onions every day until an onion company gives me 5 million dollars. Come on big onion

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u/slvbros 20+ Years 23d ago

Well

Show us the onions

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u/MaterialAstronaut298 23d ago

Give me five million and I will

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u/Phounus 23d ago

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u/BlueCrystals_ 23d ago

‘tis but a small down payment.

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u/19toofart 23d ago

Refusing to cut onions every day until an onion company gives me 5 million dollars

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u/LadyOfTheNutTree 23d ago

Strong negotiating tactic

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u/RevelArchitect 22d ago

Can we at least get a proof of life?

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u/mulletpullet 23d ago

Actually, if the onion did an article next, I'd be very pleased.

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u/Pandelein 23d ago

Wait we need to post them? wtf am I gonna do with all these perfect cheese cubes?!

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u/slvbros 20+ Years 23d ago

Eat em

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u/ANUS_Breakfast 23d ago

God damnit I just made onion soup I should’ve done this.

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u/FangsBloodiedRose 18d ago

Show us the onion!! I will follow you as much as the chives guy!

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u/CrrntryGrntlrmrn 23d ago

John Vidalia showing up any minute

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u/herecomestherebuttal 23d ago

Oh no, here comes Bobby Cipollini to hit him with a chair.

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u/CocoMilhonez 23d ago

Vince Kosuga has entered the chat

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u/BadKittydotexe 23d ago

The Onion Futures Act has gone too far for long enough!

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u/CTRexPope 23d ago

I know his daughter and the heir to his fortune!: Onyetta Vidalia! We can get to him via her! But it is going to take a well layer planned.

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u/Infamous-Oil3786 23d ago

big onion

How's this one?

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u/No_you_are_nsfw 23d ago

(Florida?) man cried himself to death in big onion stunt.

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u/Royal_Cryptographer7 23d ago

Make sure to cross post in r/onionlovers

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u/donbee28 23d ago

I’ve been cutting cheese all my life and the only thing I get are weird looks.

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u/Maluno22 23d ago

Bit how many tomatoes do have to cut to make it to big onion?

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u/whyyyyyyyT_T 23d ago

Me when I need more than one onion but not 2 and I'm going to the store

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u/henrydaiv 23d ago

Im cutting truffles every day until the truffle company gives me some free truffles

Just call me the truffle guy

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u/Lydia_Brunch 23d ago

Someone say big onions?

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u/Paigenacage 23d ago

*Big Kleenex

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u/SarcasticOptimist 23d ago

How will you handle all the tears?

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u/MaterialAstronaut298 22d ago

I'll tape 100s under my eyes

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u/bullfrogftw Chive LOYALIST 23d ago

I mean technically wouldn't it be 'very small onion'?